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I was alone and feeling like I might want to shoot a load. Before I could my wife texted me she was out with Carol, a friend of hers that can annoy me, and they would be coming to our house in 30 minutes or so. I usually make drinks for all of us when we’re together. Before rubbing one out quickly I used a 9″ dilldough on myself which makes me ooze pre come like a leaky faucet. I let it all drip into what would be one Carol’s glass. A good amount too, maybe a kitchen tea spoon. I then worked my wood and ate my seed. When the girls got here I said “who wants a Margarita”… and served Carol’s glass to Carol and watched her drink it all x saying thanks that was perfect.

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Julia I love u

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Siren, if you don’t let me f*** your brains out while you’re young and besutiful, don’t expec me to care of you when you’re old and sick. If don’t f*** you in your 20s and he dumps you in your 40s you can go to a nursing home for all...

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Not only is your boyfriemd fat and ugly with a widow’s peak, but hes a short little manlet too. I guess you only drop your p****** for a fat wallet you f****** w****. Youre not pansexual, youre attracted to monwy and status, which makes you a trash human bring. I...

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I am going to trademark my Sweetsin Pepper Sauce!

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Never gonna stop meeeeeee
NEVER GONNA STOP

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There is a guy named Fat Dingle Barry Livesay at Pike Place Market.

He is an Ogre among Ogres.

Recently he admitted: “I must’ve spent $50,000 on whores”

He’s been caught fondling young children in recent months, and his life has gone nowhere for the past many decades.

So watch...

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i cant wait for this f****** night to end. for this f****** week to end. for this year to end. for this life to be over.

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He’ll never be able to marry you on a beach in hawaii like I would. Your loss.

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Backsnatch Bitcoin Bank > Mustache Cash Stash

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“Just tonight, I would
I would lay here for you
Just tonight, I would
I would sink here for you
Just tonight, I would
I would slum here for you
Just tonight, I would
I would die”

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It’s not you’re phone ya f***** mo rawn stop comparing it and yes I can see you’re s*** when you hold it up. Now get you’re fat a** up walk to every room in the house and close the blinds or I’ll keep recording you 18 or so out of...

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I could break you’re chemical reactions down into a sad algebraic problem but you still wouldn’t be able to solve it.

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Neighborhood watch armed with drones??? What the spider man

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Love can drive one into madness. This sight is a great example. Look at all of the Rantings on here, everything across the board where love is involved.

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What the guy making fun of us didn’t know was it was an agreement. Jealousy that you don’t get any yum yum while we all have a blast

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I saw it in his eyes, hes too much of a bitchboy to fight me if i f*** his girlfriend. He can be a good ugly fat cuck and shut up and pay the upkeep.

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I found this bucket in the street, full of s***. There’s nothing but s*** in this old thing. It does its job an is full of s***. Just like you MR. Poopy

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I fucked you’re wife countless times. So much you’re son hates me, apparently enough to burn you’re own life to ashes. She can stay you an gay boy get on.

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If Mustache Cash Stash wont learn to share his girlfriend, I will just have to continue to intrude on your life until he gets sick of me and leaves her. It’s Time for you to change your relationship status to open so I can get mine, Siren.

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You’re boyfriend’s d*** is the only reason you stay with him. I’d fight him but nobody wants to fight a midget with a d*** just as tall as him. Might touchPP

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Don’t let a white liberal woman run away with a chimp.

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Your boyfriend is an ugly beta ogre with a neckbeard and over 35% bodyfat, but ok. Love really is blind.

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I wish I could show you the difference between our muscle fibers. Why I’ve won every fight I’ve fought even the one’s I didn’t understand. I’m humanzy hidden away in the mountains.

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Mr. Percentage:
Burning incels alive I 100% approve! Skinning incels alive I 200% approve! Cutting incels ugly microscopic dicks and balls I 300% approve! Mutilating incels to as many pieces possible I 400% approve! Shoving large rough dildos up incels ugly nasty in-denial f** asses I 500% approve! Frying...

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I’d f** drag you’re gay a** all the way to DC with you’re own F***** truck. I’d let the boys f*** you’re liberal wife while we proudly kicked the next generation into the dirt.

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Cheat on him, cmonnnnn. Cmonnn. You know you want to you thirsty b****. I know you want to see what youve been missing.

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Nerds with special needs. Simply donating a comment positive or negative keeps incels from killing themselves. Together we can save lives. Submit Confession Save Incels.

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CHINESE UGLY INCEL AUTISTIC RETARD DERANGED DELUSIONAL DETACHED P*** SCHIZO RETARD (LIKE ACCORDING TO CENSUS ALL INCELS) NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING...

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Why not take a lover who likes at you like you’re magic and is addicted to your body like heroin. I am so often overwhelmed with lust for you. Even if we have to keep it a secret, why not have yourself a sample of my love, Siren? I need...

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I’m so f****** bored.

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lol, i love you, you nerd.

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ANTI-ABELISUM & ANTI AMERICA ANTI AMERICAN & PROUD OF IT.

“BURN & EXECUTE EVERY ONE OF THESE INDIVIDUAL’S!”

(1) EXECUTE EVERYONE WITH ASPBERGERS

(2) EXECUTE EVERYONE THAT IS VISUAL;LY IMPAIRED TO THEE POINT TO WHERE THEY ONLY READ BRAILLE.

(3) EXECUTE EVERYONE THAT IS VISUALLY...

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Me and you are way hotter than those ugly pornstars though.

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It’s true, I eat p**** like a starving ethiopian

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he’s not a nerd. let him go down on any one of your’ privates and you’ll never call him a nerd again. stop trolling people.

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If you keep treating me like a bad dog im gonna keep snapping at you and getting everyone’s attention with my out of control barking at all hours of the day. I just need a little love, compassion, motivation, and understanding and id be best in show.

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Negtive reinforcement doesnt work on me siren. By walling me out, you force me to go after other people to get your attention via legal loopholes. If you just let me in, rewarded me for good behavior, and threatened to wall me out if i acted up, youd get much...

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The truth of men and how revoltingly diseased and parasitically cowardly destructive retarded and necessary to be killed and removed of this world they are is what you clearly see in places like Afghanistan and Arabic countries and any other places where men using Islam as their exploitation tool have...

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Girls never choose the nerd, until they have nobody left, a girl like that “won’t be lonely long. You forever lonely forever young love you long time

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You’re retarded. Buy a helmet play the part. Lick a window, run down Walmart lane knocking every thing over a scream like someone touched you.

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Your love is the only high I need you dumb b****. Fix me. Make my life worth living.

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