As I’ve gotten older, I’ve started to like really intense, rough s** and strong orgasms so I’ve started going to swingers parties and B*** events without my husband knowing. He’s very sweet and he’s a great husband and father but he’s your typical 55-year old suburban dad and he won’t...

SLAM MY DAMN CHEEKS!

Hello from Miami and I visited a bar and tried a Pineapple Colada and it was wonderful and got me in the mood to try something new and wild. Corvallus if you want to split my cheeks you’re welcome to! My hole is your goal! I wish I could drink...

I used to be a member of a website for casual s***** encounters before tinder was a thing.
The wildest experience by far was a rich guy who peed all over my breasts then sucked them, penetrated me then showered me. Wanting me to be clean.
Made me...

Almost got shot today.

who stole all my art work ? john constable wouldn’t be too happy, lol.

I have a lot of stuff to work through in my course. and I am tired as well. I missed a million miles of fun, BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE A JUDGES ASSOCIATE OR A GOVNOR GENERAL OR SOMETHING CUZ I AM A THINKER MORE ACTING STUPID. I DON’T RIDE...

people change in 5 years. they change . I am changed. you all made me change to not like anyone.

my brother’s girlfriend pegged me a few years ago. i was 14

a few years ago when I liked colby brock and I went to this crystal castle byron bay qld they had these beautiful amethyst and heaps of large crystals one was the size of a dinosaurs egg you could sit in. then we went to some place for a 2...

check out matt smith actor. from the great Lorraine and hasburg family. why do you think he got the role of prince philip? have a think about it. a bit like RAKE on ABC.

gave a b****** to my best friend and i massaged and licked his huge feet. might be gay for him

piss off jesse. you are a creepy weirdo. what you need most is a bullet in the head. you look like charles mansons kid. just f*** off scum bag. you aren’t funny and I already reported you so many times you are on police files everywhere.

so basically me and this dude got in his car in an empty parking lot and he f/cked me on my period. he’d pull my hair and spit in my mouth but he was also gentle and would kiss me and make eye contact while he was railing me. i...

Last time I held her she almost broke my back suffocated me after we hit the ground. Shes 350lbs for Christ sake.

I need a beer.

I dunno what is going to happen. I just know… Sickness better stay away .or I will have a cow. Moooo moooo

If its cancerous then ..I will walk a round naked…and chop my hair off..lol

I make the bomb of all potato salads . Its superb . excellent. I make it magical. With mayo, mustard and sweet relish. Omg..its super yummy .

I made homemade potato salad

I sent nudes to my boyfriend just now. It felt incredibly e***** to see myself naked on camera for the first time. I know it’s a risk, but God, I felt so hot! We are in a long distance relationship, otherwise I would not even have considered doing this. I...

I am a mom of 3 daughters married my oldest daughter is 18 in high school. I came home from work early a few months ago and I walked in and my oldest daughter Britney was getting fucked on the sofa this guy was huge he was holding her ankles...

FREAKIN FUCKBEAST FRIDAY Y’all, CORVALLUS here,I took a monkeypox vax on monday, getting the meningococcal one today. If you’re gonna RAW DOGG and BREED u gotta do your part to be safe.

about last night , so my friend was preaching on to me and I said look , I am not that busy right now. Just completed a law unit and risk assessment unit in aviation and don’t know what the crap I will do with it cuz I am more...

I love the way it tastes and feels when I s*** a dog’s c*** and he ejaculates in my mouth. I could swallow warm squirts of canine c** all day every day.

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I love whoring myself out to demons. I’m their willing s** slave in the astral plane, they keep getting me pregnant. 💜

A few months ago I met this cute girl in a chatroom. We hit it off and it turns out she lives only about an hour away from me. So we start meeting up in person and going out on dates when we could. She was kind of old fashioned...

While obvious fakers use my name, I am the ONE AND ONLY CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW!

I’m hear to spread love and warmth to those who need it, and preach Peace, Love, and BACKSNATCH to all! And that gets people upset. Bigotry is a scourge, and I’m here to stand against...

The guy next door to me, where I used to live, had a large male Rottweiler named Monster. My neighbor worked a lot so sometimes he wasn’t able to walk him for a few hours at a time. So, he built a small platform for the dog to step up...

To the previous poster – EAT DA POO POO 🙂 look up Pastor Doctor Martin Ssempa (YouTube).

My bowels moved.

WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by SAVOY ORLANDO tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man!
Winston Headmore is bringing that bass for the hot booties, $3 Henny Coladas all night. We think a hairy chest is best, get your wool on tonight, maybe you’ll find out...

I went to that damn Cleo’s lounge bar and it was closed and had paper on the damn windows. Probably closed down by some damn racist jew like Corvallus.

I was the drug addicts little boy. The one that everyone on the street knew because my dad would get black out drunk and high on whatever he could get his hands on and yell so loud all the neighbors knew he was trippin. One time he was tripping and...

Then when my friend and I were hanging out in his grandmas shed, where we played Xbox in our underwear and drank his dads alcohol, his friend down the street came over and he was like 12. He was cussing and s*** so I thought he was cool, and he...

I enjoyed my abortion so much today I think I’ll have another tomorrow!

I went to Hanks, had two damn crackers working my joint. I was wearing a burger king crown couldn’t find no rallys in the area. After I got my damn nut I farted in both they faces! Booyah! Smell my a** gas cracker jack!

him and i snuck in a few kisses in the staff room while cooking lunch for the kids. as the kissing goes on he gets more aggressive and more touchy. by the end when i was trying to leave the backroom he comes behind me and wraps his hand around...

Muricans getting defensive because they’re called out for their inability to write legibly on a basic confession site. Also, gtfo with this “not usa only”. These confessionals read like they’re written by rednecks or those from da hood. And who are these people? MURICANS.

Let me tell you something. Everyone says they’ll knock me out. Everyone I’ve ever met. They start a fight with a blacked out stumbling man. They hit him just right to knock him out.. it backfires though, they just sober him up then muscle memory kicks in. Nobody knows what...