We’ve been married for thirty years. My wife is normally a spitter. Two nights ago, she told me while shopping she purchased a tube of strawberry flavored lube. Then smiled at me. Pushed my underwear down and glazed down my s h a f t and started licking and s...

F28 our apartment was at the end of the parking lot with a dumpster across from unit. I was home alone and feeling h****. I was wearing thigh highs and heels and a short skirt. I watched as different people tossed bags and walk away. I opened the front door...

When I was much younger in my teens im gunna be 40 soon, I miss spending the night with several of my guy Friends, First I was maby 13 just hitting puberty, Id go over to my Friend Billys House in the Summer, Loved going swimming with him it Billy...

I have not had the opportunity to cut loose and get high and over two years and I finally did on my own volition from my conscious decision that I made and now it’s got me and I can’t stop. I can’t stop myself from the orgasmic senses that flow...

I’M CUCKOO FOR COCOACOCKS!!

I’M NUTTY FOR NIGERIAN NUTS!!

I RESPECT RHODESIAN RODS!!

I’m CORVALLUS WINSLOW and I’m a COCOACOCK WORSHIPPER.

I went to the Halloween store to purchase a s*** costume for a party. I was looking for a school girl or s*** party girl outfit. This tall guy there asked if I needed help and he picked out some things he suggested would look great on me.

He suggested...

Corvallus tossed my salad right after I used the restroom after eating 2 Bufords, fries, pie, chocolate malt and a damn coffee. Looked like a damn black face actor by the time he was done!

Fits that damn racist AZZ jewboy pussyass crackerjack nicknack Paddywhack lick my nuts and kiss...

Listen up whites A BLACK MAN IS SPEAKING. If you out there trying to DOWNGRADE the superior black man I’ve got other news for you your gonna DROP THOSE SHORTS bend over, spread your lily white cheeks and once that brother gets his damn nut you say thank you sir...

Finally some new master-bation video! I’ve been beating off to Ashli Babbitt falling dead from the window for 4 years, now I got Kirk’s neck leaking like a garden hose!

SUCKOFF SUNDAY ahora @ the Alligator Fuckhouse / Backdoor Ballroom. Rest your weary Sunday morning nutsack on my chin while me or one of my sissy pals empties your Yummy Yogurt. Sensimilia Doobies, Alkaseltzer and Bloody Mary’s on deck and gratis, that’s the Corvallus Difference™.

BONUS OFFER: if you...

CORVALLUS WINSLOW RESPONDS:

Oh Reginald Dollarhide suddenly you’re too good for Mr Corvallus Bronson Winslow III? I remember back in the Cleo’s days you went by Rump Recker Reggie! Charlie was just a cracker and you’re trying to PUT ME OUT? UP YOURS N*****!

Don’t side with those right wingers...

SEPTEMBER- Autumn , a pregnant susan, deadbeat dad, Alex dad, Tom the DJ, verbus, corvallis, Seth Meyers gets cancer, evil Jesus, aborted pumpkin, retarded librarian.

One day, it was very windy and I was just chilling right outside my classroom door and then I saw my crush, it was just me, her and her friend, my crush was busy talking to her friend, and then a very strong wind blew up my crush’s skirt and...

I just filled my daughter Zoey’s p**** with the biggest load of c** I’ve ever blown in a girl’s c***! Her puffy bald 11 year old t*** was so tight and I totally wrecked it! I stretched that test out good! Hopefully she’s pregnant now by daddy! She better be!...

In middle school and high school I had s** with other boy’s. Now im engaged to marry a gorgeous girl and I’m afraid that the gay stuff I did as a kid will surface?

First wife decided to “teach me a lesson” being fed-up with my constant desire to be kept in a rubber b******-bag, so she brought home a guy she’d been seeing on the side, and showed me off – saying “whaddya think? H ethought, and said hesitatntly “I could make him...

About six months ago my older sister Cindy 23 moved back home because of marriage problems. Yesterday work sent me home due to of a drywall order. I normally use the basement bath with a shower. While walking downstairs I heard a moan. I peeked around the corner of the...

Anyone ever tried a BIG BUFORD from checker or rally? Best damn burger in da business!

Corvallus here’s some names for your house besides the two you mentioned: (Alligator Fuckhouse, Penus Guy Trap):

– Motel 6″+

– Holiday Inn My Bootyhole

– Backsnatch Bodega

– Corvallus’ Çum Cavern

– Human Horchata Hotel

– Partyman’s Pleasure Palace

– IHON (International...

