The unexpected wedding. It was ten years ago. I had my first taboo experience when I was 17. We were on vacation for two weeks. On the way home we stopped at Mom’s older brother’s place. Aunt Beth and Uncle Jeff lived on a farm. So here we out in...

Omw to Burger King because I’m always alone, lonely, and need a good w***-session 💀

Three days in a row I have gone to the parking lot during lunch and hooked up. The first day I couldn’t believe one of the hottest guys in school wanted me. The next day was like a dream like is this happening again. Today the hottest guy in the...

I fucked Liv Morgan in bed,
I proneboned Tiffany Stratton on a couch,
I gave Bailey a*** in the Bathroom,
And I wasn’t going to f*** Asuka in the showers.

I vibe in pan/ties. Get all tingly and turned on in beautiful lingerie. Love to have an accepting gf swallow my little manhood.
Please don’t be offended.

Our first year of marriage we went on vacation. While we were out, we stopped and visited Steve’s parents. One morning his mom looked at me and said she could here our bed bouncing. But couldn’t hear any moaning. She looked at me and said I should had married his...

S*** my damn backsnatch in a pickle park bathroom Corvallus you ratsoup eating jew! My backbush gonna look like a mustache on your damn lips boy! Need me some white cheeks and I don’t mean maybe I’m on bone and need to wild out.

The Slammer

I’m gay and use a solid silicon dong in the back door. I call it CORVALLUS. Love his confessions, legend..

Defecation syncope

CORVALLUS can be found at the slurp ramps pickle parks and rest area bathrooms but he’s pretty much just a two bit gas station guzzle guy who’ll drain your sack for $1.70 and a Newport cigarette

I was snooping around my roommate’s bedroom when he was out and I found an extra-large wooden corkscrew under the bed. Inside the ridges of the corkscrew was a brownish residue. I slowly brought my nose to it and smelled s***. He’s been packing this up his a**!

So ends another Yearly Jeffers Family Christmas and what I want now is 12 Days of Therapy after the insanity that ensued. We were having dinner and Bob kept farting and then he s*** his pants and then went over to Santa to ask Santa to Wipe his A** for...

My name is Corvallus and as a young whigger coming up in the game I got turned out on the streets of Florida by a mean and greedy Pimp named The Hallisonian or Clark T Money.

He slammed my cheeks in front of all his black friends then started...

INT. 321 SLAMMER – FORT LAUDERDALE – NIGHT

Music thumps. Neon lights. Sweat, bass, and bad decisions.

VITO SPATAFORE stands at the bar in a loud shirt, way too tight. He scans the room like a kid who ditched school.

BARTENDER
What’ll it be?

VITO
Vodka soda. Heavy...

Don’t need no KORVALLUS KRINGLE when you got the ALABAMA SANTA in da house with some gifts for white boys in my Santa bag. I got some farts for your face a hardcock for your booty or throat and a slap for your damn mouth!!

When the Alabama Santa...

I knew she was wild when she came up to meet me. She was attractive and very voluptuous and she wanted to f*** me. There was another guy she was talking to that night. She eventually was talking to both of us and gave us both her address she put...

CORVALLUS here! I am 100% real and sleazy but sometimes some of my fans add to the lore. Even if what they say isn’t exactly true trust me I’ve done it before! I’m the sultan of sleaze!

I’m flying on tina and pig sweat poppers and I need some BBCs! Where are all you worthless shiftless NIGGERBASTARDS at?

I’ve been GREAZED and SLEAZED since 9 and not a single one of you dumb cheap BUCKNIGGERS has come through my alligator FUCKHOUSE. Where is Kramer when you...

I recently traveled back home for a relative’s funeral. While there I ran into my God Mother. She said William I haven’t seen you since you left for the military. I told her that I decided to stay in that area after leaving the service. She said your what 22...

Back in the 90s I took a cruise from San Diego to ensenada Mexico and I went into a little dark bar there and met some navy guys who were drinking and having a good time.

I walked in wearing skimpy swim trunks and a tight t shirt. The...

My bf has a pan.ty fetish he told me right away he wears them smells and masterbates too fcking funny

Listen up jackass crackers, white bottom biatches and honkeylipped jewfags I got a message for you:

Drain my balls

Fill me belly

Don’t ask me for shït!

And watch that damn N word before I snap that pink balloon knot boy

I miss Dating My Older Sister Dina, After she got her Condo we spent so much Time together she was in her early 20s I was late teens like 16/17, we hung out at her place alot, We would order out alot lots of Sushi s*** meals like that, I...

I love being n*** outside. Live in Florida so most months are warm. I go to n*** beach and hike naked in a park. My d*** is not big, doesn’t get in the way.

When I was in college, I dated a cute short petite girl. It didn’t take long for me to figure out she was a heavy sleeper. If she had more than 2 drinks she was going to be out like a light. I occasionally took naked pics of her when...

2 rude gay fat girls, one with brown and red hair with a dark jersey and one fat black woman with a sleeveless white shirt and gray skirt are being extremely rude and harassing people at Target in Palm Desert, CA. They’re sent by Satan. Their car number is 9UGA912.

Urine!

23 f Halfway through my monthly just for fun. My b o o b i e s aren’t large enough for a b o o b i e f u c k . So, hubby shot a load on my stomach. Then watched me run my fingers through it so...

From The SC Vault: BastardNuts Byron and Arizona Iced Tea Armando spitroasted Corvallus tonight at Hank’s Bar. Face Farter Frank was farting on his face every 30 seconds.

There was a party sized sub sandwich oh his back and the other bar patrons didn’t even notice this sandwich table...

Good evening h***** lips, my balls your chin.

I ain’t gay I just like bustin white cheeks and the sensation feel good on my damn thang aight ain’t none of your damn business honkie jew

Mind yo business white boy before you get your cheeks split just like the rest of those weaks I bust for weeks!

I vibe and get all tingling and sticky wearing girls underwear. I don’t wanna be an actual female but wearing their things is so exciting for me.

Is anyone aware where I can get a dry toilet? I like to lay a bed of toilet paper on the water surface of my commode so when I s*** the feces stays above the waterline and stinks powerfully in the curing air. After many a s*** I will stand...

My moms been acting weird for like a couple weeks. Like I knew she was lesbian for a while and I knew she was into younger girls (Dad’s not in the picture.) But like, recently she’s been looking at me weird and touching me when she doesn’t need to. I’m...

I seriously am looking for anyone, either gender, any age, apearance or race, crazy enough to keep me in my expensive rubber b******-bag, with fine nylon zippers at mouth, c***, and a******, for days rather than hours…I’m told that my desire to be “wanked to death” is much more accessible...

She was a random lady who saw me at the bar and bought me a drink. I am twenty eight she said she was forty two very pretty I saw the ring on her finger and she told me to never mind it. She couldn’t stop telling me how she...

My girl bestie and I were playing Truth or Dare when we were 14 and she revealed to me that she developed a cannibalism kink the first time she watched Dark Harvest (Invader Zim episode).

How many BUCKNIGGERS are coming to the Alligator Fuckhouse today? I’d like a midnight train to Georgia situation like in the old Cleo’s days… 25+ hard and h**** bucks lined up behind me ready to ravage my rear.

To improve turnout I’m offering gratis poppers, kind pre rolls. chicken...

A group of us were hanging out and somehow the discussion to to crazy things we’ve done. One of the girls told the story of her friend Anne Marie that was there and what she confessed to her.

She is pretty much flat chested and sun tans t******. She had...

I also saw Corvallus there with the drumstick up his keyster. He was using gravy for lubrication. What a sicko