Woke up hot, hornay, hard….. tugged one off, lady next door mowing the lawn could see in my window.
I was like 13 and new to gooning I had very bad aim and got it on my chips. After I finished I ate the chips and found it better than normal and I did it again after it took me a bit until I realized that it was gross haven’t told anyone to this day.
I’ve been stalking a girl online for at least 7 months. I found her full name, country, region, town, school, social media and other stuff without even talking to her because she doesn’t gaf about me and actually I don’t even try to start a real conversation with her. I’ve also created an Instagram account and started following people from her school and city, and her friends, her close friends, without even being able to speak their language, they’re all following me back, and I can see their stories, I can see her and I’m so in love and obsessed I think I can’t stop doing this But please don’t get me wrong I’m actually not that creepy I’m just a random guy, and yes there are other girls interested in me but idgaf about them lol. I’m never letting this girl go I hate her so much and love her at the same time. I hope you had a great time in greece last week, you didn’t post anything about it but I know everything about you my love 🙂 I’ll always be watching
Many mornings i sit on my front porch with coffee and a cigarette as a relaxing way to watch the world wake up. This morning i was doing so with the residual taste of the male runner i orally please (usually weekly but sometimes more frequently) still clinging in my throat. An older couple was on ther morning walk today, i see them occasionally. She was the usual casual wave and good morning but he did not even glance my direction. She called him out on it and told him to at least say good morning, and they were on their way again. As they walked away he turned and looked back at me with an uncertain ezpression on hia face I hope she did not give him grief later, because i know why he was acting awkwardly. About six weeks ago he made his first visit to my back yard shed to take his own pleasure in my mouth. It was actually emotional for him because he had not gotten any relief in a very long time. I told him he was welcome any time. But like many older married men he was truly suffering the guilt and shame of taking his pleasure in a man’s mouth and for being unfaithful to his wife. But naturally after getting the incredible pleasure i gave him as i reverently worshipped his hard hungry male flesh…he told me during and after that he had no idea such pleasure existed…his guilt and remorse and shame got to him and after a couole of weeks i assumed he would never return. But sure enough, i eventually saw him on a morning solo walk and he came up to me unable to even speak or ask, and i simply had him follow me to my back yard shed and without speaking i gave him what he needed again. And of course afterwards despite his enjoyment in the moment, he was in tears again and said he could never do this again. But a week later, he was back for more. Then again a few days after that This is where we are at as i saw him on his walk with his wife this morning. I have sincere empathy for his inner crisis, and he kmows if he comes back for more he will get it time and again. I know it sounds arrogant but i know eventually he will come back again and again. Not because i am conceited but because i simply know men and the type of man that seeks what i give them on my knees. He will come back because they all do eventually this is simply how some men get what they need and i enjoy giving it to them for a host of reasons…..from the diary of a closet neighborhood cocksucker
Sick of obnoxious rude smug trolls full of s*** on here . Get a real life and get off the net.
I like female p e e straight from the tap. Drink up.
So eversince Dec 2020 we (my family) moved from St Louis Mo, to South Georgia and when my Wife Jessica and I got married in 21 my wife’s younger Sister Shanda came down for the Wedding and we kinda developed a fling relationship, the night before the wedding Shanda went...
Woke up wearing my new silky, skanky p@nties. My peen is hard, staining the front. Any ladies wanna taste?
I dreamt I was repeatedly sodomized. When I awoke, I noticed my shampoo bottle covered in feces and blood.
I like removing all my clothes so girls see me completely. Mostly they lol becuz of my small unit. This one girl got close looking for cheese.
I would consider murder for someone who might try to harm me But i don’t know How
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-wiz khalifa laugh.
My wife has the best creamy white skin. I thought that she would look even more fantastic with some tattoos. I liked the stars that some women have on their lower abdomen. We went to the only tattoo place in our town that was in a sleazy area. I...
My boyfriend likes wearing women’s clothes. Yesterday, he wore footless tights, a long tee shirt and we went to a coffee shop. The girls were checking him out…we banged hard at home. Lol
You’re really a dipshit Corvallus. I mean, I know you are fake and not the real Corvallus Winslow. But I gave you the opportunity to meet face to face even if we just laugh and smoke a joint. But I’m about to leave Atlanta now, gonna drive to about Valdosta...
After yesterday’s BLOWOUT I’m going to take a well deserved BACKSNATCH BREAK until Monday. Similarly I’ll be taking a BROTHERMAN BREAK to give my BACKPUSSY a chance to recover. Luckily Monday is MACHO MANCOOCH MONDAY where I host all of the nastiest and sleaziest papi chulos in Miami.