I just got out of a toxic relationship that lasted 15 years. It’s still hard to wrap my head around how much time that really is—fifteen years of my life spent trying to make something work that was slowly breaking me down. And even though a part of me feels...

I was dogsitting for my sister-in-law a while ago, and I got h**** and was laying on the sofa, stroking my c***. The dog came over and sniffed my c***, and started to lick it. It felt amazing. I let her keep going until I blew my load, and she...

so me and my friend we were going out for a walk and then a weird guy came up to us and then my friend started to flirt with the guy then the guy slapped my b*** and said i cake then my friend say take us! Then the man...

I told y’all Charlie Sheen was a jizzlejunkie years ago, not news to any of you Jizzleheads! Saw him pull off a 25-30 main midnight train to Georgia at Cleo’s once. They called him CumCleanerCharlie there.

Stay sleazy my friends!

CORVALLUS WINSLOW

Beautiful backpussy at the end of the day

To all you CRACKERS out there who don’t know I’ll tell u what happened, I came to this damn site and a JEW CRACKER BACKPUSSY BOI started mouthing off to me and I told him I’m gonna snap that damn balloon knot well he’s been teasing my black mamba for...

A donkey just asked me what it was like to have feet for eyes, and I don’t know what to tell him.

Believe women!

(Unless they are Jewish or Adrian Griffin’s wife)

𝓣𝓸𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓘 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓵𝓮𝓭𝓰𝓮 𝓽𝓱e Cree 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓸𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓘 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓵𝓮𝓭𝓰𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓻 𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓼 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓭 𝓲𝓷 𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓭 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮.

-Norma Stitz
Bun/Bunself
Born at 330...

TLDR: Came across an album of my friends parents doing cuck and dirty talk p*** and I can’t share it with anyone even though I feel like this is too much to mentally deal with by myself.

I know this sounds insane, but I was browsing a website (you know...

هم/زير

Me and my sister share a 10 year gap. She was born on Halloween of 2001. I was born July 1st, 2011. (Currently 14, sister soon 24 both females) I was 5 when it happened. It was insane at first, I refused to believe it. My sister made me feel...

When I was an early teen, I had a bad habit (And still kinda have) of fantasizing about f****** anyone. Could’ve been someone who taught me, my family, my friends, and anyone else I knew. There was this girl called Bella, I always thought she was a bit weird cause...

I am a 56yo f and attractive. When I was 52 I began noticing my 15yo adopted son watching me undress and admittedly this aroused me so I continued to leave my door open. He walked in on me one day asking if he could help me dry off, I...

I was 15 that summer. My aunt said you’re too old to babysit. How about being my toy boy and I’ll teach you a game called how not to pull out.

Mandatory land acknowledgements now!

Pronouns on passports now!

Parts-per-million of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere the year you were born now!

Call me Ze/Zir! Now!

S*** C*** FOR CRACK ROCK

LOVES MONTGOMERY SHOWERS NOW

PRESTONIAN nka PRESTO JIZZO nka PRESTON MANZY nka THE MANZONEER

Da Bossman back here on this site. Been drinking high gravity beers and smoked two reefer sticks. Need me some white cheeks if you out there hmu I’m a polite and friendly African American gentleman who enjoys hamburgers, romantic nights at home, practical jokes and slamming white cheeks. If you...

I’m gonna snap that balloon knot boy! No Jew will ever talk to me like that or call me gay. I don’t know nobody from Finland or Connecticut or wherever that place is! I SLAM CHEEKS that’s all I do. Corvallus don’t be on here dragging my good name through...

We went to a strip joint in Chicago where our wives could strip on lower stages. My wife made 175 bucks and buddies made 135 bucks. The dude throwing most of the money offer a better time on a dinner boat to Canada. It was a private boat with over...

I’m gonna snap that balloon knot boy! No Jew will ever talk to me like that or call me gay. I don’t know nobody from Finland or Connecticut or wherever that place is! I SLAM CHEEKS that’s all I do. Corvallus don’t be on here dragging my good name through...

Listen up the big bossman is here with a high gravity beer and a reefer stick and I wanna say I’m so tired of some tissue azz cracker like corvallus running the show around here when everyone know the Miami Manpussy ain’t worth a lick here or on the streets....