😂😂😂F****** priceless! Gonna be a great holiday for some, others not so much. 😂😂🤌🏽🤛🏽

To weigh in at 150 lbs and wow the mind of him.

what is s**? I had it once and the giver was revolting. Since then I m********* and I want a real s***** romantic good relationship because before it was a s*** show one and a s*** show guy. I need a real man. I am so sick of waiting. The...

to: marietta GA
me:they ran outta food?!

Waited in line at mcdonalds last night in marietta georgia for one hour got no food

$500 bucks let’s go p******

– CORVALLUS

I AM:

The Grandmaster of J***, Count Cockula, the Sinterklaas of Seed, El Comandante por C**, the Leche Lord, “Partyman”, greazed sleazed on my knees to please, O G popper-huffin’ jizzle-suckin’ GAPED god: CORVALLUS!

CLUB AQUA I WILL RETURN
7PM

S*** THAT SPUNKSHOOTER SATURDAY Y’all! CORVALLUS here sending mucho mucho amor because if we all try to put love first, we’ll all get along better

I’m outcheere GREAZED & SLEAZED @ CLUB AQUA

Let my Bodacious Backsnatch be your posterior p**** pleasure! NO LOADS REFUSED! Find me in my Columbia...

I just want s** all the time, hard and strong and fast and slow and delicious from a loving good looking young man. I have b******* and a small tight wet p****.

A couple minutes ago, I went to go j******* and my cat jumped on my bed while I was hard and I just continued doing what i was doing and i ended up c****** pretty fast and felt extremely guilty, I’m not sure if I liked being watched or what...

after you hurt me so much for so long, I only got back with you because your b****** is great

I just had the best o***** ever squrited a little too it was amazing m y eyes rolled in the back of my head it happened in a church bathroom with my boyfriend even though it was Sunday mass when your h**** what can you do lmfao

I think you should lick MY DAMN FRONT AND BACKBUSH CORVO BREEEDO! DAmn can’t type been having too many high gravity beers and a damn b**** pill. Grease up my Backsnatch and grundle so it’s lubricanted and agile while I’m SLAMMINT THOSE DAMN CHEEKS BOY

I was once at a friends house when I was 7, and I thought I should prank him. So I took his goldfish and flushed it down the toilet. Once I told him, he a chair at me, and was never invited over again.

John Gulbunni where you at? Where you at John? I need to buss them cheeks down i love your white italian hairy a** my caulk gun is ready for you

Don’t talk s*** bout Crack I’m a crackhead it makes my pecker rock hard oowee RIP Chrissy she was a dime a dozen hoebag cheerleader

– CBW Trey Money🤑

Wild experience for both of us . During our honey noon . I experimented with a rabbit v******* while John watched . The third night I worn out that p**** and squirted twice on the bed

Listen up ratsoup honkeys The Prestonian here also known as Prestomania and I figure if you can’t beat em, join em. For a limited time my backsnatch will be wide open for all cummers, no loads refused, greased and sleazed! My hole is your goal!

And another change, for every...

I masterbated in my work bathroom during work hours because I was so amped up for no reason I had to release it.

On the way to class I stopped at Sam’s . I wanted some d*** . Sam was getting ready for work . He had enough time for a quickie . I said gee thanks . He replied I’ve been late twice this week . Off he went . I’m laying...

yesterday I went to the adult shop to get something naughty/k**** to surprise my bf as I looked around the shop I saw a area that looked like change rooms as I went in to try something on I saw a hole in the wall

I was shocked that...

Yesterday I went to my boyfriends house for a bbq / swim party . During lunch Tom’s dad sat next to me . He slid a hand down and started rubbing my inner thigh . I knew what he wanted ! So I opened my just a bit and smiled...

Riley Martin, Kenneth Keith Kallenbach, and Billy West triple team spitroasted Joel Osteen in the Courtyard Marriott Times Square in 1999 while Crackhead Eric and Beetlejuice watched and beat off

But what you want
Is an adult education. ✍
The boys are busy in the mirrors 👁
Trying to imitate their heroes 👀
You make it with a false surrender 💘
More memories 🕸 you won’t remember

I m the eye 👀 in the sky ✨, I can read your mind 🤖. Mwhahaha… Im the maker of rules 🔑 , dealing with fools 🍪 I can cheat 🔪 you blind 🔫 .

I see you 😬 ….peek a boooooo 😱

Every breath you take , every step you make , ill be watching you ..mwhahaha 😍

Corvy B here, I am now posting at f2bbs.*** C** on over and join the fun!

Corvo Greazo

Joel Osteen slurped my hog and swallowed my jism at Barton Springs in July 2008 while he ferociously huffed Maximum Impact ethyl chloride spray

Gerald McRaney

🚨🚨 CORVALLUS BUSSIN CHEEKS DROP 🚨🚨
shorturl.at/biknD CORVO getting his BREEDO on! shorturl.at/biknD GREEZED & SLEEZED! shorturl.at/biknD

I didn’t have money so I have been sleeping with my 73 year old obese landlady. She is so sweet and hasn’t had s** for 25 years. She is a naughty girl and I prefer it to s** with women my age (50). We roleplay and she was a teacher...

tonight was my moms 6th or 7th drunken outburst meltdown this month. you think she would learn after last year.

I made 3600$ this week in f****** cash.

I stole several p****** from the hottest tenant I ever had. Her name was Stacy- long, wavy blonde hair, C-cup t***, tight, fit body, she used to run and play tennis, 21 when she moved in. She rented a house from me her last year of undergrad and all through...

WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by SAVOY ORLANDO tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man!
Waggy T is in the house for Carifesta, $2 Red Stripes Wray & Nephew wine singles and Pacro Water all night. We think a hairy chest is best, get your wool...

I want a damn b****** from a white right now. You whites work for me, I’m the damn boss! Polish my Superior N***** c*** you weak whites! Lick my damn a****** cracker!

Had the day off yesterday. Picking up around the house . Getting close to lunch time . There was a knock at the door . Tommy looking for my son . Told him John had to work this afternoon . Then I said you wanna stay for lunch ? He...

I can not stop to s*** on and smell used slip liners (only those without blood) and m*********. For me, they smell and taste so good and make me so extremely h****, I can just not resist. I even search for used slip liners in trash bins in bath rooms...

The other day I got food poisoning. Never trust food court food. I spent the rest of the day nauseous and pale, then the next morning I shidded and farded on the toilet. It’s out of my system now. Just like that stupid scumo idiot. F*** Murdoch media and news....