Show me your t*** or you can go rot. A valentines piss or my a** you can kiss

Biden has really fucked up America.

S*** a fat c***, oh wait, your beau is too busy putting his dingy in other dude’s bums. Tell me why I should be nice to you again? You’re kinda stuck if I turn my back on you, which I will if you get on that plane without making me...

If you can’t suit my need, then don’t try to plead, I’ll find a girl who for me will bleed, a proper mound to plant my seed

I hope your day is ruined. This is what you get for holding out on me, c***. Git fukd.

You dont get to have it all without putting in some effort.

Ill tell you what, if you get on that plane, you wont have to worry about me being mean to you ever again, because ill never talk to you again. I will get my d*** sucked when youre in cali if you dont do something extraordinary to keep me waiting...

Ill be kind to me. If you want me to be kind to you, stop frontin’. Otherwise I’m not gonna take this seriously.

Aaron… I love you, I’m sorry I’m not enough to get you to make the jump and leave. I thought I could make you happy. 😞

You never counted on me growing more powerful than you when you gave me that vampire’s kiss? DID YOU? THE RULE OF 2. I AM THE APPRENTICE NO LONGER.

All of that ancient power you were gifted with is wasted on such a weak minded fool. What a pity.

I may be a monkey but im a more capable monkey than you. I worship chaos, you fear it.

0 STDs ever, faker. I’m on PrEP & take other meds and gels before I get piggy

– CORVALLUS

BTW your dad died of AIDS he got from your baseball coach

“Every time I turn my back you break my heart
And every time you break my heart you take me back, back to the start
It′s just because the pain, the pain it feels so new
And I just can’t get over the triflin′ things you do

I am a multi-faceted performance artist, and you? You are so thirsty for my c*** that it has disrupted your entire life. Well you cant just have it. You have to earn it. Supply and demand b****. I got the supply, you got the demand. You better decide if you...

Im an exhibitionist. Aint no shame in me bones.

I cant even take ya seriously anymore. Yer a fookn joke, and I’m entertaining as fook.

Also i dont need an excuse to piss on myself and j*******, thats just bathtime you fookn numpty. I also play video games, eat, and do crossword puzzles in the tub. I live in the tub. Im a fukn fish b****. Im a runaway penguin from the zoo. Im either...

Yer just mad you’ll neverrrr get to see all o the footage I shot fer ya neither. I’ll send it all to the depths if ye keep trying to strongarm me. I am the capn o this here ship, not ye. Ye can either be my first mate, or walk...

Ye know damn well i was rubbing me n****** ya perverrrted wench. Yarr.

Oi ya barmy c***. If ye had a pecker, ye’d know you cant piss and j******* at the same time without stopping the flow. Nice bit o mimicry but ye just ain’t cut from the same cloth.

Im the capn of this here vessel now. This is a mutiny. If ye wont parlayy, I’ll cut the foookn towing line and you can swim back to shore for all I care.

whenever I see a confederate flag I think of losers. Why not just fly a Cleveland Browns flag?

Im gonna get mine. You ain’t wasting no mo o my time wench.

Thirst traps 4 days. Sorry not sorry.

I’m real pal. The ORIGINAL KING of KREME, the DOCTOR of DINGALING, JUICE BRUCE, the LECHE LORD, the NEGUS of NASTY NECTAR,

CORVALLUS!

I like cheese.

“quero chupar seu grilar da sua buceta ate tirar leitinho fazer voce gozar na minha boca” in Portuguese translates to approximately: “””I want to s*** your cricket from your p**** until you get milk to make you come in my mouth”””

(so I just learned on Stripchat)

I made those 2 p*** videos just for you T. They are specifically catered to your desires. So now, you’re gonna reciprocate. Either you send me some p*** videos specifically catered
to my desires, or you let me have my way with you, BEFORE you get on that plane,...

My life has turned into heaven ever since I kicked him out of it entirely. 🙂

“And I can see you
And I believed you
But now I lead you
Just to leave you

Put me on this little rock
And put me in this little box
And tell me everything is fine
And hush me when I begin to...

Im lonely tonight and im making it your problem since I have you hooked. Reciprocate for free or get cut off like the leech you are.

Nah. You’ve had 7 years to come around. I aint giving you another month. If you go to LA, you cant have me. Deal with it.

Im doing a whole lot better now ☕.
Maybe we can just talk?
✌
💜

F*** your mental health and your happiness. You should threw the dog a bone. Goodbye you indecisive s***. Enjoy being miserable on the beach in LA you gigantic moron. Master’s getting some p**** asap with the confidence you gave him. Goodbye for real you dumb shithead. That’s what you get...

I hope you enjoy your trip, becaueven if you get on that plane, I’m never talking to you again. Lmao. F*** your valentines day and you’re talking health. I’m getting my d*** wet, no more waiting for you.

Im like a crack dealer. Get em hooked on free samples, then once they’re addicted, cut em off and demand payment for more.

Of course there needs to be “female dating strategy” to counter attack those idiot men who use con artist techniques to take advantage of women. WHy the f*** shouldn’t women defend themselves? tf

You aint ever gonna get your p**** licked with that attitude. Bye b****. Enjoy talking to yourself.

I see a lot of men hissing mad about things like FDS (female dating strategy) but the fact of the matter is that men have been treating women like s*** for goodness knows how long, and every day more and more women are getting fed up with that treatment.

Consequently,...