I want it all, and I want it now. I won’t settle.

It’s not just about wanting a s***** relationship, I like you, want to date you, be a good friend/lover/mate to you on the regular, long term but I was told you dont do committed relationships because you have a lot of options. Combined with the distance btwn us I don’t...

I lost a couple pounds this week without even trying because I had no appetite so I also drank a lottt of water. feeling goooooooddddddddddddddd and looking good.

I know I’m a snob. I still see you all as overaged losers with nothing better to do, sad; and immature young people whose cluelessness in life is hilarious, especially your cockiness which is pure stupidity. Everyone has love triangles at their work, probably even more so with computer dweebs...

Be honest if that’s what you want

Any man willing to give up his family just to be with a w****, you deserve the pain you try so desperately to hide from everyone with your fake newfound “happiness”. I know you better, so I know for a fact how much it’s hurting you on the inside and...

Authoritarianism is white supremacy. So the Left needs to stop pushing for it.

Well how was your grandson’s birthday party? Oh wait, thats right! 😂
How nice though of you to go celebrate the whores daughters birthday with your new “family”. Guess since your own kids want nothing to do with the w**** you have to take what you can get huh?

When I say “sorry”, I absolutely do not ever mean it. I’m just being polite and manipulative.

Perry Kalynuk was not a good principal. He created a toxic work environment where s***** harassment was allowed to flourish. In fact, he was buddy buddy with the popular teacher who s******* harassed a female co-teacher outside a bar one night near the Incheon Bus Station. This popular teacher (loved...

Want ask Dr. Jill Biden if any fireworks are happening for President’s Day today.. I’m 31 never had a tv in my room so I don’t pay attention.

angela medcalf likes to be called daddy’s c** dumster LMFAO

I hate twitter and if you use twitter I hate you. Now more than ever.

F*****

The new hair style looks sooo good on you my Sea Goddess. Love how classy you are when you speak. You have just enough rough edge of a New Yorker to maintain a smidge of s*** bad girl vibe. And your sense of style is so s***. Adore how you...

bend over please !, then he used my v***** and a** as an ashtray to stub out his cigars. hot and thick burning fanny and asstrayed out. I was 9.

It is a sin to have s** with people outside of marriage and is considered prostituting your body. Your soul is meant for 1 partner, not to behave like a h*****. Even more of a sin to do to close blood relatives like sisters because it destroys love within a...

I miss you so much *insert Bestfriend by Rex County* its too late. You need to be yourself, it makes me happy to see you happy but it breaks me to see it with somebody else. It’s fine tho You’re still my favorite boy 🙂 Have your peace, okay??

Yeah, right, Canadian Civil War

Nunavut vs. Moose Jaw, winner to face Medicine Hat

Other bracket has Ecum Secum vs. Meat Cove, with the winner to face Riviere-du-Loup

The loser goes without French fries and gravy for an entire month

enjoy the show yall. shes gonna mentally deteriorate quickly over the next few days. shes stuck in bed.

P.s. Good luck finding another dude thats anything like me that wants to lick your aids infested cooter. Ill wait out your s***** frustration, eventually youll do pretty much anything to avoid being alone and deprived.

Now im gonna go jerkoff to japanenese schoolgirl p*** and sleep like a baby. have a nice life you worthless disobedient obsessesive slave. maybe when you get turnt on absinthe and vicodin at some point in a couple weeks your lack of inhibition and emotions will get to you and...

Im well aware that you love me with a burning passion, and thats why I know youll do what I told you to do, if not now, in a week or two. Im witholding affection until you give me what I want. Consider it punishment for not answerming my messages...

Ive never met you in my life. I dont associate with subs with shy bladders. Go f*** yourself.

Who are you again? I forget.

Pls dont go. Pls say you’ll remember me. And if not choosing me is what you want, then I wish you all happiness. We have our moments, please remember me? okayyy? 🙂

Im sure youll change your tune once you need someone to take care of you. S***. ANd dont expect me to answer your phonecall if you didnt send me that email and bag of p******. Otherwise, the only way you get rescued is if i get to tie you up...

Well, I know it wasn’t you who held me down
Heaven knows it wasn’t you who set me free
So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains
And we never even know we have the key
But me, I’m already gone
...

Ew it’s not that you’re autistic that’s the problem, you lack social skills and are narcissistic, seriously, leave me alone. Blocked. Sad incel.

You have your orders. Goodbye slave. You disgust me. You deserve this punishment and you know it. Ima go download tinder and forget you exist until you do what I told you to do.

Also if you don’t piss yourself at least a little bit during the challenge you clearly weren’t desperate enough And it doesn’t count. At an 8 you should be dripping while holding with your hands, nevermind sitting on the toilet listening to rain sounds without being able to use your...

If my filthy little slave won’t do what I tell her, I guess master will have to abandon her. Goodbye forever unless and until you have my challenge p**** wetting video and bag of pissed in p****** ready.

Delilah when you lived with us I used to smell your dirty p****** when I was alone in the house. I found your v******* and licked your dried p**** juice off it. I also know you shared the v******* with my ex when yours broke from too much use. I...

And feel free to cry if it upsets you that I’m pretty much making you piss yourself. I love that s***.

Do the challenge I told you to do and record it or I never be nice to you again. Wait til you’re dying to pee(8/10,), sit on the toilet with just your p****** on, and listen to that recording of rain on a metal roof for 10 minutes through headphones...

D wants me now because of my shiny new spine too bad.

Enumclaw is where it’s at.

I’ve never seen a more deserving lobotomy patient than you.

You belong in those old state schools for the mentally deficient, forced to sit in your own s*** and being constantly abused and neglected by underpaid overworked staff.

If Doughboy takes me to court, that folder is getting sent to everyone you know with an extra 30 message of evidence BTW. So f*** off or your grandma and father are gonna be reading our seating and your lunatic dissociated rantings.