E and G girls. You live so different. You couldn’t handle a free loving man. It’s a moment a spark. Burn bright burn light. Just live or lie to yourselfs don’t try your fascist love manipulation on me sweet cheeks.E and G girls. You live so different. You couldn’t handle...

I met a man who looked like yuri from russia space project and I knew the nazi who knew hitler and the russians that lived up stairs from them and anyway this guy he looked like harrison ford and yuri and he had really nice teeth. he was from germany...

I was told I could make my own pineapple coladas at my hotel room so I got some mix and rum and I’m having a ball and quite drunk. I ain’t got no damn blender but they taste good. These pineapple coladas make me want to get my cheeks spread...

Watch Goanimate Dora gets grounded and Caillou gets grounded on youtube its funny!

Are YOU Maycho enough to accept the #CORVALLUSCHALLENGE ?

First get your hole GREAZED; then get SLEAZED by doing a booty bump & take 2 deep hits of poppers in each nostril, then get spitroasted by the hairiest jizzlesticks you can find in your front & backsnatch til they both...

Prestonian if you are real, meet me behind La Carreta Now

I wanna spray my JIZZLE JUICE all up in and on Isabella Monir aka Merced who played Dora in live action. She got that tight latin s*****!

Hey, Dora! Can I touch your w****** toddler a**??

i watched p***

My wife’s 17 year old niece is staying with us for the Summer and while I was in our large walk-in bedroom closet putting clothes away, she came in with some girl and they immediately started having s** on our bed. They didn’t know I was in there and I...

As I’ve gotten older, I’ve started to like really intense, rough s** and strong orgasms so I’ve started going to swingers parties and B*** events without my husband knowing. He’s very sweet and he’s a great husband and father but he’s your typical 55-year old suburban dad and he won’t...

SLAM MY DAMN CHEEKS!

Hello from Miami and I visited a bar and tried a Pineapple Colada and it was wonderful and got me in the mood to try something new and wild. Corvallus if you want to split my cheeks you’re welcome to! My hole is your goal! I wish I could drink...

I used to be a member of a website for casual s***** encounters before tinder was a thing.
The wildest experience by far was a rich guy who peed all over my breasts then sucked them, penetrated me then showered me. Wanting me to be clean.
Made me...

Almost got shot today.

who stole all my art work ? john constable wouldn’t be too happy, lol.

I have a lot of stuff to work through in my course. and I am tired as well. I missed a million miles of fun, BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE A JUDGES ASSOCIATE OR A GOVNOR GENERAL OR SOMETHING CUZ I AM A THINKER MORE ACTING STUPID. I DON’T RIDE...

people change in 5 years. they change . I am changed. you all made me change to not like anyone.

my brother’s girlfriend pegged me a few years ago. i was 14

a few years ago when I liked colby brock and I went to this crystal castle byron bay qld they had these beautiful amethyst and heaps of large crystals one was the size of a dinosaurs egg you could sit in. then we went to some place for a 2...

check out matt smith actor. from the great Lorraine and hasburg family. why do you think he got the role of prince philip? have a think about it. a bit like RAKE on ABC.

gave a b****** to my best friend and i massaged and licked his huge feet. might be gay for him

piss off jesse. you are a creepy weirdo. what you need most is a bullet in the head. you look like charles mansons kid. just f*** off scum bag. you aren’t funny and I already reported you so many times you are on police files everywhere.

so basically me and this dude got in his car in an empty parking lot and he f/cked me on my period. he’d pull my hair and spit in my mouth but he was also gentle and would kiss me and make eye contact while he was railing me. i...

Last time I held her she almost broke my back suffocated me after we hit the ground. Shes 350lbs for Christ sake.

I need a beer.

I dunno what is going to happen. I just know… Sickness better stay away .or I will have a cow. Moooo moooo

If its cancerous then ..I will walk a round naked…and chop my hair off..lol

I make the bomb of all potato salads . Its superb . excellent. I make it magical. With mayo, mustard and sweet relish. Omg..its super yummy .

I made homemade potato salad

I sent nudes to my boyfriend just now. It felt incredibly e***** to see myself naked on camera for the first time. I know it’s a risk, but God, I felt so hot! We are in a long distance relationship, otherwise I would not even have considered doing this. I...

I am a mom of 3 daughters married my oldest daughter is 18 in high school. I came home from work early a few months ago and I walked in and my oldest daughter Britney was getting fucked on the sofa this guy was huge he was holding her ankles...

FREAKIN FUCKBEAST FRIDAY Y’all, CORVALLUS here,I took a monkeypox vax on monday, getting the meningococcal one today. If you’re gonna RAW DOGG and BREED u gotta do your part to be safe.

about last night , so my friend was preaching on to me and I said look , I am not that busy right now. Just completed a law unit and risk assessment unit in aviation and don’t know what the crap I will do with it cuz I am more...

I love the way it tastes and feels when I s*** a dog’s c*** and he ejaculates in my mouth. I could swallow warm squirts of canine c** all day every day.

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I love whoring myself out to demons. I’m their willing s** slave in the astral plane, they keep getting me pregnant. 💜

A few months ago I met this cute girl in a chatroom. We hit it off and it turns out she lives only about an hour away from me. So we start meeting up in person and going out on dates when we could. She was kind of old fashioned...

While obvious fakers use my name, I am the ONE AND ONLY CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW!

I’m hear to spread love and warmth to those who need it, and preach Peace, Love, and BACKSNATCH to all! And that gets people upset. Bigotry is a scourge, and I’m here to stand against...

The guy next door to me, where I used to live, had a large male Rottweiler named Monster. My neighbor worked a lot so sometimes he wasn’t able to walk him for a few hours at a time. So, he built a small platform for the dog to step up...

To the previous poster – EAT DA POO POO 🙂 look up Pastor Doctor Martin Ssempa (YouTube).