No I don’t. I genuinely mean that. Not joking.

I just bought a new 43″ 4k Roku Smart TV.

This afternoon I was collecting laundry to clean . I opened the bedroom door to my stepsons bed room . I didn’t realized he was at home. He’s laying on his bed jacking off . He looks up at me and smiles . He couldn’t stop . I sat next...

Hello SC fam I’m a friendly and generous African American male who enjoys practical jokes, nature, fine dining and getting my damn joint worked. Any Caucasian men who’d like to service my stick find me on Twitter at WayneInDaWater

If you got a friend for my homie MC P...

One time when I was whith my uncle me and my sis were watching anime and I accidentally touch his b****,once my sister feel asleep he wanted me to give him a b*******….so I did he c a m e twice after that he fucked me Soo hard on his...

I went over to my friend’s house and was watching TV with him. On his mantle I noticed a model 767 aircraft. Eventually my friend got up to go to the bathroom so I immediately dropped my pants and shoved the airplane up my a** and moved it around a...

When I was watching movie with my uncle he got hard so I gave him a b******* 🤩after that we had s** on the sofa,almost got caught by his wife🤭

I quite recently started m*********** (I’m a 23 year old virgin female) and today I had the most intense o***** I’ve ever had after 3 or 4 previous consecutive orgasms. My feet literally felt like they were on fire.
Shortly after I noticed my hearing was bad and I...

To the guy in this gym that started to open the curtain. Yes i was having a*** s** and you could have watched.

when I was in high school I worked at Blockbuster Music when we hosted a signing by Davy Jones of the Monkees he asked me to polish his pecker afterward saying the fans made him h**** his luscious curly p**** had a faint hint of mustard and bourbon and when...

Did anyone here ever attend one of my b**** blasts at the bathroom by Disney Magical Express on the 1st Floor Terminal B of Orlando International Airport? We had a couple years of good and greazy evenings there. I’d post legit on like scruff, grindr, squirt, barebackrt and i’d get...

I am obsessed with my d*** and balls. I can’t stop thinking about my d*** and balls. Or my nut sack for that matter.

I’ve been thinking about why the bag is so wrinkled. The design. I’m a thinker, I do this sort of thing about everything, how it works,...

Well, literally one week to go until my escape plan falls into place, everything closes, shuts down, changes over, and I slip out the back door never to be seen again other than in person. If you dare. When ch you don’t 🙂

I’d like to dedicate a song to...

She was a jittery skinny crack b**** ready to do whatever she needed for crack. I gave her some pennies and bent her over my van and began filming as I rammed my thumb in her c*** and finger up her a**. Then I swapped so I had my thumb...

i watched some humongous dude around the corner gulped a stuffed animals a**

The first time I split corvallus cheeks that fool a** Jew was running around saying “I’m black and I’m proud! I’m black and I’m proud!”

Corvo Breedo I’m gonna split your damn cheeks with my b******** booty bopper! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

I am 53 yr old spinster with an adopted 15 yr old son.Whenever i am drying off in bathroom he watches me,this turns me on.Two weeks ago i shouted on him to talc my back which was wrong i suppose but i was really aroused s*******.I have a nice rounded...

Breedo you can s*** my a****** after I eat 3 Bufords and drink a half dozen high gravity beers.

You are disturbing me much

Breedo you ain’t doing s***, you’re a b**** a** honky Jew and all you’re good for is SUCKING THIS D***!

Lick my shitbox sissyslut CORVALLUS WINSLOW!

S*** me CORVALLUS you dirty pussyassed jew! Your lips are good for one thing only, SUCKING MY C***. Your a****** is only good for MY pleasure!

I was drinking a high gravity beer getting my pole smoked by a white overlooking da creek on a sunny day at the pickle park when I thought to myself “what a nice day this be, would be better with another white licking my a******!”

If youre a white...

Me and my cousin used to s*** each other’s c****.

We were about 10 when it started and about 13 when it stopped.

I miss the simplicity of the agreement.

probly y ash so excited 2 get back up to NJ ‘is PA house still a thing?’ keep glasscooktop BARE*

I had oral s** with my mother in law. I have told her we can never do it again and I was wrong. I’m guilt ridden but I can never tell my wife because it would kill her.

I adore p****** myself

Sick cripple walk bro

f*** me on imvu @peelove

CLEOS was a POOL HALL BAR on front street! I got my BACKSNATCH BRED at Hanks, Club Orlando, & the 1st Floor Bathroom by Disney Magical Express of Terminal B of Orlando International Airport, or one of the in-airport Hyatt rooms.

– CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW

Corvallus getting torn up in here today! That damn racist deserves it

And another thing lady….

I am intelligent man, I see where this narrative is heading… You are going to turn your son into a serial killer. He’ll be the next Ed Kemper.

You know what Ed Kemper did to his mother?

He bashed her head in with a hammer, cut...

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I JUST CALLED SOME BLACK A N***** AND WHEN HE CAME AT ME I KICKED BLACK A**! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Say what dat you doed to dat Black girl in the hospital? Oh dat be so rac-ciss!
You done gone and puts the electricity right on her c*******? Oh dat be shocking. You ray-cist!

Men are s***.. . How’s it feel to be subpar in our two genders. The only way you could get lower is claiming a different s**.

CUMUNION S** PARTY – FORT LAUDERDALE
Date: Saturday, July 16th, 2022
Time: 8:00pm – Late
Where: Clubhouse 2 – 2650 E Oakland Park Blvd, Fort Lauderdale, FL

THIS SATURDAY — Clubhouse 2, along with CumUnion.*** and BarebackRT.***, invites you to the Fort Lauderdale edition of CUMUNION, the...

Electricity applied directly on her c*** is very effective. I had a Black b**** patient in the hospital. Really nasty for a young girl because she had Black privilege. We restrained her on an exam chair with her legs wide open. I put a catheter up her. I made sure...

STFU you TROLL. They may not have figured who you are. But I know you are a FAKE and a TROLL.

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I WANNA HEAR U C**