I have explosive diarrhea from eating off a mexican food truck. Did that guy blast a load in the salsa? Toot toot.
I was sipping a delicious Speyside scotch and started playing with my wife. Knowing that after riding her v***** I would pull out and finish in her b***, I decided to prepare both of us by eating her b******** during foreplay. What a wonderful mix, taking sips od scotch while picking her b*** hole. It has become a favorite thing to do. If you haven’t licked b*** hole, relax, it’s doesn’t smell like brown, it is pure pheremones! If I’m feeling it I’ll finish just barely inside then eat my own cream, mixing scotch, her b*** and my seed.
Someone hit me on my damn page saying their name was corvo breedo or corvallus winslow and they said they wanted to meet at a motel in my area to get their damn cheeks busted. Bet I can do that. When I got there was a bunch of sissys but real strong ones white black and maxican. Said they wanted to turn me out the way I done to whites I said no way no how I’m outta here but they didn’t let me go. Busted my damn cheeks for about 40 minutes they all said this is trump country and humiliation me. I’m sure corvallus winslow is behind this I’m so damn lonesome I could cry drinking a few high gravity beers and smoking some reefer sticks rn.
just fucken cut it out! 👀 🪚 🔨 👀 🪚 🔨 👀 🪚 🔨 👀 🪚 🔨 👀
hacksaw henry
I’ve been drinking some damn high gravity beers and my pecker is harder than a piece of titanium thinking about white cheeks that need to be split and worn out.
The Corvallus Difference is when CORVO BREEDO sticks his nose up my a****** and I break him off a sweet sweet fart!
I LOVE RIDING MASTER SATAN’S MASTERFUL DEMON C*** UNTIL MY UTERUS BREAKS IN TWO. SEED ME WITH YOUR ROYAL OFFSPRING, PUMP ME FULL OF YOUR DEMONIC SPAWN FOR ALL ETERNITY BABYYYYYY. HAHAHAHAHAHA
I woke up to my friends daughter, riding my c***. I just let her finish. Her p**** felt amazing.
my Bf…just told me. he might visit me in Sept. I am sooo excited. BUT terrified. I am scared. Its been 3 yrs since i have held him. Its been years. I am happy. But scared to. we aren’t married yet. So. nothing will happen. i am very very cautious.
I ran over children with my car. It wasn’t an accident.
I worked late once so I could sneak into my hot coworkers office and j******* to fb pics of her in a bikini.
Yet you couldn’t raise two?
My friend Sue called me and asked if I wanted to join her and Jill taking turns on sucking her husband off . I giggled and replied ok . After getting to their house . We flipped a coin on taking turns . I loosed out and gotten the third...
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Actually the longest c*** was definitely from a couple anonymous black gentlemen in the dark room at the now-closed Primetime Adult Book & Video in North Miami. I’ll never forget that night cuz I saw the silhouettes of them busting down another dude and said to myself, me next. I...
Get you’re own oil then 😎🕶😎🕶
17 male straight. Friend 17 male straight too. Him: ewww! Did you c**? Me: No. it’s just pre-c**. Him: There’s a lot of it in my mouth. Me: I told you I pre-came a lot sometimes. Is it bad? Him: Nah bro, just a lot to swallow but it doesn’t...
I was playing my Xbox when my brother walked in with a towel on and started playing split screen with me. We played for a while and then I noticed his towel fell open and his d*** was showing a little bit. He saw me look at it and never...
20 years.. the only time he’s been empty is at your hen house baby. I fill him up on the corner. His white hair came from you boo! xoxo!
Hey s***! I’m a h**** c******, Let’s play best camsex with me at sexy4.cam/nena
Monkeypox is making its way around some of my haunts like 321 Slammer, Clubhouse II, Inn Leather, and Club Aqua. That’s why Im keeping it 🌈 swagglin’™ at the Alligator Fuckhouse
took my first unmedicated load tonight…. chatted with this guy on Grindr and, in a moment of vulnerability, told him about how the idea of taking poz loads turns me on. he pretty quickly offered to take a med break, stopped his pills for a month, and kept in touch...
I’ve always lusted after her and through a fortunate turn of events, was able to fulfill the fantasy of a night of carnal pleasure with Mavis. It was all I ever dreamed it would be. Shes an amazing lover. It’s a secret both she and I hold tightly to protect...
Any chicks here with next flexibility check out my ig page hannah_westonland..if interested dm me.
I WANT RAVIOLI!
Not a s***** thing my friends and freaks, I’m just hungry for some food from Cafe Italia.
BRING ME MY RAVIOLI AND DONT ASK ME FOR S***!
Alligator Fuckhouse AHORA, bring it
– CORVALLUS
I’m a 28 year old male. My neighbor is 60. I was first attracted to her when I saw her jogging by my house- thin and athletic, perky medium-small t***, long, straight bright blonde hair, and SO nice. I have since become friends with her and her husband, but if...
Huncho Hank GOOSH GOOSHED 🌈The Faggler™️ at Gatorland and 🌈The Faggler™️ threw a s*** fit bc they wanted a priest and Corvallus to spitroast them but only the priest showed up. Then Mickey Mouse and Jim Brockmire glazed them all before the larger o*** started where they were joined by...
overweigh fat black she bastards are kate and william , well she can offer no good woman. and he has nothing good to offer any man at all. dirty nigtards.
I was ata party with some friends from school and I got drunk and had to throw up so I found a tree outside and went to throw up. Some dudes was getting a b****** from a girl and she heard me throwing up and left him there with his...
out I brought along my gf. She’s a bit younger then me,.,.?!. How young Mr.Mocho
I had s** my with my neighbors wife. I stuck it in her a**, in her cooch, in her mouth back to her to a**. what’s more amazing. I just finished drinking beers with my neighbors husband and he said. ” I think my wife is fucks around”
I started to spy a girl who lives in front of me. She spends like an hour at night half naked in her room. For now I’ve seen her b**** -which are really pretty- and her a** -which is great too-.
I hope I can see her m*********** or at...
Arthur Morgan. I’m not Lenny, I’m Lennay.
Idk I gotta move my children away from this f***** guy. He acts like he can’t hear you to get closer. Then he drags you into a garage for play time. I seen him hold a kids dog hostage then let him go after I seen him talking to the...
Every time you touch me, I lose it inside.
Feels like my Imagination but it’s real life.
We also spitroasted Marcus (Janet watched and cheered him on). The only thing he’s getting married to is a BBC up his crack.
–THE CREAM TEAM (Cream Gene, The Hallisonian & The Prestonian)
why? because it’s entertaining thats why. has nothing to do with *caring. it’s beyond funny seeing how triggered they get. it’s great to watch and see how badly his blood pressure gets when he is triggered and to listen to him and his raging accusations when he thinks he knows...
I just relieved myself
During those BLM days getting my crank worked or my bootyhole licked was as easy as pie, now getting my joint serviced or my salad tossed by some bitchy white sissyboy is a damn chore! Acting like they don’t see me or suddenly they need to go, damn c*** avoiders!
I saw Corvallus Winslow at a grocery store in Miami yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was...
Scott got pegged in Vegas tonight and he is still taking all cummers
WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by SAVOY ORLANDO tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man! Don Swaggleton is keeping ya slipping and sliding on the dance floor and elsewhere, 2 for 1 all canned cocktails all night. We think a hairy chest is best, get your...
I’m a dude who like riding big dildos. Sometimes, I sit on the d**** on keep it in for a couple minutes. One time, I thought I’d run down to the garage for a quick bong toke, 9 inch d**** in a**. I was wearing track pants over it. I...