sorry to break the sad mood but i just pulled my tampon out a little too fast and the biggest blood clot i have ever seen popped out onto the floor. just had to get that off my chest.

Hey s***! I’m a h**** c******, Let’s play best camsex with me at sexy4.cam/nena

Pink sugar cookies …are the best . They smile !

Speaking of abortion I just gave birth to an 8-pound 6-ounce s***!

My alcoholic ex came round with her obese sister who has enormous t***. We all got wrecked together before my ex passed out on the sofa. I started get hard looking at her sister’s cleavage through my beer goggles. Honestly, if I were sober I would rather w*** myself off...

I wish I could just nonchalantly flash someone, I’d make eye contact and reveal my inner n***** though. The eye contact always fucks me over.

we went to the museum today with all our kids from our summer camp. he kept teasing me, brushing against me, squeezing my side, pushing himself onto me. he was looking for a spot we could go make out the entire time. i told him “can we go kiss” he...

I was jerking off in the locker room showers at work in great wolf lodge because some girl kept teasing me swimming beside me in the pool playing with herself.. So I got hard and pulled my b**** up in my shorts to hide it and took a bathroom break...

At least my hammer toes are cured. They amputated the little sukers. Lol

You stubbed your toe? …lol…I had 3 of mine chopped off.

No one was on the school bus today except me and my best friend EJ. And we both have jerked off together at his house last weekend and we both had morning wood on the bud so he said we should j******* in our seat. We started jerking off and...

I JUST SAW A TWO MAN F****** ON SUNRISE, AT THE ROCKY SIDE OF SEA. I KEPT QUITE OFC. THEIR BODY IS FULL OF C** SHITS. BUT THEY’RE VERY HOT THO. I WISH I COULD JOIN BUT IT’S ALMOST SUNNY.

Myanalhurts.

bat s*** crazy messy jesse . its not chicko noise its vomit check noise. potty trainging m lie coaching whimy hoaxes .

Depakote..is horrible. Its up there with the seraquel…I Dont recommend it .

WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by SAVOY ORLANDO tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man!
DJ Titus D makes his homecoming return for PRIDE, $2 for 1 Savoy well cocktails all night. We think a hairy chest is best, get your wool on tonight, maybe you’ll...

I’m gonna take a trip to Miami and split Corvallus cheeks if he gives me half of my gas money when I get there.

Up next is the designated hitter, that big bossman cheek splitter, sliding his BBC right into Corvallus shitter.

Peace ✌🏿

Ain’t nothing wrong with some s***** exploration. My uncle used to play with my wiener while I played the Xbox. And my cousins used to strip my clothes off and tell me they were older so I had to do what they said and made me s*** their wieners. And...

I was on vacation in Florida to just get away and figure out some life decisions.. Well I was at the beach and there was a group of strippers who kept complimenting my tattoos and told me I’d make a killing with my body, personality and all. I’m a Georgia...

Many years ago when I was in middle/high school, my friends and I figured out that if we accused a girl of stuffing her bra for long enough, she’d eventually get fed up and prove she’s not by flashing us. I got to see sooooooo many beautiful young breasts this...

Boys making love in Key West! Well what did you expect?

Key West is the F***** capitol. Plus it’s Gay Pride month! Do you think the police are going to arrest a group of gay teens for f****** and sucking on the beach? That would be soooo Homophobic, Anti-Gay, Prejudice,...

🎵I need me a Buford and some lily white cheeks, Corvallus is a jewboy, whites are a bunch of weaks, spread those cheeks and lemme snap that balloon, knot, not gonna lie I’m high like a baboon in a tree, taking on a s*** on your head like that malt...

So around 2010, I met this cute girl online and we started hanging out. Somehow I must’ve done something right because she took a liking to me. One night, a friend of mine gave us some liquid GHB (so he said), so we decided to try it at my place....

Boys making love. I was just at Key West! OH! So disgusting. They have rainbow flags lining the streets. They have rainbow lines painted on the street at some intersections!

What is there to celebrate about sticking your p**** up another man’s a**?
Why is the world compelled...

I thought you were just trying to make fun of me like so many whites have done before. I remember the first time I showed up at a so called gay bar none of the whites would give me the time of day. When I started dancing with one attractive...

I was in the middle of two boys loving me i dated one of them and he other one i was with but one day the one i was with didnt come to school so i didnt need to sit at their table that day but the boy i dated...

Corvallus I woulda met you to slam those cheeks and smoke a reefer stick but I thought you was just trying to make me look like a damn fool. Did you bring Bufords to that rest area I sent you? If so I really feel regret.

You’re really a dipshit Prestonian. I mean, I know you are fake and not the real Preston Manzy. But I gave you the opportunity to meet face to face even if we just laugh and smoke a joint. But I’m about to leave Atlanta now, gonna drive to about Valdosta...

Probably not even the real Corvallus probably that damn Robert hamburger or a*** oily Alan up to they old tricks again! Either way Corvallus is a c*** avoider and a load refuser!!

I got NIGGAFUCKED by the best in the biz last night at FLEX ATLANTA and it wasn’t by micrococked Prestonian, but by Atlanta’s thickest and hairiest jizzlesticks!

I had s** with my mother, I was caught sniffing her underwear which was filled with her bodily fluids and she somewhat was aroused.

Im hanging around Atlanta today looking for hairy thick c*** to breed my backsnatch! I’m down to clown til about 9 tonight NO LOADS REFUSED

Another married guy i met at a local gym i have been having s** with and this morning we left the gym and had s** in a public parking spot and i wish i could tell my wife about it but as he was f****** me we seen a car...

One more thing before I went to that ratsoup eating jews hotel I ate this old Buford I had in my icebox for about a week. Figured it’d give me some potent blasts. I was ripping Buford Bombs all the way to the hotel even buttered my damn biscuit once...

Corvallus is a damn liar! He didn’t answer the door! That jewhole can lick my poohole!

don’t tell me the c** squat at goondoona got starked with the fiddle shakey ? nice c** down to see b***!

When I was in high school I kidnapped this boy. I had a thing for him. He didn’t know me. He still doesn’t know it was me. I loved him so much, that I kept him in my basement for 4 days and then let him out after school. I...

I stayed up from 1:30 to 5:30 last night sexting guys and girls from 19-45 years. I felt so empowered. Having conversations and trading nudes for like 4 hours straight was euphoric. I think I helped 3 girls and 4 guys “finish.” It also felt good to try different kinks...

In Atlanta now. Heading to Tokyo Valentino and Flex tonight taking all cummers NO LOADS REFUSED The ORIGINAL popper huffing jizzle sucking Backsnatch Buccaneer CORVALLUS find me in my columbia blue popper bandolier

CREAM ME TONIGHT

I love beating down a tall man like an ape. I see blood an smell copper. My heart pounds so hard I feel it in my bones

was so h**** throughout school and on my way back i put my bag on my lap and fingered myself right then and there.