these confessions ARENT fake!!! bob the Builder came to my house and broke my legs because i didn’t pay lofty to cement my dickk
Had a w******** last nite. Woke up hot, sticky. Gotta wash the sheets.
I aint the one who called you damaged goods overnight. That was a troll. This is why I keep trying to get you off this shithole website. Im sick of babysitting you but you cant be left alone apparently.
I am a lot of things, but I am not schizophrenic.
Men are worthless little pieces s***! Look at them starting yet another war LOL. Worthless little pieces of s***.
I just woke up. Stop getting trolled.
Yamile Hernandez who lives and works in the Winston Salem area of North Carolina is a home wrecker. F****** w**** who is proud of herself for breaking up a whole family and making him lose everything. So the last guy you lived with wasn’t enough since you did it to...
Cute, but no. Soulmates are not real. Trust me, I wish it was true myself.
Love is real and soulmates do exist. The challenge is you can only attract your mirror for better or for worse. If you do not like the love you receive from others reflecting back what you give out, it’s time to become a more loving person.
You know in Indiana Jones when he just pulls out his gun an shoots the guy yeah.
God Bless Russia! Glory be to God
You and EVERYONE you care about.
And it’s your fault. I suggest you shut the f*** up and NEVER f****** address me in any f****** way ever again or you’ll be choking on blood sooner than you think…
Слава дорогому лидеру Путину! украина принадлежит матушке россии!
Still aging attention to damaged good.
One day, they will cut your throat from ear to ear. Some day. You count on it. It’s coming.
Stop trying to pretend you’re not damaged goods when you are.
“Mi vida”..🤮🤮🤮 You both are a joke. You actually gave up your own family to move in with a w**** who not only broke up your marriage but the one of the last guy she was with also. You have no chance of your children ever accepting her but you...
I really like you John Harry G. Saltorre
Darryl Waltrip figured if Michael could do it, he could do it better. Now they’re both gayer than c** on a mustache.
i think i have covid right now this fever
and i put fish oil on my cat to keep her busy licking fur is it bad
feel compelled to get this out
dear universe, help our pets and defenders of the fatheland
Prestonian came to my Rallys and ordered two Big Bufords Alabama style. What he thought was white sauce was really my s******. He came back to the window afterwards and said they were the best burgers he’d ever tasted and tipped me $20.
Don’t try to downplay it. If you had s** with “the prestonian” you are a f***** and a niggerfucker. He is a n***** and you’re a n***** lover plain and simple.
Да пошел ты, Россия! Да пошел ты Путин!
Fake me is not me; like Cyrus, I am the ONE & ONLY
– CORVALLUS
Good night. Just try to relax a little. I’ll do the same.
I knew who my catfish was so I called him a Mattfish. It worked.
Thats your problem, not mine.
Catfish
I guess you really can’t fix stupid.
Sure thing. Over sounds good.
Now if you want to talk to me, talk to me somewhere real, shithead.
If you think following your dreams makes you a bad person, then own that s***. Be the baddest b**** you can. If you’re gonna be a mess, you nmight as well be a hot mess.
You’re right I should focus more on the fact nobody wants to be near the stupid c***
Stop focusing on what’s right or wrong. Stop focusing on what could happen. Stop focusing on what you should do. Embrace greed. Go for what you want, dream big, take risks. You are enough. You are everything. Don’t you see that? Be passionate. Be vulnerable. Break down.. be human.. I...
Youre so worried that if you give me what I want that Ill use it against you or get bored with you and leave, which just proves you have no idea how my brain or my d*** works at all.
You know why you never win? Because, I am going out of my way to keep you addicted to me, and Ive given up on ever getting anything out of you. You should be more ruthless.
Narcissistic men are disgusting and repulsive. So are old men. And bald men. And men with typical inflexible ugly male hands and ugly rigid fingers. And men hung up on dicks or men who are dicks. And those men that delude themselves that they’re someone or something. And fat or...
God Bless the Russian Federation and the good people of Russia and Ukraine. The Liberation of Ukraine is under way!
I thought about your question, and here’s my answer.
If I had a genie’s lamp, and I had 3 wishes, even after all that we have been through, these would be my 3 wishes. 1. To be in your arms 2. For you to be free of pain...
The anniversary of my ex-fiancée confessing to cheating on me passed by recently, and I decided to do something petty: I signed her email and her phone up for all sorts of calls from for-profit universities, political candidates, and short-term loan companies. She’s been getting calls, texts, and emails constantly...
This world is unfair. Innocent, purity, and happiness are simply ignorance as you grow older as you perceived this world. Every action of every individual is accountable to any basis of life, whether we are ready or not there are things that we can’t deal with. Happiness? as you...
KARMA: I shall mutilate and burn and crush and tear apart the chinese so hard that you people would get orgasms right away as you see me in work and see the beautiful world being saved by me removing the filthy chinese from it and they will have no “mommy’s...
OK. If you’re serious, I wish you the best of luck.