BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH
My mother divorced her second husband and called me while she was wrecked and crying. I went out to see her and we ended up messing around.
My ex-wife Tisha never knew that I was giving other guys blowjobs the entire time we were briefly married. I gave a lot of blowjobs during that period of my life.
Tbh, I need a fem boy. Massage my feet, clean the apartment, wash my undies, serve me wine, lick my love button.
Corvallus killed me in an Arby’s parking lot in 1993
Drinking j*** now-midnight no s** no b****** J*** DRINKING ONLY u m********* in my mouth
White van next to Public Storage 3480 SW 9 St Miami
FEED ME NOW PAPIS
-Corvique
My neighbor was a trucker. He only made so much throughout life. He’s a SS mooch in his senior. He talks about Biden asking for money to help Ukraine an try to prevent war. He just drinks beer an beats his wife then talks about how better off he is...
I once got off to the s** scene in the Deadpool movie. It was 2am and I was like 10 with like no grasp on maturation but I like when I rubbed my thighs together. So I technically masturbated and came to Deadpool. Anyway that’s it im high...
Check out angiets d** net I guarantee you will fall in love and if you mention my name to her I guarantee you will get the creaming of your desires
– CORVALLUS
Trump bought heaven and kicked out all the hippies.
I’m a designer professionally, I work part-time as a “Princess for Hire” for birthday parties and events. I enjoy performing and it brings in a bit of extra cash. Outside of actually performing, typically being a “Party Princess” makes for a good conversation starter and makes me very judgy...
Is there an escape plan for being t****** and burned alive? I’d really like to shoot you anyways so I probably won’t tie it completely and wait outside not locked and loaded.
dude this one time i was eating jerky then my fog shat in the bag i didnt know what to do at the time so i gave it to chrystian kozak and he ate the whole thing like the dirty b****** he is
Typical black not knowing of the double edge sword.
Whites in with colors, what’s effected? Put a dress on its you’re kind allowing it. So support it boyhowdy f*** in your a**
Why don’t you come do something about hero? Too old or too scared? It’s not as easy as beating little kids
🎵Corvy B in the place to be, take a s*** on my face and let me drink your pee, I eat dookie and drink pee like wine, as always blacks go to the FRONT of the line!”🎵
Hey s***! I’m a h**** c******, Let’s play best camsex with me at flirt2se𝕩.c𝗈𝗆
SHEBEEF SATURDAY
make sure you ask for it raw fellas, you’ll never have a better creaming
STILL more believable than the official story. Take a look.
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So my wife works at a gas stastion and Her coworker Janae was Flirting with me while my wife was in the office talking to her boss, she was complementing my Beard, and I was asking her about I herd about how well she Sucked D*** and swallow C**, Well...
AND NOW.. a short break for some fun! But … People Will Die! (So dang funny) You have to watch.
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I’m telling you. I’ve been 25 steps ahead. You’ll never gain an inch.
500 is too much I pay Laura @LauraTS10 $300 for a full hour+ of prime backsnatch breeding, getting me all JIZZLY
No one wants to meet huh? 20 more minutes, a free joint from Surterra and a little face time with me
Heading to the Miami Intermodal Center now, will stick around til 6pm. Wearing an NBA Jam t-shirt. Shout out “CORVALLUS” & get a free joint, let’s burn one together
Hahaha, rumor has it that while you and the w**** are out on a vacation (the one where you are doing all the same things as you and your WIFE do in Gatlinburg), that EVERYONE at your work today stood around the podium and had lots of laughs at you...
I dub thee….
Sir powerless virgin angel of the mentally retarded transgender queers who are into piss faggots…
Now please…. Kill yourself.
lets do this for real:
I have an extra 5 pack of Galactic Glue pre-rolls from Surterra. First 5 people that holler out “CORVALLUS!” so I can hear them at the Miami Intermodal Station today from 530pm-6pm get one joint.
I want some tgirl magic stick creaming my a** and making my d*** s****!
ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE ahora!
I’m GREAZED & SLEAZED ready to ride
For a good time go to 103 Barker Ave in Eatontown NJ and ask for Teddy B. 24 hours a day 7 days a week, as long as I am home I will serve, all genders, all races, all kinks welcome. Stop by and see me sometime ;)…..
I got an itch in my p**** so I put some deep heat cream on it and my c*** erupted hard and had to c** quick.
i just masturbated rubbing myself on my twenty one pilots pillow
My Stalker is not my stalking victim. Simply because I have only traveled to Washington in two years since the pandemic. Too busy living my life to follow anyone around. Bored with 3 former 3-6 month crushes I never speak too. Other than venting anonymously on online confession boards there...
Take care of my problem. Then go the f*** away, for good this time.
OMG YES my Hunky Hunk Joshy bear came to my room with nothing but Teal Underwear boxer briefs and His Bulge was On point I wanna s*** His p**** sooooooooo Bad He’s completely Hairless some hair on his legs long Blond Hair and S*** blueish green eyes He kinda chubby...
Every week I find a 20-25 year old b**** w**** to violently f*** as hard as I can. I use them like the f****** worthless meat they are for my pleasure. They exist to let me s**** up their slutcunts. I will maul their molested b******* and asses. I tell...
I use to like playing s** talk with my wife..at first she did not like it soon after we started she got into it real goog..she saidto me can we talk about anything. I said yes. She said she wants to know my biggest secret…I said no you will get...
My wife had a 1o yr old son when I married her.When he was around 15 one Saturday I was really h**** and told my wife lets go to the bedroom.She said not with him home. I convinced her to follow me to the bedroom and got her naked and...
I’m a PANSEXUAL FUCKBEAST pal I’ve topped and bottomed all humans.
Tho I’m done with men now, my receptors for their pheromones seem to have turned off. So anything you read about new encounters with me at bathhouses or s** clubs are a bunch of b*******.
You CAN find...
So I found my high school crush on Tinder about a year ago. Single mom of 1, still smokin’ hot somehow, but also kinda trashy looking… probably into drugs. Absolutely still fuckable though. I didn’t think much of it at the time. She was a class-A b**** in high school...
Haha wow someone got triggered!
My son caught me sneaking in his room. He left the camera on the computer running while he was out. I lied an said I was hacked. In reality I’ve been scamming social security, with the help of the people I’ve contacted digitally in the past 2 years I often...