Ghost pepper chicken nuggets, double bacon cheeseburgers, and magic mushrooms do not mix. I have s*** 5 times since I woke up. I think any one of those are enough to make you sick the next day, but all three is a nightmare. Hangovers are way less traumatic.

I’m aware. I wasnt the one who responded to you. The posts I made have her name in them.

Not about you siren hunter. The get off your b******* post was about a family member of a totally random and anonymous person online.

Well…when you put it that way….. F*** you!

let me get this straight, you want me to (1) have a secret relationship with you that no one knows about, (2) download pictures of children so you can m********* to them, and (3) drive to my home when you want to drop your meth pipes into my garbage dumpster....

I wish I could have told you that my world was falling apart, but you’ve been through so much more than me and I didn’t want to invalidate you. Now, you hate me, but I guess I deserve it.

I’m not trying to make you feel bad, I’m just trying to get you to leave him.

Ill get off my b******* once you talk to me face to face. Otherwise, yeah, im gonna keep trolling you.

I smoke way too much cannabis the last couple of months. Moving house to a tiny village, building a connection with my k**** love, breaking contact with my parents over past trauma they didn’t feel the need to validate, being chronically ill and maintaining balance and peace in my life...

Theres no way youre actually physically attracted to a fat neckbeard with a receeding hairline Siren. You’re clearly just using him for money and exposure. Otherwise youd be with me because im hotter, funnier, much physically healthier, and wayyyy more romantic than he is. You refuse to leave him for...

RESCUE ME!

Corvallus wants out of this place be my daddy and I’ll be your hairy sub cub! WOOF!

So, look. Erasure of American history and then omitting to teach it in schools will NOT mean that it didn’t happen. I mean every country has an embarrassing origin story. Think the blacks or Africa’s blameless? …Look at the Moors. Those racist Muslim’s raped and murdered their way through Europe...

Im probably gonna end up jerking it to your nudes for the rest of my life since I’ll never get a chance to touch you. Youre so hot that it actually pisses me off quite a bit that youre dating such an ugly dude. You have bad taste in men.

I am feeling down right. I am feeling the pressure from my study life, my peers, and myself. I am also having a big crush on Michael, and it breaks my heart because I deeply know that he is never going to be my lover, I love him so much

I’m a 44 year old widower. My husband passed away about 2 years ago. two months ago our daughter set up a blind date with her boyfriends best friend from college . During our forth date I decided to give him some mom p**** . On the way home told...

There’s NO way I’m like a ‘hardcorehetero’ type bloke… I’m just not. I look at some of those MMA women, or like fatties and I’m like, “There’s no f****** way I could”… I’d honestly rather w*** myself off for the rest of my life than put my c*** anywhere near...

Jizzle Jim is a JizzleMaster of the highest order; if you are looking to learn how to improve your cream he can teach you how to give it more body and essence. But you must be dedicated and committed in the goal. He won’t teach no suckas.

i love you. i wish you didn’t do this to us. i want to stand behind you and help you pee, always.

It’s amazing to me how I feel so much when we hug and you feel nothing. It’s amazing how when we make eye contact for me it feels like you are reading my heart and for you it’s nothing.
I swear you were meant to be with me. You’re...

It’s amazing how quickly you get bored of t***.

Black Supremacist Darrell E. Brooks Murdered White People at a Christmas Parade with his assault vehicle. Got a rope?

I’d kick you’re a** for portraying our lord an savior. Especially if everyone around would rather drink then pick up the phone.

Passion is another word for suffering. The only time i can laugh or smile nowadays is when im intoxicated or hanging out with friendly animals. Maybe ill start feeding the birds and squirrels again.

Ive moved on from a lot of girls, but Ill never be able to shake off Tara.

She’s the reason I’ll never come down. I have to retard myself or i go insane with regret, lust, sadness, anger, jealousy, nostalgia and all sorts of other conflicting emotions. Ive tried...

I will never accept reality. I will never stop dreaming. If my soul mate is destined to never return, Then I will never stop waiting for her. That is my penance.

When I was 13 I took off my sisters shirt. It was because I saw something on tv and was trying to imitate it. I had no friends and tried to do masculine things. I stopped as soon as I saw she was uncomfortable. She was 9. My parents acted...

Oh well, at least ill always have her portfolio to remember her by.

Ironically running away to CA with my daughter )kdIdNt WoRk 0uTy(, without finalizing the paperwork. That bad guy you drives day an night so he can buy food/room weres the doctor b**** the one you wanted to setup shop in his life until he realized 3 family’s is his limit.....

swap-swap strike me lucky and strike me pretty for a change. you take that s*** I did.

How can I be not?
When you are happy I am happy for you.

Tinder is known for STDS

I guess could try downloading tinder again. Last time some girl asked to peg me instead of saying hello and i immediately deleted my profile.

Men are ugly. Their faces are ugly. Their bodies are ugly. Their hair and thin skin are ugly and gross. Their soul is ugly. Their skull is ugly. Their thoughts are ugly. Their lies are ugly. Their delusions and g******* are also very ugly and vomit level disgusting. Their minds...

Weve been through this bud. Siren’s not here. Move on. Give someone else all that love.

I miss my best friend, we have the rest of our lives to be lovers, so I’ll wait as long as it takes, but I miss your company…I’ll do whatever it takes to earn your trust. I’ll be respectful just like you remember, if you just give me a chance…

Also f*** them for getting to spend time with you when I dont. I’m a very jealous man.

I’ve been going after them because it was the only way to get your attention without violating the law. No other reason. If you had just talked to me like an adult, I would have left them alone.

I promise not to act like a gigantic perv until AFTER we start dating.

It’s cute how you repeated that you’d never be alone with me 4 times… and then you’re all like: “Well, never….. unless my therapist gives me the go ahead.” You still got it bad, just like I do. It’s gonna take a long time to earn back your trust, but...

And by get my way I dont mean s**, so chill. I mean getting back into your life. I miss you. I wanna do s*** right. I’ll jump through whatever hoops you tell me to. I don’t blame you for wanting to make sure I’m not actually dangerous. But if...