So...
Corvallus is all talk no backsnatch. He’s a racist and a load refuser. Don’t trust him!
Summer Sausage Samson just came by my alligator fuckhouse and lawd my backsnatch is painin y’all!
No more hung honchos I’m tappin out for the day!!
No more nasty niggerbastards today for this cumguzzler called Corvallus !
I’ve got the hairiest backsnatch in Miami since Andrew Cunanan!
Corvallus
Like about 30 yrs ago, I, male, danced in freaky NYC clubs. I wore a jockstrap or bikini underwear. Very wild and crazy scene, men and women, gay, lez, trans. The after parties were off the chart, ended about 6 a.m.
i secretly hope my sligh nasty sister gets eaten by a shark and never comes back. I could just as be happy to see her married off to a sultan , same with my cousin I really hope they go away and marry so far up the ladder its in...
Yes it’s true about Clark and I remodeling an Oldsmobile Silhouette and using it as a mobile ALLIGATOR FUCKMOBILE however the nickname for it is C&C (for Clark and Corvallus) Music Fúcktory since we play music loudly and get slammed in the back.
CORVALLUS
What’s with all the trannies and mass shootings? I think the pandemic bills are coming due! Look who cares if anyone wants to be the opposite s**, but this times out with a bunch of people doing something “trendy” at a time when they had too much time on their...
My sister had a friend stay over for the night. The next morning at the breakfast table they both showed up, in night gowns, no bras, t*** dancing around. My sister took her place across from me, but her friend sat on a stool at the breakfast bar. When she...
BACKPUSSY UP!!
— CORVALLUS MIX A LOT
I was a bridesmaid in my sisters wedding this weekend for her Valentines Day wedding. My sisters new father in law was pretty drunk and was getting pretty flirty with me. He is old and married and not rly attractive but I ended up sneaking off bent over with my...
Corvallus Breedo teasin with that soft white backsnatch again driving me wild since I drank 6 high gravity beers and smoked 3 damn reefer sticks tonight I’m as high as a kite and my dic is on bone and looking for a home in between a set of soft white...
Yo what up SC peeps CORVALLUS here aka the Bronsonian in da jizzy hizzy with my main man Clark aka the Hallisonian we cruisin down A1A in my Oldsmobile Silhouette that has been converted into the ALLIGATOR FUCKMOBILE.
Me and Clark removed the back seats and installed a full...
Ladies send a video of you twisting your head as far as it can go. My IG is hannah_westonland.
My husband works construction and on a Friday night he brought home a black coworker after stopping at a few watering holes on the way home. After a couple drinks on the back patio my husband fell asleep. His friend had been checking me out all night and I was...
An old friend stopped by while I was alone. She took me to the bedroom and we did it for a long time. After I finished deep inside her she got her puss* plug. She put it inside her and told me that she wants to keep what she gets....
During the superbowl I was getting bootyfucked by a fatnigger named Josiah who was eating a platter of spicy wings and cajun fries off my back!
Since my beloved ‘Phins weren’t playing I was just enjoying the hype comraderie and jizzlejuice!
I worked with a girl that complained about no se* . I told her to wear no p****** and a loose dress tomorrow and I will surprise you tomorrow. When we got off work I drove her to the woods. I f**** her so long she could hardly walk....
I was at a house party with my fiancée. I went into the bathroom and was peeing when the door opened. A woman that I didn’t know stood at the open door and looked at me and then my c***. Then she shut the door and left. Later while...
I’m wearing lovely pan.ties. Silky smooth, lace trim, nice fit. My little pen!s is so excited.
So glad Winter Olympics is back on and I can watch the gayness of 2-man luge
I’m wearing lovely pa
The blood of Canadian Trump supporters flowing through the streets 😊
I’m a skinny, muscular, flexible guy. I love dancing to classical music while wearing women’s tights and leotard. The artsy girls like watching. I also can take my Wang in my mouth. They like that too.
Every morning for over a year my step aunt would come into my bedroom and welcome the day while I was dropping my full load in her. When we finished she would make me rub her stomach? I don’t know why but that was what she wanted.
I was 16 and my older sister was 22 and had her own place at the time, well we was Very Close, we hung out alot even with me in school and working at a little burger joint, she was attending collage, In the Army reserves, and working full time,...
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🫦Love update🫦 It’s almost Valentines Day! And you STILL have no girlfriend!
Cupid4u
I met a guy at one of the book stores and he asked me if I was busy today and I told him no. He asked if I’d like to go to his house with him and play some. He was a very nice looking guy so I said sure....
