My bowels moved.

WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by SAVOY ORLANDO tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man!
Winston Headmore is bringing that bass for the hot booties, $3 Henny Coladas all night. We think a hairy chest is best, get your wool on tonight, maybe you’ll find out...

I went to that damn Cleo’s lounge bar and it was closed and had paper on the damn windows. Probably closed down by some damn racist jew like Corvallus.

I was the drug addicts little boy. The one that everyone on the street knew because my dad would get black out drunk and high on whatever he could get his hands on and yell so loud all the neighbors knew he was trippin. One time he was tripping and...

Then when my friend and I were hanging out in his grandmas shed, where we played Xbox in our underwear and drank his dads alcohol, his friend down the street came over and he was like 12. He was cussing and s*** so I thought he was cool, and he...

I enjoyed my abortion so much today I think I’ll have another tomorrow!

I went to Hanks, had two damn crackers working my joint. I was wearing a burger king crown couldn’t find no rallys in the area. After I got my damn nut I farted in both they faces! Booyah! Smell my a** gas cracker jack!

him and i snuck in a few kisses in the staff room while cooking lunch for the kids. as the kissing goes on he gets more aggressive and more touchy. by the end when i was trying to leave the backroom he comes behind me and wraps his hand around...

Muricans getting defensive because they’re called out for their inability to write legibly on a basic confession site. Also, gtfo with this “not usa only”. These confessionals read like they’re written by rednecks or those from da hood. And who are these people? MURICANS.

Let me tell you something. Everyone says they’ll knock me out. Everyone I’ve ever met. They start a fight with a blacked out stumbling man. They hit him just right to knock him out.. it backfires though, they just sober him up then muscle memory kicks in. Nobody knows what...

I use to catfish people, then blame them for cheating. And breakup.

Child on child s***** abuse,has anyone gone through that too?

I was 8 and my brother was 12 when he made me touched and sucked his p****.

Also playing ‘houses’ where you roleplay as a mom/dad/kids with your friends/cousins? As someone who always gets to be the ‘mom’ my...

the craziest thing i ever witnessed was a mom and her gay son doubleteaming an old bisexual mans c*** in Provincetown.

PRESTONIAN check out HANKS in Orlando and tell the bartender Stan CORVALLUS sent ya! They have an awesome play area outside with lots of nooks and crannies. Bar Codes down the street is similar.

If youre into full bathhouse breeding Cumunion-style go to CLUB ORLANDO on Michigan and Delaney behind...

i think i love him. god i hope i do

I meant to say they don’t call it O-town not fall it. Damn high gravity beers and reefer sticks be messing up my typing. Also earlier I was wearing out this cracker and I was slapping his a** while I wuz busting his cheeks. Damn fool called me his black...

I been in Orlando SLAMMING CHEEKS. They don’t fall it O-town for no reason!!

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Some b**** named Ron is a murderer and I just spent so much of my time tryna learn about the story because I’m a nosey w**** that has no life

C** Celebrate Independence with a Backsnatch Bacchanalia at Club Aqua tonight!
Doors are open now

C** Flfind me at the Bayfront Park celebration I’ll be wearing my LED cap scrolling BACKSNATCH repeatedly. I’ll be GREAZED & SLEAZED and I hope u r too have a Calle Ocho partybus...

Victim’s always want something from the accused. Let him rest you c***!

HAPPY UNITED STATES INDEPENDENCE DAY

now let’s do better celebrating all the peoples within.

People like me,

CORVALLUS! And it’s a BACKSNATCH BREEDING PARTY at CLUB AQUA

Find me at the Bayfront Park celebration I’ll be wearing my LED cap scrolling BACKSNATCH repeatedly. I’ll be GREAZED & SLEAZED and...

I want to shove a firework up a woke liberals f****** a**.

I was jerking off this morning when I woke up with a b****, and I didn’t realize the neighbors had kids outside, and the boys were watching me j******* and the girls were too busy playing in a little house. I finished jerking off and came as they watched me....

I found the cutest pair of p****** while walking along the beach about 4 years ago. I took them home and washed them and have been wrapping them around my c*** whenever I j******* ever since. They are so soft, I love using them to make me c**.

Take me to Smashville!!

Happily married for 28 years, I secretly perform oral s** on men at a local gloryhole place.

British Formula 1 Grand Prix at Silverstone red-flagged due to huge crash on first corner
Chinese driver Zhou Guanyu is trapped under his car after flipping following an incident at the first corner of the British … HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAAA, JAJAJAJAJAJJJAJAJJAAJAAJJAJAJAJ.

When I was younger I used to “explore” Wattpad and was really into h******* s***** scenes in the books. Now I actively filter them out I can jo longer stand to read h******* s** scenes or stories with too much I**********. 🤫🤐

Mom of NYC boy, 3, who plunged to his death from 29th floor apartment has pending child endangerment charge and ‘thought son was safe playing alone i…
The mother of the three year-old boy who died after falling from a 29th floor balcony of a New York City apartment...

Meet Local Girls in Your Area & Improve Your S** Life > sexame.***

Is that your dream man

Hey s***! I’m a h**** c******, Let’s play best camsex with me at sexy4.cam/nena

My mom is very wise. She said , never trust a guy who says they don’t want oral s**. They are either gay or a liar. Get rid of him. I listened . I got rid of an ex and now Im happier than ever with a man Im engaged...

I ONCE GOT BUSY IN A KFC BATHROOM!

-CORVALLUS

(Search KFC on this site for more info)

So.. the reason lingerie’s prices are constantly on the rise is because of dudes like that buying them and WEARING them as well?!!? Dudes are competing with women to buy lingerie?!!?

I hit up the Video Arcade ABS last night. U decided to take my good size d**** with me. Hell I thought looks like a very slow night. The light was on in a booth where where was a hole so you could see who was in there. The rooms...

I bet my life over a game of Club Penguin card jitsu in high school.

Cool whip and peanut butter

To escape

i am a psy kic. shazam me baby