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For F*CKSAKES!
Got my Santa suit all soaked going to work this morning in the rain 🌧
Now I smell like mold, must, and alcohol.
Good thing I’ve got this bottle of whiskey to sip on while I work

Mall Santa Claus FML

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Your throat will collapse when I fill it full of Christmas presents, and MY B******** DICKKKK

Ghetto Santa Claus

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5 years

You saw people werent wearing masks at that concert and you chose to do the job anyways. Metalgeqds arent exactly known for being hygienic afterall. You deserve this. Youre an a****** amd i hate you and im so glsd you got covid. I havent been this happy in years Mustache...

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5 years

Im only paying half though since you arent in a position to negotiate and id rsther you move in with me. Thats 300 dollars for a 30 minute video or one night with you. Have a merry Christmas! Haha.

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5 years

See what the vaccine does.. prime example this guy’s brain is eggs. Probably was a lady before the prick of a needle, turn her into a Muppet.

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5 years

It’s amazing watching you fall apart, how scared of death you are. How you’re vaccine might not work. Diduget a booster now your out celebrating while sick. We all die, Don’t be such a b****!

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5 years

And if you dont want to date me Siren, you could always do some s** work for me. I get the feeling youre gonna need that money. Hah! No matter what, I win. This is great. There really IS a god. I either get you back ot im eventually gonna...

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5 years

You hear that Siren? Youre not reading anything i write! That means if you get mad at me for laughing st your man for getting covid even though it was preventablr, ill just play dumb and ask you what you were talking about. I will never admit to a crime...

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5 years

He’s lame. Is he a female to male transexual?

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5 years

Merry Christmas and happy new years to everyone! That p************ is gonna die from covid. There is a god! I win! Siren is either gonna have to come crawling back to me or die alone! Hah! Justice! Best christmas gift ive ever recieved, and i got a brand new car...

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5 years

Hey siren piss man, I can bet you a million dollars she doesn’t even think about you. You want some p****? Stop being one and move on to someone that likes you back. Also try not to be so f****** desperate lol. I bet you are one of those sad...

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5 years

How’d you get all that stuffed into 3 sizes smaller of jeans? Lard legs.

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5 years

Im tired , I just want to sleep

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5 years

You talk to much, 😎 for better hallway vision.

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5 years

I don’t speak retard, you stupid fat f***. This could of been avoided by not being dumb a** s***.

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5 years

Orry im drunk but im celebrsting

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5 years

This could gave been avoided you dumb fat f***. You shouldve handed the girl over to me instead of being forced to get the plague tobmake ends meet. I dint hsvr to leave the house to get money. Im niminating you for a darwin award bucko. Youll get it if...

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5 years

So you’re not hiding on an anonymous message board? 🤔 how many time did you’re mom (WWE SLAM!) your simple a** on the soft spot of your head?

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5 years

Plastic surgery could help you not look ugly, it’s a gamble.. but we know your gay for pay.

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5 years

Finally that arrogant creepy fart-huffing fat atheist cocksucker gets to eat his just desserts. And i didnt even have to lift a funger! Thanks god! I believe again!

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5 years

“All it takes is a small handful of infected chucklefucks without masks to turn all the vaccinated and masked people into inert carriers. I hope you don’t have any friends or family you care about who are unvaccinated Siren, because if they get covid and die that’s your fault. Oh...

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5 years

” You can never complain about me being a bad person again since you’re willingly contributing to a super spreader siren. You’re a bad person for going to a concert before the vaccine rate is over 90 percent. Your boyfriend’s job and your happiness are not more important than public...

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5 years

Yeah you are, and you love it.

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5 years

God, the univese, nature, whatever you want to call it, is punishing you and rewarding me because i am right. You are standing in defiance of our divine destiny fatman, and you will be smited as the wicked silver tongued trickster you are. Balance is being restored, Mustache Cash Stash....

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5 years

Make my f****** day. It’ll be the worst mistake you’ll make in your entire life. If anyone’s scared, it’s you, you f****** coward. I’m not the one hiding.

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5 years

You dug you’re own grave, you’re family is kicking the dirt back in. They must not care since they are the only one’s who could stop the endless nightmare you live

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5 years

So much power. Yawn i don’t need to threaten someone who stinks of fear, that grows daily. You’re fucked.

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5 years

Face me yourself or I’ll bury you.

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5 years

And don’t f****** threaten me coward, if I go down, I’m sending someone to the morgue.

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5 years

My words are shapest sword or softest silk. Theres no imitating me. But….You already know this, don’t you, young aspiring writer? Ive written volumes hundreds of pages thick about you already. I intend to write hundreds more. Do tell me, will it be a happy ending, or a tragedy, my...

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5 years

Oh you’ll be getting some interesting visits.

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5 years

I can assure you, I’ve thought of every possible reason NOT to love you, and I still do, more than ever. If you cant see that, it’s your night, sunshine.

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5 years

The Disney movie, “The Descendant’s” movie is cursed. It’s real. The movie trilogy is cursed, and it needs to be cancelled off the air. Mishap and Tragedy occurred before the movie is aired and it happened to over a hundred people, including the ones in the Disney Channel staff. The...

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5 years

Thats what i thought.

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5 years

Whether you choose to battle me with wit, subterfuge, or cruelty Siren, just know that you are horribly outmatched against me. I have all the power that actually matters. Youre a fish on my line, and i always know the perfect bait to reel you back in. If anyone is...

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5 years

If anyones not on the square and level its you babe. Projecting much? I see right through you. Ive got your number. Youre a coward, through and through.

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5 years

bang a chang- a- lang you, now dead.

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5 years

“Heavy humid night, corner of Park and Main
Cast that first glance: your smile, my veins
At maximum capacity, blood pumping so fast
My girl, if looks gave heart attacks
The dangerous men in the shadows were like an audience, and even the meanest among them...

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5 years

Call me pringles buttercup because YOU KNOW once you pop you just wont stop.

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5 years

She wants me to tie her up and put my finger in her mouth but she hates me.

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5 years

Every year I find less and less reasons to be alive.

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5 years

I would love to take this somewhere more private. But she refuses. Yell at her.

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