I saw alien once looks like that photo from Uri gellar thought I don’t trust that person

Ok, I don’t know what I did to p-iss my wife off, but I did something. All I know is that I have been working hard all week and struggling with sleeping difficulties. I woke up, it’s Saturday morning, I made a coffee and took it easy watching a youtube...

No one needs friends you need Power. Join me. And become my sith apprentice

OMG – did you people see the arse on AOC on Twitter today???

She’s well past her prime, but that 35yo a** is shaped to sell. Add to it those epic t***, and no wonder she on occasion accuses other politicians and random members of the public of “wanting...

Depression drains me.
I’m so very very tired.

Kakonicole is a b****

You or your neighbors had been suckling on the Government teet, with cushy jobs and(/or welfare) benefits, until the new world order came in and fired all of your asses on the spot, thank God.

There will be no more of your suckling on the teet of the U.S. Government.

I support Israel because f-uck muslims. Who is behind 99% of terror in Europe and the west? Muslims. Who are changing Europe beyond recognition for the worse? Muslims. The land was clearly stolen from the Palestinians, but I don’t give a s-hit anymore.

Honda Civic Type R @ Gütersloh.
-Carspotter ®.

Aston Martin @ Berliner Straße.
-Carspotter ®.

Honda Civic EJ6 at Burger King GT.
-Carspotter ®.

Volkswagen Polo 6R at Porta Möbel.
-Carspotter ®.

Porsche 911 at Mohns Park.
-Carspotter ®.

Audi TT @ LiDL Gütersloh.
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These *sswipes in big cities are presently having their asses handed to them, and it’s so funny. No longer can they and their families s*** on the government teet. They’re so sad on a daily basis and you can see it in their stupid moves that show up on the...

VAMPIRES JUST POOP ON WOMEN

Most people associate vampires with Count Dracula, the legendary, blood-sucking subject of Bram Stoker’s epic novel, Dracula, which was published in 1897. But the history of vampires began long before Stoker was born.
-Victor Sage aka Mr Conspiracy Manhattan.

The Jewish are superior don’t you see, they run our world as good as can be, on the other hand you have the Palestinian scum, lower than the street, an enemy everyone wants to beat!

My arms are covered in red rashes and the ceiling looks like it’s falling apart. GET YOUR A** OUT HERE NOW AND GET ME THE F*** OUT OF THIS HOUSE RIGHT THE F*** NOW.

I ought to lock you up with zombies in a gross house and see how you...

Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Da I decree I decree! Oh Lordy lookee here now, I be livin the white life with the white wife! At your service, masta suh!

When I Needed someone they f*** me over and threw our friendship away just to be a b**** or a jackass who never realized what they did.

Saying “I’m planning to” when I say “You need to come get me NOW” isn’t good enough.

You need to come get me now. So I don’t feel trapped anymore.

Has Ukraine exported anything useful at all since Oksana Baiul ????

Time to do away with that corrupt dump.

I love wearing pull ups. I don’t ever need to worry about making it to the toilet. I can just go in my pants like a little kid any time I need to. I got a little rash on my tushie but my friend put some cream on it for...

Muslims are destroying Europe. Hundreds of thousands of them move here every year illegally and illegally. Our weak government take no action to stop them and the muslims change our system from within to suit them. Our culture, laws, architecture, languages spoken bit by bit is all being chipped away....

Since I can remember Ive been using women for my s***** pleasure. Although ive been married for many years. I still find use women almost weekly

Da white people like me musical comical an farcical! I be here to entatain ya masta suh!

-PK Subban

All of your friends who had been government workers, and got fired… they, like the poor people two neighborhoods over, were s*ckling on the Government teet. And that is no more.

Of course they are mad… they are mad that their gravy train has halted, along with their hoped-for pensions...

They will delete this when they find it, Pope Francis has been successfully cloned. The original passed away on night 3 of hospitalization. They are currently working out the kinks and flaws with his replacement clone. The clone had an accelerated lifespan, meaning it will only last circa 5 years...

I’m not spending another summer here. Three years?? With dead people????

Get me out of here NOW.

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Gee, thanks. You ruined my entire Saturday with this stupid a** b*******.

Get your a** out here and come get me NOW.

I am planning to kill myself on 4/14/2029.

Ok Eli= it’s time for you to come and get me NOW.

I’ve stopped waiting for Leon. Time’s UP. Leon wouldn’t make Ashley wait three years for him. And I’m sure as hell not waiting any longer.

Come and get me immediately. Post your number so we can talk. Or...

Is it Easter yet? can a bjtch get a egg round hear?
I’m so drunkk like a Irish I no spel right l o l
-Evil Easter Bunny

To no great surprise, millions and millions of Americans have been sucking at the government teet for many decades.

Whether employed by the government, or on welfare or any other form of public assistance, these people have been milking taxpayers dry for a long time.

It used to be the...

I told Phra Phrom that Poh Seng Kwee wanna continue to work as the Deputy Managing Partner for Henley & Partners.

Hahahaha I hate myself.

you simple sorry s*** of a thing!

CORVALLUS = F*****

I jus layin about picky my toes! What time the white women arrive massa suh?

-PK Subban

Your people are not here. You are talking to strangers, mistakenly thinking you are each others person, but you are just schizos making each other worse.

In love with my best friend who is 5 years younger than me. Can’t tell him Can’t move on. I’m not very attractive to think that he will like me. But I’m sure my heart desires for him to be mine forever. It’s just gonna be a dream 😔

Those times on the playground in 4th grade… when the boys would run around and call one another “Q*eer Bait”…

having little idea at all just what it meant.

Ahhhhhhhh, The Simple Life

You can’t crush my spirit, let alone penatrate my skin, it is bulletproof , impossible to lacerate.
-Molton Metal Man-