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Ill crush your skull and make soup out of it if you get in my way

Demon Kane

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How many souls has the devil gained on Halloween night?

Demon Kane

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I think I’m becoming an alcoholic. Or maybe I already am. Didn’t realize it until tonight, but I don’t even recall the last day I didn’t have a drink. I don’t always get drunk (mainly because my tolerance is so high) but I always drink. I’m fairly certain I could...

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5 years

i solely believe i will never be able to feel love and ever feel normal in my life.

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5 years

ROFL 976 lines!! But they weren’t really party lines here, they were straight up P******** like 976-F***. P******** operator was a good job for an 18 year old.

But I was a child in the 80s man, i definitely wasn’t driving anything but Virage carts at Malibu Grand Prix.

–...

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5 years

<3 I'm learning, slowly. Thanks for having the patience of a saint. At least I ain't spinning my wheels no more.

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a truth
5 years

She likes to watch me play video games. I don’t understand it, but I rather enjoy it. It’s been a big help in my recovery.

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5 years

Tldr: We are ex-best friends who have both been secretly cyber-stalking and lusting over each other off and on for years while we thought the other one hated us. A match made in hell. Thats my kind of girl, just as loopy as I am.

213 Views
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5 years

Thats not a poem. Those are the lyrics to Closer by Nine Inch Nails. Im posting song lyrics for my bonny lass who’s got a mind for music and lyrics. illbjjb

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5 years

Oh well. Thanks for the diversion ya lovely lass. Back to the ol’ grind.

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5 years

I wish more than anything that you’d choose me. That you’d take the chance on me. I can promise that you won’t regret it. I can promise that each night when you close your eyes, you’ll know just how amazing and loved you are. I want to spend my life...

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5 years

I’m obsessed with playing the game. I just can’t quit. I love feeling wanted and desired. It’s my drug.

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5 years

Oh well. Cant fault a fella for asking politely. Wish I had done that in the first place.

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5 years

Your t****** are motherfucking sublime, just like the rest of ya. Aphrodite herself would be jealous of your booty.

271 Views
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5 years

My c*** aint nothing special, you like the s*** beast attached to it.

118 Views
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5 years

honestly, why the f*** do you even like me. I’m a p************ honestly. Plus you keep on telling me you love me and that I should hurry up and like you back, or that I should break up with my partner of MONTHS for you when you block me weekly...

374 Views
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5 years

KILL ALL MEN AND ABORT ALL MALE FETUSES FOR THEY’RE ALL THAT’S EVER BEEN WRONG WITH THIS WORLD AND ONLY BROUGH SHAME AND S*** STAIN ON HUMANITY AND RETARDATION AND NASY B******* AND BOTHER AND BURDEN AND RUINS TO THIS WORLD! MEN ARE INFERIOR CREEPY FREAKS THAT ARE THE RESULT...

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5 years

Hey men,
KILL YOURSELVES. The world has no need for you shithead cocksucking cockobssessed retarded parasite YX freak shits with your terrorism and fugly hairy disgusting bodies of s***.
That’s all.
Gfy and kys.
Sincerely
_ all sane people on this planet
KILL ALL...

276 Views
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5 years

If a woman’s v***** is loosened up, it means she’s turned on and comfortable with you. If that p**** is super tight, you’re not doing enough foreplay and probably hurting her. If you b**** out a woman for having a loose v***** when you have s**, congratulations, you just told...

153 Views
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5 years

My husband farts all the time. Totally rancid. Sometimes he panics he s*** himself while farting. Well, today was that day. I watched him hobble out of our bedroom s*** dribbling down his legs and plopping all over our floor. And then he casually cleaned it with a wet paper...

117 Views
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5 years

It’s not a “her” dumb a**.

It’s an ugly man obviously with severe mental problems. That’s not normal.

147 Views
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5 years

Legalise mushrooms. They are the bee’s knees.

148 Views
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5 years

Male feminist do not exist, and so many females worship men that very few female feminist actually exist.

158 Views
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5 years

my hysterical insecure always threatening a breakup when he “sees something he doesn’t condone” bf wants me to post him on social media. he’s gotta be kidding, why would I bring my social circle into your drama?

293 Views
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5 years

Sorry it’s taking so long to finish,, but This s*** is really testing me. I dig it. My brain gave me a massive hit of dopamine after I put that m*********** down.

140 Views
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5 years

F****** lich got me heated.

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5 years

CHINESE UGLY INCEL AUTISTIC RETARD DERANGED DELUSIONAL DETACHED P*** SCHIZO RETARD (LIKE ACCORDING TO CENSUS ALL INCELS) NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING...

372 Views
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5 years

i really want to f****** die but i can’t tell anyone without them thinking i’m just being “edgy”

119 Views
a truth
5 years

Back in high school I knew this black girl . Her name was Lola Mitchell with b******** boobies . She knew . One day she walked up and said hey I heard it’s birthday . I replied yes . She said stop on over sometime and I’ll have a birthday...

377 Views
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5 years

You’re a dumb fat, hypocritical b****.

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5 years

God curses you all who are posting using our name.

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5 years

If I wanted to bugchase fake me, I’d get off PrEP and head to 321 Slammer.

Also N-itis is eating too much and falling asleep.

Simply,

Corvallus

309 Views
a truth
5 years

eisob post gula amar nahhh. ough

476 Views
a truth
5 years

One time I called into work because my sister had been shot. One of the managers tried to m*********** in still.. I said no and I was fired. A week later the main manager called me back to rehire me. Two months later the manager who fired me, her 19...

359 Views
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5 years

There used to be this man, at Longacres, and he would always buy every combination comprising horses 1-3-6-9 every race.

It was rather comical, but he couldn’t help but win once in a while.

172 Views
a truth
5 years

i want to s*** a hot mans toes

361 Views
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5 years

That wasnt me talking s*** about narcissism. I been grinding levels for 3 hours.

341 Views
a truth
5 years

My day drinking while working from home is out of control

177 Views
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5 years

These useless Rappers and the mindless mentality thought . Every rapper that passes away during any reason . From being shot are a drug overdose . Their put on a pedestal and made into a living legend . Is this due from the lack of a proper education ?

181 Views
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5 years

I legitimately have DID and multiple personalities – no, I’m not an attention seeker. I’ve kept all this to myself because it’s bizarre as f*** and not very obvious to other people.

187 Views
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5 years

I’m 53 . My breasts are magnificent. I’m mature , and yes they aren’t as purkey as they used to be . But full and soft they are . I’m blessed with..peachy pink nips.

I might not look 25 anymore . But I can still rock a bed like...

254 Views
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5 years

Tawnie annalise Marble, I never asked to hear about your s** life. Rub it in my face again and I’ll hang your f****** daughter. That will teach you to never f*** with me again.

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