I really need good thoughtful s** and not dirty s**. You shouldn’t assume its a one size fits all meal with s**. What is good for you might not be for me and the next person. So don’t prescribe the same b******* out of your lazy a** thinking and condescending...

I enjoy watching my husband f*** other women.

My brother made me s*** his d*** last night but he said he ain’t gay. He said he was really h**** and he knows I watch gay p*** cuz he saw it on my search history so he told me to s*** his d*** or he would tell my mom...

I must be dreaming right now. There’s no way this could actually be happening. I rarely get laid, and when I do, the girl is usually fat and/or ugly as sin. But an unattractive b****** like me has to take whatever crumb of p**** I can get. However, I recently...

I just found out through mutual friends that my best guy friend of 10 years drunkenly told them he thinks I’m the “sexiest girl alive”, and he’d give anything to at least see me naked just once. In a couple of months, he’s moving across the country for college. I’m...

I told a lie to my wife and she thinks i went to the gym but i went to a parking spot i know of and had s** with a guy i met there late one night in the shower. The heat made it even better. B******* and i have...

my best friend is a girl and while we’ve never had s** or kissed or anything, we have taken baths and showers together, and have seen each other naked, and i’ve touched her n****** and played around with her breasts a few times, and have seen her spread open her...

You better make a podcast with another one of these pussyasses on here, I’m that big bossman strong dicked n***** who slams cheeks, your podcast is all about getting your backclam worked. I’ve got the strongest back and the biggest sack in the south.

I found an old Sears catalog and started leafing through it. When I got to the lingerie section I became aroused and began m***********. I shot my load quickly and now several pages are stuck together.

need to set goals. need to reevaluate my life.

When I was 8 my mother remarried. He was a very nice guy who had two sons from his first marriage.
When I was 14 both boys came to live with us when their mother passed away from ovarian cancer. Brian was 5 months older than me so he...

Is that where the brothers who broke they oath got it from? Wait till the precinct here’s the task force is all over the shipments 1505

apples and caramel dip…its not a perfect dinner. but its dang near.

You should get small pox and die Let’s make this country great again. I’m more powerful then Trump. I live in the middle of nowhere. Trump gets his influence from me Glenny

I own a camera. It doesn’t give you natives a right to own one though. I point it directly at a group home with troubled shits just like you. N******

I’ve been recording my neighbours naked. They are two sisters, 20-25 yo. Their rooms are one next to other and they don’t use blinders so when they get changed from clothes or strip n*** to go shower they are totally exposed.

I love it because one have a chubby body...

N****** shouldn’t be aloud to own trailers. They shouldn’t be Abel to own copper mines or be able to move freely around the country. MAGA kill all colors

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DJ Piggly Wiggly has the dancefloor stocked with dreamy daddies, $3 Savoy well cocktails all night. We think a hairy chest is best, get your wool on tonight, maybe you’ll find...

When he thrusts forward.. It’s s*** . I love it. I like to imagine him…inside me. Im a wild woman..and straight. Shazam!! Hes s*** !

PRESTONIAN and CORVALLUS BOTH admitted that I was better than BOTH of them COMBINED! My BACKSNATCH was TIGHTER and JUICIER, so solve my secret riddle to learn how I do it so spectacularly…

Through the dark Floridian woods
Across the Acosta Bridge
X-ray vision is what you will...

What da podcast gonna be about?

Once a month, the elderly man who lives down the hall pays me $200 to jack him off. I guess he gets a monthly check or something.
He always wants me to be completely naked when I do it, but he’s never ever actually tried to touch me. He...

I ain’t playing around no more, it’s big d*** daddy summer and I’m gonna be slamming lily white cheeks, busting bootyholes and snapping balloon knots! Heading to the damn pickle park right now! Need me a Buford and a nut.

Hey

Only 4 fellas this morning, turned down a few cuz don’t come at me with your unwashed a**. You drove here in a Mercedes too! NO PAPISUCIOS

– CORVALLUS

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My little brother killed my mom. She asked for help. He told me she asked for help. He waited until she died to tell me. I gave her chest compressions and felt her ribs breaking. I was asleep and vaguely heard them outside my door. She came home from surgery...

Who on here pretending to be me talking all this trash? Yeah I drink high gravity beers and smoke a reefer stick every now and then but I ain’t no crying depressed n****. Keep my name out yo mouth!

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Why won’t a white just lick my damn back p**** and let me slam his cheeks all night long like Lionel Richie? Everytime I drink these high gravity beers and smoke a damn reefer stick I get so lonesome I could cry.

You hearing me out there?

80s were wild

You called me f***** even though I have a girlfriend, you cornered me in the locker room and told me I had a b**** for you but it wasn’t hard it’s just big and you kept staring at my d***. And then you found me at the local fair and...

I have my boyfriends exs SSN. She was going to have s** with us… but they kissed behind my back and then when I asked her to meet up with me in the bathroom to talk about it he found out and got pissed at me? So then he cut...

I confess, when I sold my house, I left an envelope of naked photos and a USB that had photos – and videos – of me m***********! I left it on a shelf in the master bedroom closet. The woman who bought my house became friends with my neighbor (woman)...

Dirty f****** Indians.

I grew in a time you could buy methamphetamine off the shelf. After it became illegal, I did anything for it. Followed the stereotype of a gay trucker. 60+ my boyfriend Mike died of aids recently now I’m only (LEFT) with a hen. Think I’ll move down to Glenndive for...

I’ve been drinking some damn high gravity beers and my pecker is harder than a piece of titanium thinking about white cheeks that need to be split and worn out.

The Corvallus Difference is when CORVO BREEDO sticks his nose up my a****** and I break him off a sweet sweet fart!

I LOVE RIDING MASTER SATAN’S MASTERFUL DEMON C*** UNTIL MY UTERUS BREAKS IN TWO. SEED ME WITH YOUR ROYAL OFFSPRING, PUMP ME FULL OF YOUR DEMONIC SPAWN FOR ALL ETERNITY BABYYYYYY. HAHAHAHAHAHA