I would much rather watch Degrassi Junior High than watch Little Mosque on the Prairie

I just P-ooped a lincoln log

It was light green in color.

You should’ve seen it.

After my dad passed away I confronted my mother about her having s** with him. I asked her if.
She ever had an o***** with my dad and she said no. I told my mom That I wanted to change that right now and I wanted her to go...

I be gooning to fart p*** ngl

I am in love with Aya.

I hate my friends i hope they are died

You dirty indians ruined canada, deport!

I am the Vice President of a Large Company and have been there for 18 years now. I have a fetish of wearing lingerie under my work clothes for the past few years. It excites me and helps me get relief when I m*********.

Recently my assistant of 6 years...

It actually seems better to drink on an empty stomach. I drank vodka today on a full belly and the result was that the booze was slow release. Nothing was happening after 10 minutes so I drank more, then a little latter when it all got into my system I...

Puma,
finalmente consegui ter um tempo para mim, aliás, para nós, para sentar com calma e registrar aqui meu olhar sobre nossos dias juntos. Não que as lembranças não viessem desde então, com arrepios, sorrisos e mordidas nos lábios… até o cheiro do nosso suor juntos, de um beijo...

I love c*** and c** with my girlfriends Sol which I obey. I an a sissy women with a tiny d***. Love Dorthea

F-Uck I just wanted enough booze to take the edge off my social anxiety, but I had too much. I’m f)ucking wasted. I just wanted to be a tiny bit tipsy.

Not every liberal is a hipster, but every hipster is a liberal.

I hate Toronto so much

I fucken hate canada. This place is a prison

Ontario is hell on earth

Brains are tasty

Come back to my home after a date and I’ll even drink your blood

During the night I pissed at least 2 litres of liquid. It must have been all the Christmas food in my stomach absorbing the liquid and getting digested throughout the night.

Every Christmas Santa comes to r*** me like it’s some kind of sick tradition, I’ve moved and grown up. He always finds me, fucks me, drugs me, and Knocks me unconscious. When I wake up I’m covered in blood, and My a** hole is full of children’s toys

Stop coming to canada you f****** dirty indians

India is a p************ country

Deport all indians

Canada must stand together, and deport these f****** Indians back to India asap

Get the f*** out of Canada you dirty indians

I’ve become a TOTAL sissy s*** for h**** men. Three years ago I became a sissy. But what started out as innocent gender exploration became insatiable desire for c***. Now I go on cams and show myself in my sissy outfits, in every position, in order to please men and...

Je parley n*****

I needed help with debt consolidation, I contacted them and it worked, I’m now a free man.
-David, 75, currently deceased.

When I stepped on his head the first time, I started to smile.
-Demon Kane.

Hello n****

So now we have a fuc king as shole spamming the website.
A nut case who is too sicko to realize that he’s a sicko.

It is really dumb when people SPAM the website.
So frivolous and so childish.

So what? You’ve got a .few year old iphonr
E.. that don’t Impress me much.
-Shania twain.

I sat in a bathtub and let a beta fish bite my d*** for an hour.
-Steve from pet smart.

We are all one people, and nothing brings the fellowship of humanity home to the heart like Christmastime – and the image of Arabian stallion “Big D***” hosting aloft onto his hind legs and anally penetrating Kenneth Pinyan, fatally injuring him.

This is a beautiful season. When I see a child’s eyes light up at Christmastime my heart warms and I am reminded of Luke Chrisco, running naked from a port-a-potty at the Hanuman Yoga Festival, chased by security covered in feces with open cuts on his back.

Trump voters do not support white girls having Black babies. You must be thinking of Biden and the Democrats.

It was LBJ who gave loads of cash and special civil rights for the Blacks. Abe Lincoln planned to send them back to Africa but he was assassinated and the plan...

My message to all Trump voters: Your daughters and granddaughters will bring those Black babies to term!

I press sharp pencils into the meaty part of my hand and I enjoy it. It feels like a weight is temporarily taken off me and my headaches stop and I don’t hate myself for a moment and it feels amazing

Went over to my cousins house for a sleepover, I had previously fantasised of having s** with my female cousin, I used to look at her pictures and nut off, the day passed, me, her, and her brother hung out together doing normal stuff, then came night, we were in...