Ive been sipping coffee all day and tomorrow is laundry day. That is all.

Im trying really really hard to stop being an a****** and unlearn my toxic behavior. I hope you can see that. The best part is that I’m just getting started. I’ve got a lot of lost time to make up for.

A lot of people don’t know this but Joe Biden used to be a master powertop and spitroast king. He used to hang at the Rainbow Cabaret and Men’s Club in Orlando and pop bootyholes, huff poppers and rail lines of tina until the wee hours. They called him Jolting...

So called “anti-racism” CREATES more racism! And all y’all f****** know it, so don’t pretend you believe otherwise.

I’m up to no good. No good at all.

Sometimes I don’t want to keep living, but I’m afraid to let go. Ongoing chronic pain (no apparent cause or reason) feels like it is slowly killing me. Nothing helps. Because of my medical issues, my career hasn’t achieved what I dreamed of. I can’t cope. Doctors do not have...

Sickening…

Actually I take it back. You’re not shallow. You just have good taste, high standards, know what you like, and aren’t willing to conpromise. It’s all about perspective. Sorry if I projected my insecurities onto you. You’re a good person.

I’m not holding you back, I’m just waiting to catch you. You can leave me behind at any time, but then I’ll move on and you won’t be able to enjoy all the hot s**, tender unconditional love,, nerdy s***, adventure, passion, and serenades I’m offering you. But… that’s your...

Is that the KFC next to the Goodwill Walls?

I have murals there

– CORVALLUS

To the person that weeps: I hope you will find healing and comfort and arms around you.

May God be with you

BURN DOWN EVERY NURSING CENTER IN AMERICA
BURN DOWN EVERY NURSING CENTER IN AMERICA
BURN DOWN EVERY NURSING CENTER IN AMERICA
BURN DOWN EVERY NURSING CENTER IN AMERICA
BURN DOWN EVERY NURSING CENTER IN AMERICA
BURN DOWN EVERY NURSING CENTER IN AMERICA
BURN DOWN...

BURN DOWN EVERY NURSING CENTER IN AMERICA
BURN DOWN EVERY NURSING CENTER IN AMERICA
BURN DOWN EVERY NURSING CENTER IN AMERICA
BURN DOWN EVERY NURSING CENTER IN AMERICA
BURN DOWN EVERY NURSING CENTER IN AMERICA
BURN DOWN EVERY NURSING CENTER IN AMERICA
BURN DOWN...

So many traps to get caught in, promising pleasures that are borrowed from our tomorrows. Addiction has its own inflation, and we will always pay twice.
But if you’re caught up in addictions- drugs, p**********, s**, gambling, social media, endless distractions- you can avoid facing the reality that you’re...

I’m dying and I have decided to take sons of b****** with me

Journaling my food day 2.

Had 1 12 cups Cheerios
2 bananas
1 cup milk
PB&J sandwich

I feel clear headed . Just tired .
Maybe tomorrow I’ll try the gym

God bless all

When the hands that operate the motor lose control of the lever
When the mind of its own in the wheel puts two and two together
When the indicator says you’re out of oil should you continue driving anyway?
There’s a thermostat that regulates the temperature
...

This message will self destruct.

*lights crack pipe*

CHINESE UGLY INCEL AUTISTIC RETARD DERANGED DELUSIONAL DETACHED P*** SCHIZO RETARD (LIKE ACCORDING TO CENSUS ALL INCELS) NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING...

He probably ran away when you started whining that s***** song….

I want to forcibly scissors my 70 year old granny professor

That was a hell of a fight last night.

I have been married to my wife for almost 3 years, she and I both travel a lot for weeks at a time with our jobs. One day when I was the one home/in town, I was doing my usual thing to deal with the hornies. I was on my...

Tom was in a hurry this morning and couldn’t finish me off . After getting dressed and running out the door . I put a pillow under my stomach to raise my a** up in the air . I called for man’s best friend . He took couple of sniffs...

The best part of waking up is the jizzle juice of 10 pozzed men in my b***.

CORVALLUS

I know I love you.
– I love you too.

I know I love you.

My roommate is always says terrible things about her fellow teachers and students and expects me to listen. “I want to tell them to stfu”, “I fkn hate them.” This has been going on everyday for 2 years and I don’t have the heart to tell her I can’t handle...

You want your privacy, thats some funny s*** right there considering you stay on the internet and social media every single minute that you’re awake. And then there’s your stupid a** childish tiktok videos of you and your w**** that you seem to think anyone gives a damn about. Other...

you seriously keep me awake all night long, while you take daily afternoon naps, sleeping with someone else? i dodged a bullet with you big time didn’t i? they can have you.
**no, you can’t lose your professional license for sleeping with a tenant, having an affair, and having...

All r*****,pedos,people who s******* assault others or plan to. I HOPE YOU ALL F****** DIE A PAINFUL DEATH, YOU GUYS DON’T F****** DESERVE TO LIVE

Kill all men and aborting male fetuses needs to be done way faster. sick and tired and of misogynistic and retarded cavemen lunatic selfish men making the world an oppressive shitole and bothering all living beings there ever was. and i’m a man myself saying this. men gotta be mentally...

And another fun fact: Did you know that if someone holds a professional license and that organization has a code of ethics, you can file a complaint to have someone’s license revoked. For example, lets say you hold a license to be an HOA or community manager and in the...

Fun Fact: “Prestonian” is one of the guys in the Channel 5 Return to Talladega video

I know because he tried to trade me a Dave Blaney Amoco jacket if I would fill him with my seed. He reeked of beer and s***(and I’m not gay) so I declined.

Holocaust needs to happen now and kill all the chinese through the most grotesque ways … Hitler was wrong to do that to the Jews. He should have done that to the chinese and removed the chinese from our planet entirely and then he would be an eternal hero to...

Lots of cheating assholes and their whores here too trying to figure out what posts are actually about them.

A lot of extremely dirty people here too…

One time when I went camping, I snuck off alone to f*** a tree. I came on it and kissed it and told it I loved it. I have missed that tree ever since and know we’ll never meet in this lifetime again.

Real psychopaths here using Simplyconfess.

Haha what a little b**** you are! I’ll use your favorite phrase on you, you are so f****** stupid! Dumbass man in his 50’s acting like you do. Your children hate you and you would rather be with a dirty w**** than have good relationships with them. How sad and...