One more thing before I went to that ratsoup eating jews hotel I ate this old Buford I had in my icebox for about a week. Figured it’d give me some potent blasts. I was ripping Buford Bombs all the way to the hotel even buttered my damn biscuit once...

Corvallus is a damn liar! He didn’t answer the door! That jewhole can lick my poohole!

don’t tell me the c** squat at goondoona got starked with the fiddle shakey ? nice c** down to see b***!

When I was in high school I kidnapped this boy. I had a thing for him. He didn’t know me. He still doesn’t know it was me. I loved him so much, that I kept him in my basement for 4 days and then let him out after school. I...

I stayed up from 1:30 to 5:30 last night sexting guys and girls from 19-45 years. I felt so empowered. Having conversations and trading nudes for like 4 hours straight was euphoric. I think I helped 3 girls and 4 guys “finish.” It also felt good to try different kinks...

In Atlanta now. Heading to Tokyo Valentino and Flex tonight taking all cummers NO LOADS REFUSED The ORIGINAL popper huffing jizzle sucking Backsnatch Buccaneer CORVALLUS find me in my columbia blue popper bandolier

CREAM ME TONIGHT

I love beating down a tall man like an ape. I see blood an smell copper. My heart pounds so hard I feel it in my bones

was so h**** throughout school and on my way back i put my bag on my lap and fingered myself right then and there.

Damn liar you ain’t at that room breedo! Wasting my time and my damn petroleum

I have my boss Nikki’s worn p****** wrapped around my d*** right now. I’m at work on midnight shift. I cruised through the offices, which are empty. I went by her desk and saw a gym bag underneath it. She apparently went to the gym before work and forgot to...

I’m coming to that room to snap your balloon knot! You got any high gravity beers or Bufords? You gonna polish my damn knob once and for all!

I’m at the Hampton Inn in Calera, I-65 & US-31 next to the Walmart, rm 418 LETS F*** PRESTONIAN

I dont have to work til Tuesday but if u flake im going to go to Atlanta tomorrow to get my a** busted out at Flex, will probably hit every good...

Going to the Montgomery Checkers now and will head up right after. Grey Mazda SUV Florida tags. IMA BUTTER YOUR CORNBREAD PRESTONIAN

Meet me at the damn mile 213 NB rest area with two Bufords at 730

I’m in Montgomery at the TA. Looked for your name on the board by the showers. Where you at Preston? If it gets too late im going to your house pal. HMU on BBRT you balloon knot is mine!

PRESTONIAN: I am in Dothan. Tell me where to c** Ive got real Amyl from europe to pop your balloon knot boi im gonna breed that mancunt!

HMU on BBRT

Preston where are you Birmingham or Montgomery? There aint no Rally in Montgomery only Checkers

I’ve been saving my JIZZLE JUICE for you

Alright meet me at the damn rallys, you buying! There’s an area behind there where I can split your cheeks without any nosy crackers looking.

Im back again . its me . Bionic woman.

The Truth is …Superman wants an invite… Into the Bionicville town. He wants to be accepted by my people and My peers. But ..I have to think. its classified . shhhh Dont tell

Actually.. I tripped on a meter long piece of plastic an cut the roof of my mouth to the back of my throat..

You better be old man. 19

Ain’t nobody snapping my damn balloon knot! If any white wants to lick my balloon knot you welcome to, I’ll even blow you a Buford Blast out my bootyhole! Pucker up buttercup!

I was commissioned to work on my landlords Daughters vehicle, spark plugs, Air filter and headlights, My landlords are the most friendly Black People I know, I was walking with him ti his house they had the whole family down here at the trailer park, he introduced me to his...

I thought I was a vikings until a savage knock me out an pissed on me to wake me up. What a reality check. Now I’m gay corvallus is beautiful.

Yorkshire is the place to gleeze an sleeze unless you stop through India

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I’d love to spend my Friday telling how to bypass the systems network and commit but I have a life 🙃

At least my posts get views

Just wanna split some white cheeks with my superior b*********, don’t make me no bad guy or nothin!

Had it up to here with these damn racists! I’m at the pickle park today and I see some white tramp getting his cheeks slammed by a damn cracker grandpa behind some bushes. I see grandpa pulling his pants up and then that white trash piece of garbage starts pulling...

Are YOU Maycho enough to accept the #CORVALLUSCHALLENGE ?

First get your hole GREAZED; then get SLEAZED by doing a booty bump & take 2 deep hits of poppers in each nostril, then get spitroasted by the hairiest jizzlesticks you can find in your front & backsnatch til they both...

Hey s***! I’m a h**** c******, Let’s play best camsex with me at sexy4.cam/nena

Modern women are so stupid. I’ve recently gotten really good at catfishing on dating sites. I use pics of a really good looking guy, and I hint that I have lots of money. You’d be amazed at how fast most women will send n*** pics if they think they’re about...

Are YOU Maycho enough to accept the #CORVALLUSCHALLENGE ?

First get your hole GREAZED; then get SLEAZED by doing a booty bump & take 2 deep hits of poppers in each nostril, then get spitroasted by the hairiest jizzlesticks you can find in your front & backsnatch til they both...

I let my bf j******* into my mouth every day. I think it’s hot.

I was staying overnight at the hospital to do a sleep test program, well at night I had the cutest sexiest little Black girl as my nurse so overly friendly and full if life, well one night had to be 2:30am or 3am I was wide awake she came in...

Paid a 20 year old w**** with a beautiful shapely a** and extremely tight c*** to s*** my c*** as I mauled her tiny t*** and grabbed her head onto me. Then I bent her over, got her hips up in the air and knelt down to put a thumb...

Your wife was b******’d by the Cleveland Cavaliers in Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse shower!

I am gay, and I am deeply in love with my staight friend. the other day, I was really drained because he talks about girls quite often. (obviously, we are h**** teenagers with no experience in relationships, so talking about girls, s**, relationships etc. is a part of almost every...