tell your mom I drained the bank account she set up for me. Top it up so I can get some fiucking KFC.
Wayne from Letterkenny
i know what make your son go crazy, when i impregnate him with just one more baby.
-future hendrix
If the guys can’t decide on who’s taking me first. Then I decide. Pretty simple. Whoever has the larger sausage wins. Second place gets the overly lubed entrance.
Tony stark was able to build this in a cave, with a box of scraps!
Obadiah stane
Get you’re own oil then 😎🕶😎🕶
17 male straight. Friend 17 male straight too. Him: ewww! Did you c**? Me: No. it’s just pre-c**. Him: There’s a lot of it in my mouth. Me: I told you I pre-came a lot sometimes. Is it bad? Him: Nah bro, just a lot to swallow but it doesn’t...
I was playing my Xbox when my brother walked in with a towel on and started playing split screen with me. We played for a while and then I noticed his towel fell open and his d*** was showing a little bit. He saw me look at it and never...
20 years.. the only time he’s been empty is at your hen house baby. I fill him up on the corner. His white hair came from you boo! xoxo!
Hey s***! I’m a h**** c******, Let’s play best camsex with me at sexy4.cam/nena
Monkeypox is making its way around some of my haunts like 321 Slammer, Clubhouse II, Inn Leather, and Club Aqua. That’s why Im keeping it 🌈 swagglin’™ at the Alligator Fuckhouse
took my first unmedicated load tonight…. chatted with this guy on Grindr and, in a moment of vulnerability, told him about how the idea of taking poz loads turns me on. he pretty quickly offered to take a med break, stopped his pills for a month, and kept in touch...
I’ve always lusted after her and through a fortunate turn of events, was able to fulfill the fantasy of a night of carnal pleasure with Mavis. It was all I ever dreamed it would be. Shes an amazing lover. It’s a secret both she and I hold tightly to protect...
Any chicks here with next flexibility check out my ig page hannah_westonland..if interested dm me.
I WANT RAVIOLI!
Not a s***** thing my friends and freaks, I’m just hungry for some food from Cafe Italia.
BRING ME MY RAVIOLI AND DONT ASK ME FOR S***!
Alligator Fuckhouse AHORA, bring it
– CORVALLUS
I’m a 28 year old male. My neighbor is 60. I was first attracted to her when I saw her jogging by my house- thin and athletic, perky medium-small t***, long, straight bright blonde hair, and SO nice. I have since become friends with her and her husband, but if...
Huncho Hank GOOSH GOOSHED 🌈The Faggler™️ at Gatorland and 🌈The Faggler™️ threw a s*** fit bc they wanted a priest and Corvallus to spitroast them but only the priest showed up. Then Mickey Mouse and Jim Brockmire glazed them all before the larger o*** started where they were joined by...
overweigh fat black she bastards are kate and william , well she can offer no good woman. and he has nothing good to offer any man at all. dirty nigtards.
I was ata party with some friends from school and I got drunk and had to throw up so I found a tree outside and went to throw up. Some dudes was getting a b****** from a girl and she heard me throwing up and left him there with his...
out I brought along my gf. She’s a bit younger then me,.,.?!. How young Mr.Mocho
I had s** my with my neighbors wife. I stuck it in her a**, in her cooch, in her mouth back to her to a**. what’s more amazing. I just finished drinking beers with my neighbors husband and he said. ” I think my wife is fucks around”
I started to spy a girl who lives in front of me. She spends like an hour at night half naked in her room. For now I’ve seen her b**** -which are really pretty- and her a** -which is great too-.
I hope I can see her m*********** or at...
Arthur Morgan. I’m not Lenny, I’m Lennay.
Idk I gotta move my children away from this f***** guy. He acts like he can’t hear you to get closer. Then he drags you into a garage for play time. I seen him hold a kids dog hostage then let him go after I seen him talking to the...
Every time you touch me, I lose it inside.
Feels like my Imagination but it’s real life.
We also spitroasted Marcus (Janet watched and cheered him on). The only thing he’s getting married to is a BBC up his crack.
–THE CREAM TEAM (Cream Gene, The Hallisonian & The Prestonian)
why? because it’s entertaining thats why. has nothing to do with *caring. it’s beyond funny seeing how triggered they get. it’s great to watch and see how badly his blood pressure gets when he is triggered and to listen to him and his raging accusations when he thinks he knows...
I just relieved myself
During those BLM days getting my crank worked or my bootyhole licked was as easy as pie, now getting my joint serviced or my salad tossed by some bitchy white sissyboy is a damn chore! Acting like they don’t see me or suddenly they need to go, damn c*** avoiders!
I saw Corvallus Winslow at a grocery store in Miami yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was...
Scott got pegged in Vegas tonight and he is still taking all cummers
WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by SAVOY ORLANDO tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man! Don Swaggleton is keeping ya slipping and sliding on the dance floor and elsewhere, 2 for 1 all canned cocktails all night. We think a hairy chest is best, get your...
I’m a dude who like riding big dildos. Sometimes, I sit on the d**** on keep it in for a couple minutes. One time, I thought I’d run down to the garage for a quick bong toke, 9 inch d**** in a**. I was wearing track pants over it. I...
Lol was having a good stroke to go he niegjbor.. Police scanner calls out right then ” we have an active stroke its confirmed on so and so road” was my road lmao never laughed so hard 😉 They just had to enjoy the sightly log and all its...
I’m a foster home full of boys, we shared rooms 5 to a room. When I moved in, they had me my own bed next to my new brothers. When we would lay down to go to sleep they would sneak to another boys bed and start rubbing them to...
Just met a local woman online who sells her worn socks for $15. She’s going to wear white cotton socks for 1 day in tennis shoes for me that have never been worn barefoot (barefeet in shoes is f****** repulsive and disgusting). Hope her socks smell amazing and not pungent....
I sucked them juices up at the One Stop Jizzle Shop! Steve keeps it clean, there are gloryholes in the booths but they’re big enough to let another fella in and take his JIZZLE JUICE any way one likes! Thanks for those breakfast protein shakes fellas!
Hope the rest of...
ONE STOP JIZZLE SHOP
AHORA
sucking all summers
MMMMM
I wish there was a way to record my damn farts so corvallus could hear them
🌈 Swagglin’™ & 🌈 Fagglin’™ down the strip tonight Pop my 🍒 🌈Faggletronic™❗
me and the bois raped an 13 year old boy
Does anyone know how to get in touch with A*** Aioli Alan or Sucio Sam? I need me some cheeks pronto!
I met up with a very well endowed bbc yesterday from an app, we talked for a while and exchanged pics but he still liked the idea of me waiting face down a** up for him, and tbh I love it too. This was our first hookup so I...
I downloaded Grindr this morning i thought o what the heck . Last time i was on it 3 months ago it was a bunch of fake profiles and i mean every single profile was fake chat bots. I logged in now and most profiles now looked real ....