(some guy wrote this on a h***** website: )

“Nigeria is the only country in the world where hot girls get turned-on by a 50 yo man to because of his wallet.

Amino Kano, (near Beer Barn) is where all the street girls hang out. On a Wednesday or...

It’s a tradition for your family to take an Easter photo.
Its a tradition for me to steal your children’s soul in the photo, where it is trapped forever.
Their souls will burn in eternal flames
-Evil Easter Bunny.

Eli, get your b*** out here now and come get me.

I could melt you on Easter Sunday right in front of your kids just for a laugh with my heat vision.
-Evil Jesus.

I’m 28 now my grandma raised me she takes me everywhere back in my younger days. She was my first in and out of bed, she taught me well, how to pleasure women thanks to her I have a wonderful wife. I never said anything to my wife about grandma...

i slowly tore apart a youtuber’s friendships because i didn’t like him. i’ve been running leaker accounts and i would publish whatever i could dig up from his google drives, i got the links from a friend of his but i gave credit to a different friend and now they’ve...

keep that dirty old s*** and old b****** pig sh!ter at the Troubled J for jerriatric radio house the F away from me. stupid dirty old woman and dirty old man bastards they are. No wonder some paster followed him around his car and garage telling him he needed to...

Eli, I’m sorry for calling you names. You know I didn’t mean it :3 I love you more than anything in this universe, always will.

But, you still need to come get me asap.

Love you baby. Cuddle me while I sleep :3

Eli.

Come and get me right now.

RIGHT. NOW.

I don’t care about anything else. Get out here now.

GET YOUR B*** OUT HERE NOW ELI.

RIGHT F****** NOW.

I’m not staying here any long and I’m not waiting any longer.
Eli, get your A** OUT HERE RIGHT F****** NOW AND GET ME OUT OF THIS GODDAMN HOUSE.

HURRY THE F*** UP STUPID, AND I’M NOT GETTIN A DAMN PLUMBER SO SHUT THE F*** UP

I really wish I knew what you’re thinking Ramirez.alondra1 or what u are doing now. I wanna talk to someone.

My aunt wants me to stop by her house after work to pick up something for my mom. She opens the door wearing her robe and said come on in. I follow her into the kitchen looking at her behind. She has the big rear end and I want it....

What’s the f*ucking point of DeepSeek if I can’t use it to generate N*** stuff? That’s the only advantage they could possibly have over Chat GPT.

When I was dating my ex girlfriend Seema- we used to kiss each other in the back of my of my car until we both had an o***** (while fully clothed- except for our shoes) at pretty much at the same time. It was very hot to say the least....

Tis not gay to twirl another mans pony tail or man bun, it tis alpha male bonding in my country.
-The adventures of man bun milos

2 days ago, I was chatting with my cousin Tanya, with whom I had a kissing affair when we were in our teens- 20 years ag

I asked her one question about our affair, and she told me that she didn’t remember any details about our affair. and kind of...

in my country it is not gay to twirl another mans man bun or ponytail but a bonding experience for alpha males. -The adventures of man bun milos

Bryant Hartnett is a homosexual.

I miss you ramirez.alondra1

GET YOUR A** OUT HERE AND GET ME RIGHT F****** NOW ELI

RIGHT. F******. NOW.

Im gonna f****** kill myself. Life is tough and i hate it.

So you’re just gonna sit on your a** saying “pretty soon” like a hint? No f*** you!
Get off your a** and get me out of this f****** house RIGHT NOW.

Not ‘pwetty soon’.

NOW. Right f****** NOW.

My neighbor was selling a very nice 150cc scooter, I asked to see it and it was great, he even let me test ride it, I asked him how much and he said I need $750.

Damn, I really wanted it, but only had $200. He told me he was...

I’m a little wetter girl and I go peepee in my pull ups. I need someone to give me a bath and wash my tushie for me. I’m not shy. I just need to be cleaned up. Love Chloe xx

GET YOUR A** OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!

Come and get me RIGHT NOW Eli.

DO NOT LET MORE S*** BREAK.

GET YOUR A** OUT HERE AND COME GET ME RIGHT F****** NOW.

My sister is law is going through rough time being widow for 3 years. She is currently staying with us during these times I have comforted her. It got out of hand ended up sleeping with her. My wife knew about it, it was her idea. She said my sister...

Serenity now….

Insanity later……….

-Lloyd Braun.

COLIN LEITCH
DOB: 2-9-1947
SSN: 143-38-6946

coda from rift of the necrodancer gives me butterflies

STOP THAT B*******, THE LAST THING I NEED IS TO FIGHT WITH DEAD PEOPLE.

GET YOUR A** OUT HERE ELI RIGHT THE F*** NOW AND GET ME OUT OF THIS HOUSE NOW.

I am well aware that this will piss some people off. My friend told me she was dating a blackman and they were looking for girl to date his friend, we could go out as couples. I agreed, hesitantly, I’m not into blind dates, but she is my friend.

I...

My teeth hurt bad

I just wanna be friends Ramirez.alondra1. That’s all

Imagine being a 21 year old (a grown a** man) going on confessions sites to tell people to buy pics/videos of you.
nb gaf u clean shaven bro
put this energy in a JOB, uggooo

I’m male 19 moved out of my hometown worked at fast food restaurant. My shift supervisor is 38 female single have a 18 years old daughter. She wants me to date her daughter. I met her at her house very beautiful shy virgin I couldn’t believed. Long story of this...

I’m James, 21, clean shaven and have lots of fun videos and photos if someone wants to buy them. My snapchat is “thepumkinkng”

My name is Barry and I confess that I wear little girly p****** everyday. And I very much enjoy performing blowjobs on other guys.

Eli get your adorable A** out here and come and get me right the F*** NOW.

I AM NOT SPENDING ANOTHER SUMMER HERE AND THAT’S FINAL.

Grab those eggs, those are actually my balls b****.
-evil Easter Bunny