Most confessions in this site are either outright hilarious or VERY concerning.
So anyways me and my older brother have the weirdest conversations and are WAY to comfortable talking about H***** and dark humor. One time when I was with him and his friends they were talking about kinks...

I’d like to have a trio of today’s high school honeys over for dinner: …………………………………………… we’ll have Swanson TV dinners complete with aluminum trays AND we’ll each have our own T.V. tray to put them on……………………………………………………. and we’ll watch reruns of The CBS 6 O’clock news with Walter Cronkite………………………………………………………………………………………….. and...

Hook up with or befriend I guess, if you’re not romantically or s******* compatible, that’s what friendship is for.

I love you!

Women do the same s*** regarding being hippocrites when it comes to gender roles and only conforming to them when it’s convenient for them. It’s either a communication problem, or an a****** problem, not a man or a woman problem. Maybe communicate with your partner so you know what to...

PREACH. 🙌🙌🙌🙌

LISTEN UP WOMEN, MEN, EVERYONE IN BTWN. Sorry – NOT sorry – that i like chivalrous men exclusively 🙂 this means a man who will be a gentleman with zero reciprocation required. A man who understands the value of a quality woman/women in general. Men these days: . I’ve gotten...

If someones uses meth, then stay like 5 miles away from you at all times. That’s just as bad as dope, crack, or pcp. Stick to the hippy path kids.

In other news, this hand injury recovery has been stagnating. Its As injured as ever. Priorities. Probably how I injured it in the first place. It’s a repetitive stress injury from jacking it. It’d be a nightmare if it wasn’t so funny.

My fapping hand has been in a brace for a month and ive also been on c***** for a month for my peyronies. Existence is pain.

I miss you. Still. Always.

I saw an African American woman defecating in a Walmart car park. She had 3 small children with her as she was doing it. When she finished shitting she reached over and pulled off one of her childrens T-shirts and then wiped her a** with it than through it away....

I am a intravenous drug user. Most people don’t agree with my choice but I think it’s because they don’t understand me or my addictions. My drug of choice is methamphetamines. I also believe that if certain individuals view me differently and not like my choices they maintain a distance...

200,000 Covid cases a day in UK. China has worst outbreak since 2020, and yet, BIDEN says Covid is over, GO MASK LESS! No Mandates! Enjoy Life! JUST WAIT, DOOM AWAITS AMERICA!!!

No one is banning motorcycles. Ugh, nutcases.

I f****** hate teachers. Woke scumbag groomers. Fire all of them.

Thats fucked up.

I work at a busy grocery store, as a cashier. I am pretty well known for being the nicest guy there. The truth is I am a sissy femboi, who wears p******, lipgloss, tight black pants. And the worst of it.. today I wore a good night’s diaper, peed in...

You finally got me to never want you in my life. So plain to see all your jeolous s*** was due to your cheating a**. The yoga pants prove it u saying you don’t have to explain it says this f*** off roe I ain’t your fiance.

You idiots who voted for BIDEN, you just killed your Country, your life, and everything you love. Now they are going to BAN Motorcycles! NO JOKE! BYE BYE!

Im busy doing a s*** ton of chores with 1 hand because my wrist is still fucked. Im trying to type less, not more.

obvious troll. you gotta work up to that, you dont pull it out of nowhere

You better call me Siren. You have 26 minutes

Take it easy. There’s no time limit.

Calm the f*** down psycho. Projecting all of your misfortune and fear onto an entire race or s******** is a sign of weakness and poor intellect.

GEORGE FLOYED WAS A WORTHLESS PIECE OF N***** SCUM. HE DIED ON THE ROAD LIKE A SQUASHED RAT. BURN IN HELL YOU FILTHY BABOON C***!!!

Spring came early. That’s a good sign.

Im giving her an opportunity to peak under the mask. She can decide for herself if im for realsy.

You are living in generation baby groomers. Homosexuals and Perverts Grooming young little children.

i accomplish nothing everyday. my life is so empty and i havent made any real progress in years. Im going through the motions and fighting to try to find happiness and meaning in my daily existance. I get depressed more and more as I sink lower and lower into this...

KARMA: I shall mutilate and burn and crush and tear apart the chinese so hard that you people would get orgasms right away as you see me in work and see the beautiful world being saved by me removing the filthy chinese from it and they will have no “mommy’s...

Thanks to an understanding aunt (mother’s sister), I had a roof over my head and would soon be set up in a basic apartment. Considering I had just threatened my puritanical mother ( and in his absence my father) after mother caught twin brother and I fooling around in the...

Float on

That’s why the younger generation is culture shocked because we’re the ones in need of some culture. So bland.

I get abused everyday by my alcoholic mom.

I don’t care that no one cares. I say what I want.

No one cares about your “hot takes”.

CHINESE UGLY INCEL AUTISTIC RETARD DERANGED DELUSIONAL DETACHED P*** SCHIZO RETARD (LIKE ACCORDING TO CENSUS ALL INCELS) NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING...

Tomorrow night I get to see you my handsome boy

If it makes you feel any better or worse, I f****** hate wiggers too, which explains why I hate most people under a certain age as much as I do.

People who address you with “yo”. Sounds simple, but it’s absolutely black.

The word “booty”. I hate Megan Trainer....