Had the day off yesterday. Picking up around the house . Getting close to lunch time . There was a knock at the door . Tommy looking for my son . Told him John had to work this afternoon . Then I said you wanna stay for lunch ? He...

I can not stop to s*** on and smell used slip liners (only those without blood) and m*********. For me, they smell and taste so good and make me so extremely h****, I can just not resist. I even search for used slip liners in trash bins in bath rooms...

The other day I got food poisoning. Never trust food court food. I spent the rest of the day nauseous and pale, then the next morning I shidded and farded on the toilet. It’s out of my system now. Just like that stupid scumo idiot. F*** Murdoch media and news....

My friend’s younger sister caught me using a flashlight to see through her leggings. After my friend’s wedding several friends and some of his family went been to his house to party.

At a certain point in the night most people were super drunk still drinking in the kitchen and...

My friend’s younger sister caught me using a flashlight to see through her leggings. After my friend’s wedding several friends and some of his family went been to his house to party.

At a certain point in the night most people were super drunk still drinking in the kitchen and...

Whelp…gday..to you lololo!

Don’t know who you are. …thanks for making me laugh ..in spite of being spitting mad. Lololo

shut up and spread your cheeks for the Presto Bone-o Alabama black snake boy! Give up that backcunt to the Manzonian

lets f***!!! i want d*** hairy! hairy p****! hairy backpussy! all genders, gimme your juices!

I involuntarily do the Tool Man grunt whenever I see him.

I love licking my wife’s p****, it is the tastiest thing I ever had.
She had a few boyfriends before me, none of them spend time down there as much as I do.
None of them ate her a**, I love to put my whole tongue in her...

My wife doesn’t like to swallow, I used to prepare milkshake to her every morning. I used to come in her glass before I serve her the milkshake.
It used to make me h****.

This dumb retard w**** is sitting outside next door with a mask on

Corvallus I want to split your damn cheeks stop playing cherry with me!

Find me on BarebackRt NOW and let’s get BREEDO

I f****** need a d***. I’ve been h**** for weeks now, and it’s getting worse. My neighbors listen as I j******* my p**** and scream while I’m c******. I could die on someone’s c***. I remember when my mom told me how my dad used to touch her b**** when...

I got booty called for the first time in my life by a neighbor I finally worked up the courage to talk to and it was amazing.

i once masturbated in the shower using a electric tooth brush as a v*******… i came over 15 times and im scared i will never have such an amazing experience again. nothing compares to the feeling of my t*** pressed up against the cold tile wall with a v******* on...

There is no you there is only me

Eating a Big Buford at Rally’s right now best damn burger in the business!!!

I went to an adult book store, pulled my d*** out of my p****** and then stuck it thru the glory hole. The guy in the next booth started to s*** me but then he turned around and pushed his b*** up on my d*** until it slid inside. I...

One time when I was 14, me and my friends were all camping out, and my best friend’s older brother snuck into my tent while everyone else was asleep and started feeling me up. I guess he thought I was passed out asleep, but I was wide awake the entire...

Bring me that Jizzle juice AHORA at club aqua! I am GREAZED & SLEAZED for your GROADY GUY GLUE! Fill me with Man Mayo! Shoot that c*** caulk up my BACKSNATCH!!!

Kid EZSkiz & Solomon Tingle are partying with ME! CORVALLUS! LIVE at Club Aqua! I’m hungry for my favorite lunch, a cheesy tubesteak! I or a frisky friend will be manning the outdoor blowbox, good music and vibes around the pool, come on out it’s a nice day to F***!

This was close to 40 years ago. I used to date a girl and we screwed just about every time we saw each other. She went away to college and we broke up about a month later. We only saw each other very briefly the following summer. I’ve never forgotten...

Martin Brundle sniffed my grundle

at the Slammer club two Sundays ago after the Miami Grand Prix

I live with my ex. We have a child together. They are very abusive, very manipulative, very controlling…but I can’t prove any of it. Finally I had enough. I was tired of constantly being broken down. Luckily they’re an alcoholic. So the last time she was drinking a couple bottles...

My nuts are heavy and my d*** is on bone too damn tired to go to the pickle park bcuz of all these high gravity beers I been drinking and I smoked a reefer bout a hour ago. I need me some satisfaction and whites are hiding their bootyholes from...

You ever roll up in someone’s cuzinho and fill it up? shorturl.at/duzI8 It looks exhilarating. Put it on the to do list. shorturl.at/duzI8

I don’t know no damn oily a*** Alan or Mike Ray keep my name outta yo mouth b******!

Jessy Dubai hmu around 130am saying “Corvallus are you up? I need that tight backpussy to get right” so I washed up and headed to the beach, and by 3am my mancunt was already beginning to get her luscious leche load. I just got back, she finally got enough nuts...

I sucked off my boyfriends friend when my boyfriend was drunk passed out next to us on the couch

My 6 stone blond fucktoy ex was a f****** pervert. Had I met her now she would have met her match but back then I was young and naive. She wanted me to piss on her but I didn’t out of respect. She asked me to f*** her as hard...

Was in Florida with my fam and I snuck out to the hot tub after hours so I could relax I thought I was alone cuz I can see anyone walking through the halls to the hot tub and we’ll.. I took my shorts off in the hot tub for...

if you love that SHEBEEF lemme get a HELL YEAH!!!

I was at the mall at a clothing shop and there i saw a dude come out of the dressing room with a huge bulge so i followed him and he went to try on other clothes in another dressing room and he opend the door to give the assistant...

It’s the Jizzlemen Jamboroo in Provincetown July 9-17th, but I will be get sumptuous shebeef spunkings in Europe from Beatrice Andrade, Camila Mattoli, India Castelani, Waleska Sargenteli, Bianca Reis, and many more of our world’s best creamers!

Jessy Dubai was practice for what’s to c**, I’ve got sessions each week...

I, a straight male, randomly found the key to my parents safe on accident hidden in a shoe and I opened it up to find multiple dildos in there well and along with guns all that stuff etc etc. anyways I bleached them and then washed them and I used...

Last Friday My mother inlaw came to spend the weekend at our house, Well my wife left for work at 9pm, Mom was on couch, I go to our room for bed Woke up at like 3am HORNEY AS F***, I got up out of bed slipped my boxers off...

Put your hairy c*** on social media so I can see #corvalluschallenge