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Internet Memes & Shitposting:

The so called phrase
“Gütersloher Boyz Gang” mainly appears on internet forums, anonymous confession boards, or joke websites.
Users often post fake promotional flyers or ironic statements—such as claiming the “gang” is providing security for fictional techno parties or bragging about dominating the local rap scene.

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Big log in men’s room toilet. Left by a non flusher.

Turdspotter 704

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Last week my aunty Vivian visited. I love netlike my own mom. How about a bath before lunch? She asked? Sure I said . I’ma 13 yr old girl but aunty does a “special” bath . Sometimes my mommy is in the room and sometimes Billy my step brother. O just close my eyes and enjoy. She fills the hot tub and I get in. Here sweetie. Sit on this soft seat. It only left my Fanny in a little water. She started at my feet. She knew I was ticklish and went slowly teeen each toe. Since my legs were spread open she slipped her soapy hands up my thighs to cup my peepee. Have to per sweetie? No aunty. Back to my feet. I loved her soapy hands on my feet. My peeee got all tingly. I dawmy little t****** n****** getting stiff snd rubbed my palms over my breasts. Your toes marking your. Peepee tingle a little? I’m hummed I said. Take a deep breath and hold it. I did so. Hrrr soapy hands on my slid up my leg, scratched my thigh a little, slid onto my peepee and quickly plunged up into my peepee hole. The hot hard pain speared my brain. Oooooowwweewwe I yelled.i lookkedddoen to see blood in the water. Auntys finger was deep inside my peepee hole. She was moving her finger in and out and out. O more pain. She them washed my t******, my Fanny, and I stood to dry. She held me close and whispered to me. Now your peepee is worth gold seeetie. Lots of gold.

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Sorry, I didn’t mean to step on your head with my foot
STOMP!

Demon Kane

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Only one child in ten has had s** in a Tesla.

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A Jewish mobster murdered the supposed assassin of the most anti-Zionist president in history and we’re still debating whether or not there was a conspiracy 60 years later.

We’re easy marks.

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It’s much better not getting woken up to go to the toilet. Love Chloe xx

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I just had my 3rd night without my bedwetting alarm and I feel so much better. I’m less tired and I’m happier. Love Chloe xx

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Hey TROLL. Try to keep your posts consistent in timing. Nor more than five minutes between each one.

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murder most marpled

Agatha Christie
Agatha Christie would write one mystery novel after another without pause until her arms ached.

She was diagnosed with Marple tunnel syndrome.

Ten little Injuns standin’ in a line,
One toddled home and then there were nine.

Nine little Injuns swingin’ on...

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SO ANGRY AT PAYPAL AND AFTERPAY TRYING TO MAKE ME A S***** GIRL AND MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A FRAUD WHEN IT WAS THEM NOT PAYING THE BILLS ON TIME WITH THE BANK LINK UP. REALLY SICK OF ALL THIS SCAM ONLINE. READY TO THROW IN THE COMPUTER AND ALREADY...

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The voices in my head are doing Blitzkrieg to take over my mind from me

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So many voices in my head it’s like a community centre in here

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They think you are an alien

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I have a craving for trolling
THE DEMENTED PARACYTE.

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Secrets qnon = taken down.
Raw confessions = taken down.
This is the last place for sickos to hangout like you

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You belong in a mental ward, yes you.

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Sites like this are ruined because of the mentally ill. There are few confessions sites left because they are spammed with garbage by the demented, as you can see. Parasites always destroy they host and then complain that they have no where to go.

This post has been PROVEN to...

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The Troll is a LIAR!
“Good news is you never gotta deal with me again.”
AND yet he’s BACK AGAIN!
He is both crazy and a LIAR!

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I have a parasite in my head that speaks to me

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We got him, send a clean up crew to 6A there is a bit of a mess

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Heading to 6A. We have a crew coming up the main staircase to catch him

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Was ist nicht das Original

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I must confess, I hate every single last Indian

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TRIGGER ALERT!! Sites like this are ruined because of the mentally ill. There are few confessions sites left because they are spammed with garbage by the demented, as you can see. Parasites always destroy they host and then complain that they have no where to go. That’s why they troll....

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2 years

TV Programmm: tonight | Venom 3

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TV Programmm: tonight | 1950s Christmas cartoons

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Question, why do you Young black niggars always need to be in groups and cover your face? Scared of being alone and being a man? I have no patience for black men

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I must confess I do not like young black niggars

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When it’s summer break, winter break, or really any kind of holiday. I’m not happy because I don’t have school, im happy because I can skip as many meals as I want without worrying about my stomach grumbling in class and making people worried. 2025 goal? A meal a day....

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any other gooners on here?

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I had a secual encounter with my uncle

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Janet you f****** snobby c***. f*** u and your stupid family.

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I know it’s childish to wet my bed but it’s better than waking up all the time. Love Chloe xx

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Washing my sheets and my pyjamas is a lot easier than getting woken up all the time to go to the toilet. Love Chloe xx

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I’ve left my bedwetting alarm off for 2 nights now and I feel much better not getting up to pee. Love Chloe xx

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I had a neighbor growing up, who was an absolute alcoholic. She would come home from work already tipsy and then would continue to drink until she passed out. She used to have a dog she would leave outside that would bark and bark. When I heard this dog barking,...

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I work for a company that largely employed by women. I would say probably a good 80% that I work with is women and mostly older women in there 50s to 70s. We have a small gym down downstairs in the basement of our office building. Most of these women...

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Sites like this are ruined because of the mentally ill. There are few confessions sites left because they are spammed with garbage by the demented, as you can see. Parasites always destroy they host and then complain that they have no where to go.

This post has been PROVEN to...

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2 years

“Good news is you never gotta deal with me again.”
AND yet he’s BACK AGAIN!
He is both crazy and a LIAR!

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Europe should only accept white immigrants.

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I spent my dad’s inheritance on hookers and debt in Las Vegas

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Individually weak, strength in numbers
(The alliance of straight gay males)

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Hamburg has the best hookers

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