Joan and Carol two c*** peas in a pod. have eachother u old f****** hags
My family is Muslim We don’t celebrate valentines day But last valentines day a black guy in the neighborhood brought mom gifts right in front of dad Mom was flattered But then the guy said mom owed him a bj whatever that means Whatever a bj means he said mom was great at it and he said mom was great at riding him
Sometimes I just go into the washroom, Grab a shitt and eat it.
Jeeves the creepy Janitor
i didnt know my partner had a girlfriend when i asked him out 3 years ago. he said yes and broke things off with her. he says he felt trapped in their relationship and that it was almost over anyway, but i feel guilty. they were long distance for over 2 years and only met in person for the first time a few months before i came into the picture. now we talk about getting married and i fear one day i will lose him the same way i gained him.
Foxbody Ford Mustang 5.0 at Best Buy
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White 2016 Porsche Boxster at Best Buy
I alws go to my cousins house and I find my elder cousin sister fit I developed an addiction to alws jerking of to her then I wld use her p****** use them all the time then her bra I then started to jerk of both of them then used...
Overnight WM Coach Betty Allerding is still f****** Gerell and Greg Somerville at store 1418 and needs to be fired IMMEDIATELY!
Anyone who makes fun of a guy for being on the cheer squad is an idiot. The one guy on our squad got his c*** sucked more in one year then most guys will in their lifetime.
Septum piercing, and nose piercings on an italian girl named Alyssa who is a cashier who drinks too much monster energy
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I am a Nazi, and have been for several years now. The jewish occupation and genocide of Gaza and Palestine were the most beneficial Godsend I could have asked for. Now everyone is waking up to the true nature of jews and realizing how we have been lied to...
“Back s*****” is a trendy fitness philosophy focused on building a strong, sculpted upper body and back to help naturally contour your waistline and improve posture.
Corvallus why do you spell it backsnatch?
Storm, I’ve put a confession on every site I can find, please confess to me already
New name for you 666 seeing as you now have 6,666 followers on Snapchat My now how the mighty have fallen guess u ain’t that popular anymore guess u messed with the wrong woman this Time that will teach you to be a player and lie and cheat. But...
My wife and I who are in our mid 40’s, found work at a guesthouse. It was great when we started a couple months ago, but things turned for the worst when our shifts changed. We are both weary of our boss, as he is an abusive type. Two weeks...
im not sure im attracted to my boyfriend anymore
Poorly done sloth tattoo on a bittch should arm in London Ontario
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PEACE
LOVE
BACKSNATCH
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Hi. There is nothing to write about. I just hope everyone has a nice day, and here is a cat:
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when younger i took showers with my dad after work.i stared at his large uncut penise. he told me to touch it i did it got larger. he pushed my head down and put it against my lips. said s*** it now . i opened up he pushed it in...
A while back, my wife(28)had to use my car, as hers had went down. I Uber and changed to nights until we got her car back. I guess she forgot that there are cams in the car and I got her blowing her big dicked, principal. She’s a teacher. I...
Julie Martz is a lot lizard Prostitute for truck drivers. She will have s** with any man and truck driver that comes along. She has so many s***** diseases that she is so disgusting. julie martz knobsville mcconnellsburg pa cheated on her husband so many times She is also known...
My wife currently has me locked in a chastity cage, and teased me all day about cucking me again (she’s done so with several guys in the past).
My wife was horrible and abusive to me today, so when I was cooking her dinner I didn’t take the food out of the packaging. I did this so the microplastics and toxins would get into her because of how she treated me.
I desperately want my friend who’s my brother’s ex to have s** with me, I want to f*** her until she can’t walk straight and I want to know that I’m better at s** then him, she ask hot and nice and she deserves better and I want to c*******...
I wish you the worst Matthew. F*** you you f****** slob user
I have been thinking I may be bi in some way. I’m not attracted to other guys but thinking back to the 1970s I think I had a gay friend named Pete.
He was about to graduate from high school and always came to spend summers with his grandparents 2...
All the stories I’d heard from my Mom’s friend, about my friend’s hot Dad(she dated him back in the day) having a big c***, and how he could go for hours…are true. I just found out tonight. He’s also exceptional at eating p****!
Addicted to hate f****** big fat prostitutes. Every two weeks I pick up a fat street walking w**** to f*** and degraded in cheap motel. I pay extra to verbally degrade them. “ take this big c*** you fat disgusting w**** “ “ worthless fat f*** “ “ c*** sucking...
I REALLY like my crush but at the same time, I also like his friend which is confusing for me to say since I told him all about my crush and all, and how I truly wanted to tell him how I felt to my crush ( basically confessing )
Blacks can be volatile
RE: People who think taxing billionaires even more will somehow fix our problems …
Jeff? Jeff Bezos is that you? Are you posting on Simply Confess nowadays?
Your recent TV interview did not go well. You left the impression of being out-of-touch and lacking compassion! You have some PR...
Canada must end all military spending now!
Yes the world is filled with fascists and bad dudes but socialism and good vibes will prevail! No oil!
-Avi Lewis He/Him, ᘓᘔᘙᘛᘝ, Bun/Bunself Born at 330 ppm
I’m a married 50yr old male. I’ve been married for 20yrs. Love my wife and have an attraction to females not males. About 18mths ago I started fantasising about sucking another guys c***. Like I said I’m not attracted to males just p****. Then about 6 mths ago...
People who think taxing billionaires even more will somehow fix our problems have never actually taken even 30 seconds to think about what they’re asking for. Let’s take Bezos specifically. Here’s a few truths that people don’t seem to want to understand:
1. Bezos has already paid more taxes than...
I’m 1/4 Italian and the only physical traits of Italy I have inherited are my eyes and that I’m f/u.cking covered in body hair. I would rather have looked like Al Pacino, but I am as pale as f/u/ck, heavy built and bald. At least I’m 6’5 tall, that makes...
I need to go potty and I’m not going to the toilet like a big girl. I’m gonna sit right here and go in my pants. I don’t wanna be a big girl. I’m only 19 so I’m still a teenager and I’m a little wetter girl. I need someone...
I was exposed by bullies in an abandoned warehouse where kids used as a hang out play spot. They displayed me and humiliated me in front of those kids. They displayed belittlement was torture. Yet it was a freeing feeling being the subject of attention.
My name is Cordell Rhoads and I’m a whiny little biitch when I don’t get my way. I get jealous of my superiors and act passive aggressively instead of worrying about myself. I have to be the center of attention otherwise I get upset and pound my fists on the...
It started with my wife telling me to go to her daughter’s room and see what kind of dreams she is having now. I walked in her room and shut the door behind me and sat down next to her and you could tell she was having nightmares about...
A little kindness goes a long way. It’s kind of difficult for me to admit it, but I want to be told, “I’m proud of your progress.”
Lowkey I would smash Hatsune Miku. She fine asf.
“Come back to Gusu with me.” Remember when I said that? I really can’t be that forgettable right? I hope that we’re still together if you’re reading this. You probably won’t read this since you’re not the type to dig for websites like this but I am. Since you probably...
My gf is white and her family is racist af lowkey. Call her a n***** lover and a w****. Well let me address them: Your daughter/sister pleases me however I tell her. I love tf fact yall hate. I stick my b******** C*** in her mouth and f*** her...