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F*CK MY LIFE BITTCH
first day of work since Easter, now I’m the goddammm mall Santa for another fuckinn year.
Been at this shitt since 2014 at Promenade mall

Mall Santa Claus FML

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Shank ya in da neck with a candy cane 🔪

Evil Santa claus

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you’ll never have love because you’re too interested in being right.

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The COVID vax is like wearing a seatbelt and having airbags on a car. It’s like wearing an oven mitt when getting your lasagna out the oven.

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Everything that you say sounds sweet, sour me
But that sugar rots your teeth, now you can’t speak
You couldn’t get another dollar outta me, uh uh
You couldn’t get another dollar outta me, uh uh

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You are useless to me.

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5 years

I finally lost my virginity.

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5 years

I think they need to rename this site Simply Abnormal.

None of you are right in the head.

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5 years

What’s the big deal? …A vaccination ISN’T a “cure”…. It’s creepy how they keep pushing this.

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5 years

just cause you’re so f****** perfect, straight teeth nice as f****** smile perfectly in shape doesn’t mean you can leave me like that you f****** d***. hope you f****** die for doing what you did. get run over by a f****** van and have your blood spill all over the...

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5 years

Lol I had a guy not contact me for over a month and randomly contact me – that means they don’t respect you and are only using u for validation and attention. If u think that person doesn’t know ur into them, you’re dead wrong. They know and that’s part...

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5 years

Anywhere and everywhere it’s the same thing. Same with any ruins or problems or anywhere where there’s a lot of b*******. Men should all go f*** each other and get aids and drop dead. honestly. they’re all mentally diseased and inferior (and blaming others for their own diseased heads and...

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Ava. From the time I met you 15 years ago, you’ve brought so much joy and happiness to my life. I can’t believe what a wonderful person you are. I feel that wave of calm you talk about, and I know it’s brought about by your love. Your healing power...

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5 years

Before and during the pandemic I helped so many people, some on the verge of suicide that I lost count. And in dealing with everyones issues or problems I just want someone consistently loving & stable & reliable to come home to I can cuddle, kiss and watch movies with...

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5 years

Ugly ugly ugly, fat, out of shape, you don’t even practice good skincare, diet, no job, a burnout, don’t even read, learn, no ambitions, no education, omg. And you think you can get with an educated woman who makes good money, takes care of herself, and is genetically gifted? b****...

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5 years

Ruth b**** is,a tramp elizabeth b*** is a midget tramp

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I heard Prestonian has been blowing his Pastor for years in exchange for two Big Bufords and a chocolate shake after church every Sunday for a decade strong. Alabaman mens love of each other’s jism is what led to the creation of the renowned Alabama White BBQ sauce

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Burn every handicapp off thee face of thee earth hang them from theenevk till there necks crack burn there bodies up

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5 years

Sometimes whenever my boyfriend calls me, we mute ourselves because we’re both going to sleep. But I only mute myself so I could m********* at the thought of him f****** me violently, and he has absolutely no idea.

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5 years

Im sick of losing people I care about to addictions. You’re breaking my heart kid. You’re lucky I owe you one.

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5 years

I can help you get better, but I can’t force you to. Believe me, I’ve tried every persuasion and intimidation tactic I know. I’ll leave your puppet show alone since it’s an outlet for you and you’re only hurting yourself at this point.

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5 years

Be like a river, always move forward, even when you fall. Cut a path through life. A small spark of determination could transform you into a wildfire if you nurse the flame at all costs. Goodnight dummie.

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5 years

If youre not happy, why are you still doing the same self destructive b******* that led you here. There’s a much easier way to be happy. Change. Put one foot in front of the other and decide you deserve to be happy and good and free to start over. Just...

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5 years

I fantasize about having s** with Lola Bunny and Minerva Mink.

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5 years

I fantasize about having s** with my mom and my aunt. Sometimes at the same time

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5 years

The only reason I didn’t turn you in is because you watch my twitch streams. Feels less lonely playing games when you watch me. Have a goodnight. Take care of yourself first.

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5 years

That’s a lie. You love your pills and booze and your f****** public image more than you could ever love me. I don’t think you’re even emotionally capable of romantic love. And your s***** obsession with me is useless but inoffensive to me when I’m not getting anything out of...

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5 years

You are still number one with me

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5 years

The difference between you is you were my number 1 obsession and I’m only third in line for you. Now I’m no longer obsessed with you, I just pity you and fear for your safety.

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5 years

If only I had a brain ..

I could while away the hours
Conferrin’ with the flowers,
Consulting with the rain;
And my head I’d be a scratchin’
While my thoughts are busy hatchin’
If I only had a brain.

I’d unravel ev’ry riddle for...

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5 years

Flossing is SO important. Please remember to floss. I’ve spent over 5 grand on just fillings. HOrrible. Save yourself the money and FLOSS & brush & mouthwash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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5 years

The Seattle area has basically legalized glory holes and they are in every adult bookstore. Used to be that the cops would shake those places down but not anymore.

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5 years

More than 7 million people worldwide were murdered because of the chinese bioterrorism and retarded fugly panshape zipperheads with many more innocent lives that get murdered each year by the chinese along with their pathetic gross and insane animal abuse and now billions of people are mourning their dead loved...

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5 years

Its even more lovlier …that you obsess and adore and constantly write home …about me. You are the most beautiful and adorable guy …like ever 😍😘😇

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5 years

it’s sweet you take the time to come here and write about me. . : ) even now.

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5 years

CHINESE UGLY INCEL AUTISTIC RETARD DERANGED DELUSIONAL DETACHED P*** SCHIZO RETARD (LIKE ACCORDING TO CENSUS ALL INCELS) NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING...

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5 years

Hi. 💛

What do you think will happen to us after death? … Many are convinced that they will go to heaven because they are “a good person”. The truth is, each of us will stand before Jesus one day and have to answer for their life and He...

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5 years

Meow

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5 years

If youre not gonna get better, and you’re not gonna throw the dog a bone, then im shutting you down.

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5 years

If you feel a wave of peace, know it is my love. ~Ava

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5 years

You lost your shitposting privileges until Wednesday.

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5 years

Can’t post this on my personal account.

I’ve know I (An adult female) was Bi a long time now. But today everything hit me like a brick for just how big I am. Lol

I have been making Siri and Google assistant call me Daddy for YEARS now.

I...

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