You came home for the first time in 2 years and didnt bother to contact me. Our friendship is done.

Hey guys! My name is Preston and for quite a long time now I have been sitting back behind the bleachers while reading testimonials, tips, crazy ideas, etc., of the lives of Bug Chasers. In the time that I have done this there are two major things that truly impressed...

I think I’m becoming an alcoholic. Or maybe I already am. Didn’t realize it until tonight, but I don’t even recall the last day I didn’t have a drink. I don’t always get drunk (mainly because my tolerance is so high) but I always drink. I’m fairly certain I could...

i solely believe i will never be able to feel love and ever feel normal in my life.

ROFL 976 lines!! But they weren’t really party lines here, they were straight up P******** like 976-F***. P******** operator was a good job for an 18 year old.

But I was a child in the 80s man, i definitely wasn’t driving anything but Virage carts at Malibu Grand Prix.

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<3 I'm learning, slowly. Thanks for having the patience of a saint. At least I ain't spinning my wheels no more.

She likes to watch me play video games. I don’t understand it, but I rather enjoy it. It’s been a big help in my recovery.

Tldr: We are ex-best friends who have both been secretly cyber-stalking and lusting over each other off and on for years while we thought the other one hated us. A match made in hell. Thats my kind of girl, just as loopy as I am.

Thats not a poem. Those are the lyrics to Closer by Nine Inch Nails. Im posting song lyrics for my bonny lass who’s got a mind for music and lyrics. illbjjb

Oh well. Thanks for the diversion ya lovely lass. Back to the ol’ grind.

I wish more than anything that you’d choose me. That you’d take the chance on me. I can promise that you won’t regret it. I can promise that each night when you close your eyes, you’ll know just how amazing and loved you are. I want to spend my life...

I’m obsessed with playing the game. I just can’t quit. I love feeling wanted and desired. It’s my drug.

Oh well. Cant fault a fella for asking politely. Wish I had done that in the first place.

Your t****** are motherfucking sublime, just like the rest of ya. Aphrodite herself would be jealous of your booty.

My c*** aint nothing special, you like the s*** beast attached to it.

honestly, why the f*** do you even like me. I’m a p************ honestly. Plus you keep on telling me you love me and that I should hurry up and like you back, or that I should break up with my partner of MONTHS for you when you block me weekly...

KILL ALL MEN AND ABORT ALL MALE FETUSES FOR THEY’RE ALL THAT’S EVER BEEN WRONG WITH THIS WORLD AND ONLY BROUGH SHAME AND S*** STAIN ON HUMANITY AND RETARDATION AND NASY B******* AND BOTHER AND BURDEN AND RUINS TO THIS WORLD! MEN ARE INFERIOR CREEPY FREAKS THAT ARE THE RESULT...

Hey men,
KILL YOURSELVES. The world has no need for you shithead cocksucking cockobssessed retarded parasite YX freak shits with your terrorism and fugly hairy disgusting bodies of s***.
That’s all.
Gfy and kys.
Sincerely
_ all sane people on this planet
KILL ALL...

If a woman’s v***** is loosened up, it means she’s turned on and comfortable with you. If that p**** is super tight, you’re not doing enough foreplay and probably hurting her. If you b**** out a woman for having a loose v***** when you have s**, congratulations, you just told...

My husband farts all the time. Totally rancid. Sometimes he panics he s*** himself while farting. Well, today was that day. I watched him hobble out of our bedroom s*** dribbling down his legs and plopping all over our floor. And then he casually cleaned it with a wet paper...

It’s not a “her” dumb a**.

It’s an ugly man obviously with severe mental problems. That’s not normal.

Legalise mushrooms. They are the bee’s knees.

Male feminist do not exist, and so many females worship men that very few female feminist actually exist.

my hysterical insecure always threatening a breakup when he “sees something he doesn’t condone” bf wants me to post him on social media. he’s gotta be kidding, why would I bring my social circle into your drama?

Sorry it’s taking so long to finish,, but This s*** is really testing me. I dig it. My brain gave me a massive hit of dopamine after I put that m*********** down.

F****** lich got me heated.

CHINESE UGLY INCEL AUTISTIC RETARD DERANGED DELUSIONAL DETACHED P*** SCHIZO RETARD (LIKE ACCORDING TO CENSUS ALL INCELS) NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING...

i really want to f****** die but i can’t tell anyone without them thinking i’m just being “edgy”

Back in high school I knew this black girl . Her name was Lola Mitchell with b******** boobies . She knew . One day she walked up and said hey I heard it’s birthday . I replied yes . She said stop on over sometime and I’ll have a birthday...

You’re a dumb fat, hypocritical b****.

God curses you all who are posting using our name.

If I wanted to bugchase fake me, I’d get off PrEP and head to 321 Slammer.

Also N-itis is eating too much and falling asleep.

Simply,

Corvallus

eisob post gula amar nahhh. ough

One time I called into work because my sister had been shot. One of the managers tried to m*********** in still.. I said no and I was fired. A week later the main manager called me back to rehire me. Two months later the manager who fired me, her 19...

There used to be this man, at Longacres, and he would always buy every combination comprising horses 1-3-6-9 every race.

It was rather comical, but he couldn’t help but win once in a while.

i want to s*** a hot mans toes

That wasnt me talking s*** about narcissism. I been grinding levels for 3 hours.

My day drinking while working from home is out of control

These useless Rappers and the mindless mentality thought . Every rapper that passes away during any reason . From being shot are a drug overdose . Their put on a pedestal and made into a living legend . Is this due from the lack of a proper education ?

I legitimately have DID and multiple personalities – no, I’m not an attention seeker. I’ve kept all this to myself because it’s bizarre as f*** and not very obvious to other people.