I Master bate to My own photos of when I was very young

I ejaculated so many times my p**** shoots out blood now for about a year

Just reading these whilst taking a s***, it never disappoints.

I don’t mind wetting myself as long as someone changes me. Love Chloe xx

“The suspect is a 50-year-old Saudi doctor who moved to Germany in 2006”
AP news

Diversity is our strength. We need unlimited immigration. It’s just a coincidence that the people who drive into a Christmas market every year all happen to be Muslim. Look away, nothing to see here....

I just wet myself. I need someone to change my pants for me. Love Chloe xx

I like to leave poop stains on the hotel sheets for the maid.
-Poop Boy 416.

We reserved a table of 6, the server questioned where the guests were?
They are in my heads.
-real life Skitzo.

No matter who you are, your person Is not here. If you think your person is here, you are either delusional and/or getting trolled.

Are you happy now I’ve finally responded to you? Can we use normal means of communication please

What was it that broke your heart

i’m overwhelmingly gay, but women are frigid as f***. even guys that aren’t interested in talking get along better in public than women. no wonder straight dudes are pissed. guess i’ll go s*** some more massive uncut p****

Pronouns on neon signs above everyone’s house now!

I needed that massive pi_ss so much it felt almost as good as cu-mming when I finally made it to a toilet.

I am marching over to Chaturbate, and I will peruse the (legal) teens and twenty-somethings to find some naturally unique young looker whose image will inspire me to polish my dolphin.

I never spend a dime there, though I land there several times a week. It is the greatest variety...

France has a Lotta n***** with it

I masterbated so much on my first day in Europe that my p**** started swelling for 2 days after.
-Fatass American.

I’m gonna steal your gifts, then I’m gonna f*** your daughter
-The Grinch

Why did Kylie from Scotland block me? Was it me saying I’m gonna shave her bald. Put her in a diaper, and tattoo scribbles all over ?

Self-important bluecheck scolds are no different from MRA incels. They both worry about r*** or accusations of r***, even though neither will be in a situation where that will happen. Pathetic.

Yes, Dr. Proudman, you hate men. We get it. *eyeroll*

Ive used s** workers, addicted to p*** and subscribed to various onlyfans in my past since i was so alone and it is legal where i live and now i just want to work on kicking my addictions and never touching anything like it again since it cripples my personal...

It’s extremely depressing and a bit satisfying to see my country (UK) going to hell. Everything I predicted is coming true. In a few years those peasant Polish people who moved to the UK 15-20 years ago to work for a higher salary and then build a big house back...

Damn it, that was expensive pasta and I boiled it for too long. It was sh) it.

I don’t like that our entire friendship was centred around babysitting your cats for 5 months. You should have invited us to social events and developed our connections. You can never have too many friends or connections. That was a f=ucking massive wasted opportunity Claudia. All three of us would...

I just shoved an entire McDonald’s ice cream cone up my backsnatch in order to cool off my hemorrhoids. I’ll do anything for relief!

Corvallus

I don’t really mind wetting my bed. It makes me feel like a little kid but that’s ok. Love Chloe xx

I just wet my bed and I feel like a little kid. Love Chloe xx

But I’m not better I wanted you and you f*** my heart til you with that fuckboy I hated so yeah I was pissed cause obviously I Loved You And I get i could had admitted it.

If I just wanted s** I would had gone down the block pay a ho and be done with it. But no one understands i want a remake but I am a hard person to understand and I get it, but if you get with a person just to f***...

Chloe you are 57 and a fat old man with a urination fantasy. There fixed it for ya!

I’m 17 and I still wet my bed. Love Chloe xx

I had a pretty hot affair with my cousin “Tanya”. During our time together, we kissed, toplesskissed, helped each other achieve o*****, held hands, linked arms, and put our arms around each other.

During several of our our make out sessions, she wrapped her legs around me so tightly...

at the end of the day, AOC still has nicer tetas than you do.

“Learn it, know it, Live it” ~ Jeff Spicoli

Matthew u despicable p************. I hope your fat gf leaves your gross ignorant a**.

P.Heart, acordei hoje com o desejo de falar sobre a gente.
Como é gostosa a sua companhia, o seu sorriso, o seu amor que transborda e precisa ser contido. Como é bom poder ter mais uma das nossas infinitas conversas e, alguns minutos depois, receber um beijo gostoso na...

Jay Northside has a hairy backsnatch. He acts tough but he’s one of the most prolific powerbottoms in Canada. He charges 150 Canadian and you can plow to your heart’s content. Lots of business guys and sissy fägs like his rough exterior. Costs an extra $50 if you don’t wear...

I’m from Allentown, Pennsylvania. (It’s a big city). Any other local users/viewers? Or am I the only one in A-Town using this? And is this a Canadian site??? Because I see a lot of Canadians on here.

I had a pedofile teacher at Northern Secondary School

Canada is a shithile