You hear that Mustache Cash Stash? I’m saying that if you were broke and didn’t own property, you’d have no chance in hell of dating that Siren. She may claim she’s not interested in you because of your success, but I guarantee that the second your money dries up, so...

Wishing your name would pop up on my phone. It’s only been a day since we texted and I am missing you.

That venomous dramatics post was me talking to myself. I have undiagnosed dissasociative identity disorder if you hadn’t picked up on that. Most people don’t until they’re on Johnny’s bad side. See Im Johnny right now, but the other me, hes great. Hes a f****** model human being. Hes all...

I’m done discussing my evil plans out loud and cyberbullying cripples who wont f*** me. Goodbye Simply Confess. Im gonna find a new outlet for my evil that doesnt impact my ability to get laid.

-Count Johnny Garcia XVI

Imagine having a vocabulary wider than an ap english teacher and still using slurs and curse words every other word. Thats my life. Imagine having a 6 inch c*** and being selfless in the bedroom and romantic as f***, and no chick wants to go anywhere near you. Thats my...

God I really do sound like a bad comic book villain from the 40s don’t I? I need to find a new character to play.

Im suicidal, lets do this! Ima go straight for the kill on whoever comes at me. You better be packing heat. You better not give me a chance to move. I been looking for a reason! FINALLY! GIMME BLOOD! I hope its who I think it is…brother… Im assuming youll...

No I’m not. You may take me out, but at least 1 of you is going to the hospital.

THe only one who gets hurt is YOU.
YOU deserve to get hurt. You are going to get hurt.

Now f*** off before someone gets hurt.

Consider me defeated. You have won. Here’s what you won:

Im not gonna hurt her if shes not even f****** with me. In fact Im gonna feel guilty about that for the rest of my life. Im deleting my entire pornstash, Im going nofap again, and Im staying off the...

Way to waste a s*** ton of my time. If shes not here then she didnt need to suffer.

You made your point, I’ll back off. Especially since shes not even here. You almost got multiple people killed twice. I should gut you, but I wont.

You already cost me everything. If you cost me anything else, ill have your head on a pike fatty. Its your fault that I tormented her. I needed an outlet after what you did to me.

I dont give a single f***. I dont need anyone. And I know exactly who you are. Your resting b**** face comes through in your typing.

Its hilarious that you think I’m her but you’ll never know who it really is. Many people know everything that you’ve done.
Some men are such pussies they can’t handle the backlash from their own actions. If you don’t want to be called out for being a s***** person...

Also im bluffing you dumb junky w****. Theres no way in helll id get away with uploading all those feet pics without getting caught at this point. Im not that stupid. The fbi is watxhing me. I cant do s*** at this point Siren. Im just havung fun kicking you...

Im not concerned. If i go down im taking someone with me.

You’re fucked.

You’re off the hook Siren. I have much bigger problems to deal with. This is the like the best thing that could happen for you. Stay safe wench. I’ll remember you in hell.

Your art is my p********** , siren. Cutting that siren’s black heart out and feeding it to her boyfreinds.
Hi Siren. I hope you know that this will end badly for everyone involved unless I get some sort of consolation from The Siren. Whether that be emotional or s*****...

the Siren noise sells it like eddie murphy. Im glad u liked that name. why always post the same video thats not me? im sure u can find one of me getting creampied by thicc shebeef. Oh SIREN

The reason none of your friends have a problem with your n***** Siren is because they’re all lonely, h****, and touching themselves to your pictures. Why would anyone complain about a Siren like you? They’re too bush crashing into rocks.

i simped for Siren head ✌️
Oh Siren.

You have 18 hours left

Every time a loud motorcycle drives by, it reminds me the sound of an air raid Siren and my heart stops for a split second and I freeze. All for you SIREN! Others think it’s weird and I have to deal with it by myself. Oh Siren.

Holy s*** that actually sounds like something id write to her. Not bad!

To Siren: We don’t know if god is real or for that matter if he is even the good guy. Think about it. We only have one book.
Me: You can believe whatever you like and I’m good with that, but:- Siren.
The Bible was written 600 years...

You don’t believe in fate, I guess. I’m not sure what I believe in. I’m of two minds, but it’s not the logical one that’s in control. I hate to admit that, I really do. No matter how obvious it is.

I’m trying to better myself in certain ways. Engage...

There’s nothing better than taking a s*** with Siren. The opening of the bowels; the expulsion of feces; the relief of pressure as a heavy volume of s*** bursts through the narrow sphincter; the sudden offensive stench that hits like a bomb siren; the rising from the toilet to inspect...

I’m a South African guy, bragging I guess.

This is about being the other man and another Christmas alone with Siren.

When I first met Siren she was in first year at the University of Pretoria. She is drop dead gorgeous, a real siren but comes across as reserved in...

And by the way Siren, I know you dont owe me s***. Thats WHY IM BLACKMAILING YOU TO GET WHAT I WANT.

Siren is the embodiment of obsessive tendencies and projections..he only gives her such a name because he believes in this entity that he created and that she is barring him from bliss and happiness. Siren is a well chosen moniker..a mermaid that leads men to peril. It makes him feel...

Yeah i dont cqre Siren. Im gonna get mine and f*** everybody else. Everybody has abandoned me, rejected me, and refused to f*** me so im gonna take it out on women in general. Im gonna film girls on the toilet without their knowledge. Im gonna r*** hikers at knifepoint....

Oh Siren. I’m so in love with a girl who is most likely straight. She was the opening act at a concert. It was love at first sight, I saw her up there and immediately felt a connection. I could stare and listen to her sing for hours, she was...

Cmon, be a good little junkie w**** and I wont expose you.

Just piss your p****** in the bathtub already b****, or im taking you to footfag city.

Damn old hag, are you EVER EVER EVER going to get a life??

If you can cater to foot fags you can cater to your best friends pee fetish.

I like the drums.