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Barbra ate my son’s sons diapers after tacobell

No wonder you keep buying underwear buy the good ones not cheap easy ones like every woman in your life. I thought he’s just getting fat, there’s a few things contributing to this though. Apparently ford’s burgers are healthy

I’m gonna put my damn c*** between a bun and make you eat it Breedo!!

Corvo Breedo I’m heading to Miami my damn jalopy broke down near Tallahassee. I’m heading down to slam your cheeks pronto. And don’t be downgrading Bufords, theys the best damn burger around!

WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by SAVOY ORLANDO tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man!
For the last week of Pride we have a special treat SAMWELL is in the house making everyone go What What, $3 any canned cocktail all night. We think a hairy...

Yesterday I stuck around after Billy’s birthday party . We ended up in the spare bedroom in the basement . I undressed then laid down and started m*********** . Playing with my tittes and f******** myself . About ten minutes later I could see the look on Billy’s face ....

Need me a set of white cheeks in Tallahassee, no maxicans or gooks please! No fat matt’s or hairy Larry’s! I ain’t got no car so you gotta come here.

Nobody answering who put me in this targeted program???

I f****** love the way most young teenage girls’ breasts look. Nice and perky and firm, with big pink puffy n******. Mmmmmm delicious

I SLAM CHEEKS!

I have been f****** my 50 years old aunt since 2016, almost 6 years, on the back of my uncle and cousins.

No one suspects anything. I also have a girlfriend but sometimes i just need a sloppy bj from my aunt; she is the best at it. I...

Jerked off driving down the interstate and a couple of people slowed down to video me. Felt good. I’m a teen and love showing off my d*** in public. Going to j******* at a park in a minute.

Had to drive a friend to work this morning and had morning wood the whole ride. He took a vid of my b**** poking in my shorts and then we got to some road work so he told me to pull it out cuz he wanted to see how big...

Dear Boss,

I keep on hearing the police have caught me but they wont fix me just yet. I have laughed when they look so clever and talk about being on the right track. That joke about Leather Apron gave me real fits. I am down on whores and I...

We went on a school overnight trip and I went on a *trip* because I ate some berry in the forest and was tripping balls for the whole evening and no one noticed

My damn g ride still broken in this wack a** town. Got me staying at the damn motel six and I don’t see no whites around here all greasy maxicans seems like.

one time i farted super loud in gym class in like 7th grade and let me tell you it was the stinkiest juiciest fart ive ever farted in my entire life and everyone heard it.it was my class and two other classes so i was scared for my life but...

Hey s***! I’m a h**** c******, Let’s play best camsex with me at sexy4.cam/nena

I live in a s***** apartment so that means spiders EVERYWHERE, and I hate them and that means especially in the toilet or in the bathroom in general. You can’t even take a piss without seeing a spider/insect. Today I really really had to go but I didn’t wanna face...

I slept with 3 different guys in 3 days. Good way to start the week. Guy 1 was a crush I like. Had a few too many drinks. But good to know we feel the same. Guy two was former fwb who ALWAYS laid me out. We haven’t talked in...

F****** priceless that the same s*** who ruined the marriage of the last guy and this (currently married) man posts quotes about religion and about not judging her. B****, you have ruined multiple marriages on purpose and you expect people not to judge you? You ruined a whole family..ON PURPOSE!...

My friends and I were at a party and ended up getting in the pool. When we got out and was drunk af we all chilled in our boxers and briefs on the couch and when we woke up half of us had boners sticking out from our boxers. It...

My friends and I were at a party and ended up getting in the pool. When we got out and was drunk af we all chilled in our boxers and briefs on the couch and when we woke up half of us had boners sticking out from our boxers. It...

I think the most surprising thing about jacking off the horse was the amount of s****.

i loved f****** your stinky a** back in the day, i would walk around the whole day not washing my d*** just so i may inhale the fumes.

My damn car broke down but I’m getting it repaired and going to Miami to smoke reefer sticks drink high gravity beers and slam cheeks.

When you take a lot of risks, you’re going to have some haters! You can’t a l w a y s win.

Duck duck go until you find yourself across the pond scum if you think i was ever alone your clueless Thanks Word we always do make a great Cracker n peanut butter

It’s always me me me. The truth is if you can’t take care of it it’ll take care of you. The most selfish person I can’t speak of Mr. Simplyconfess.

If there was anyone on earth that is at risk of std’s its me. My wife thinks i go to work early in the morning but no i have been hooking up with other men at a local park to have s**. Hooked up with a guy this morning was...

Corvo Breedo you owe me two deluxe Bufords and a damn chocolate malt!

My sister took a long time taking a shower and I really had to take a s***. We just ate sonic and it didn’t settle right in my stomach. I told my sister over and over to hurry up but she wouldn’t, she was purposely making me wait. I couldn’t...

Corvo Breedo I’m coming to Miami right now and you gonna get NIGGERFUCKED by the best in the biz!

I’m not going to you’re sand monkey dessert

When I came out to my friends the next day, and I s*** you not, asked me what was the most attractive part of there body so they could impress a girl. I f****** had a panic attack, like why ask me question, I think it was a prank looking...

I was running late for work…but I was also high and insanely h****…

so I stopped in at an adult store back room…for 6pm it was ok,not too quiet.

an older guy with a crazy beard and RM Williams boots on tentatively rubbed my crotch..I think he was relived that...

Psychotic coconut head

Was on a youth group trip sitting next to friends and fell asleep. I woke up to them laughing and videoing me and I looked down and I had a b**** in my sleep. Now they all talk about how big my d*** is in youth group. One friend grabbed...

Bill Pfaff and Prestonian were working the pickle park on I-65 NB in Chilton county last night, I just read two great stories on squirt about how they worked as a team to provide travelers with a one-stop solution for all their needs, bottom, top, holes, big d***, they were...