I am marching over to Chaturbate, and I will peruse the (legal) teens and twenty-somethings to find some naturally unique young looker whose image will inspire me to polish my dolphin.

I never spend a dime there, though I land there several times a week. It is the greatest variety...

France has a Lotta n***** with it

I masterbated so much on my first day in Europe that my p**** started swelling for 2 days after.
-Fatass American.

I’m gonna steal your gifts, then I’m gonna f*** your daughter
-The Grinch

Why did Kylie from Scotland block me? Was it me saying I’m gonna shave her bald. Put her in a diaper, and tattoo scribbles all over ?

Self-important bluecheck scolds are no different from MRA incels. They both worry about r*** or accusations of r***, even though neither will be in a situation where that will happen. Pathetic.

Yes, Dr. Proudman, you hate men. We get it. *eyeroll*

Ive used s** workers, addicted to p*** and subscribed to various onlyfans in my past since i was so alone and it is legal where i live and now i just want to work on kicking my addictions and never touching anything like it again since it cripples my personal...

It’s extremely depressing and a bit satisfying to see my country (UK) going to hell. Everything I predicted is coming true. In a few years those peasant Polish people who moved to the UK 15-20 years ago to work for a higher salary and then build a big house back...

Damn it, that was expensive pasta and I boiled it for too long. It was sh) it.

I don’t like that our entire friendship was centred around babysitting your cats for 5 months. You should have invited us to social events and developed our connections. You can never have too many friends or connections. That was a f=ucking massive wasted opportunity Claudia. All three of us would...

I just shoved an entire McDonald’s ice cream cone up my backsnatch in order to cool off my hemorrhoids. I’ll do anything for relief!

Corvallus

I don’t really mind wetting my bed. It makes me feel like a little kid but that’s ok. Love Chloe xx

I just wet my bed and I feel like a little kid. Love Chloe xx

But I’m not better I wanted you and you f*** my heart til you with that fuckboy I hated so yeah I was pissed cause obviously I Loved You And I get i could had admitted it.

If I just wanted s** I would had gone down the block pay a ho and be done with it. But no one understands i want a remake but I am a hard person to understand and I get it, but if you get with a person just to f***...

Chloe you are 57 and a fat old man with a urination fantasy. There fixed it for ya!

I’m 17 and I still wet my bed. Love Chloe xx

I had a pretty hot affair with my cousin “Tanya”. During our time together, we kissed, toplesskissed, helped each other achieve o*****, held hands, linked arms, and put our arms around each other.

During several of our our make out sessions, she wrapped her legs around me so tightly...

at the end of the day, AOC still has nicer tetas than you do.

“Learn it, know it, Live it” ~ Jeff Spicoli

Matthew u despicable p************. I hope your fat gf leaves your gross ignorant a**.

P.Heart, acordei hoje com o desejo de falar sobre a gente.
Como é gostosa a sua companhia, o seu sorriso, o seu amor que transborda e precisa ser contido. Como é bom poder ter mais uma das nossas infinitas conversas e, alguns minutos depois, receber um beijo gostoso na...

Jay Northside has a hairy backsnatch. He acts tough but he’s one of the most prolific powerbottoms in Canada. He charges 150 Canadian and you can plow to your heart’s content. Lots of business guys and sissy fägs like his rough exterior. Costs an extra $50 if you don’t wear...

I’m from Allentown, Pennsylvania. (It’s a big city). Any other local users/viewers? Or am I the only one in A-Town using this? And is this a Canadian site??? Because I see a lot of Canadians on here.

I had a pedofile teacher at Northern Secondary School

Canada is a shithile

Canada is a shithole for Indians and Chinese

Ride your father’s p**** like a jetski.
-apache 207

Rob your n**** with a butter knife, you soft, I’ll put you on my bread tonight.
– Vanauley Glock.

Gütersloh is a beautiful city

Gütersloh, a pure white German town with no immigrants

Toronto has too many n*****, Indians and fucken Chinese slime

I like a nice rich white city like Düsseldorf Germany

I hop around on stage like I’m fucken retarded
-Strif905

Eazyano is a fucken cop

Neph baxware is a s*** rapper

At my aunts funeral, my cousin “Monica” saw that I was getting emotional during the funeral. So, in order to calm me down, she held my hand and put her hand on my thigh.

Although I only see Monica as my cousin now, I was a bit attracted to...

I’m crazy

xfaka7

Why do f-uck does everyone from a sh]ithole country want to move to the UK? They’re turning the UK into a shi#thole too. The tide is turning a little now the British middle-class are finally suffering too. Their recent graduate kids are struggling to get jobs in programming etc because...

I support Justin Trudeau’s platform to mandate pronouns on Canadian passports and the parts-per-million of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere the year you were born on all social media bios.

Hugh Junit
He/them
Born at 330 ppm