I keep a candy cane with a full extendo box of 1 hunnid under the pillow in case an elf or niggar wanna test me. Niggar can get himself iced and tossed into the polar abyss, it ain’t nothing to have Rudolph dump an elf

-Evil Santa.

I’ve got used to wetting my bed every night again now. I don’t even wake up when I do it. I still go to the toilet or my potty in the day time when I can make it. I’ve only had one little accident in my pants today. But I’m...

The lady I’m having an affair with caught a cold from me and she passed it on to her husband and daughter. I think it’s kind of cute that not only and I tumbling around n.aked in bed with this family woman and pumping my seed inside her, I have...

God, Janan gets even simpier and simpier for the capitalist class he writes for, even over the past year! You don’t have to have surplus profit to just spend an extra hour with a loved one, WTH?! h****://archive.is/DcFtN

I just had a really great sleep. I didn’t set my alarms and I didn’t get up to pee. I just wet my bed like a little kid. It’s actually kinda nice being a little wetter girl. I just need someone to clean me up and change my pants for...

I work with a lot of STEM educated people in STEM jobs. So many of them are autistic. They have little respect for things like art and they don’t understand emotion. These people are ret-ards who just happen so also be good at technical stuff. They shouldn’t be celebrated or...

Every time I go to a friend’s house I always go to the washroom, and pull the hair out of the drain and off the shavers and eat it, I also like to search for toe nail clippings and eat them. There is a public garbage on the 8th floor...

I’ve knownso many people named Dave that are scumbags. what is it with that name?

I’m going to clean your washroom, I listen to you, hear your calls, know your life, pick your hairs from the drain and eat them, I always try to creep out the washroom goers, you know, watch them piss, stare, wipe the mop on their shoe, piss on their pants,...

My pronouns are horse/steed

Im hornier than ever. the feelings get more intense by the day. I cant stop thinking about anything but s** lately.

It’s a glorious new day at work.
Who’s gonna get fuched, and who’s gonna get it.
That b******** dog I’m gonna succ it’s dicc, that gold fish it’s gonna lick my tip, that newly hired college girl, I’m gonna squeeze her breasts!
We got a new bunny...

Please pray to God through Jesus Christ, read the Bible and go to church or watch it online for better health, wealth, happiness, peace and joy. Thank you

You’re such an awful person yet all these years later I fantasize about f****** and sucking u.

The Site Critic says: People PLEASE do not post any confessions that are a “lame as f u c k”. Such lame confessions upset the Site Critic.

WE await a confession from the Site Critic himself so that we may see and behold a “genius confession” instead of a...

Both my own mother and my brother were having an affair as long as i remember. It only ended when she died

Back when my brother was alive, I had a crush on him. To be honest if I had the courage I would of asked him to have s**.

N**** who is Corvallus?

I repeatedly hit my head against the mirror until it cracked, I peeled back and broken glass, punched through the brick that remained and went through to the parallel universe behind the mirror. I was on a mission to get revenge on the grounds keeper who buried my father in...

Dear CRITIC of “the same few people that post on here are so fuc king lame”.

Which people are you talking about? Where are your examples or are you too “fuc king lame” to provide examples? Which ones do you find real and which ones are fake? How would you...

I just wet myself again. I just couldn’t make it to the toilet. I’m 17 but I feel like a little pants wetting kid. I’m a childish little wetter girl. Love Chloe xx

“Chole”, no one wants to hear your pi ss story over and over and over again. You aren’t a little kid. You are a fat old man with a pi ss fetish. Stop trolling.

I just wet myself. I really had to pee but my brother was on the toilet and he wouldn’t get up to let me pee. He just sat there laughing at me and I had to stand there and go in my pants like a little kid. I couldn’t help...

My mother-in-laws birthday was 4 days ago, she let me give her a r***** on the actual day. I literally creamed my pants just from eating her hairy b*******.

The few same people that post on here are so f****** lame and your confessions are lame as f***. You can tell which one’s are real and most of these are b*******. To the guy who has a fetish for being humiliated, you will be made fun of one day.....

“I haven’t seen a Canadian in weeks, where did they go?”

THEY’RE IN F****** JAPAN AND CHINA ACTING LIKE HOOLIGANS AND SAYING KONNICHIWA LIKE THEY’RE ALMOND-EYED AND S***.

Also why hasn’t anyone shot the pedophiles and sick motherfuckers on this site yet? Garbage waste of oxygen y’all

My wife’s friend Sue and I secretly have se.xual contact in front of my wife. Sometimes when we hug goodbye or hello, we hug tightly and I press my hard pe.nis into her, she hugs me back pushing her bre.asts into my chest. Our hugs last a little longer than...

I wet my bed again. I couldn’t help it. I was already peeing when I woke up. I could feel myself wetting the bed like a little kid but I couldn’t stop. I’m just a little bedwetting kid. Love Chloe xx

My Mistress Sol are telling many people that I am a sissy f***** and want me to be exposed , love Dorthea

Oh Toronto/Canada How I hate you!
I Hate when I open my eyes and all I see every day is Indians and Chinese immigrants, haven’t seen a Canadian in weeks, where did they go?
I hate the weather, dark all year, rain all summer, let’s look out the...

Men belong in girls sports and women’s prisons!

#menbelongingirlssportsandwomensprisons

Seriously people have the tragedies in life so why can’t we help each other when times are tough without asking for more.

F-uck my c-unting job. I have to create a huge report. They should have f-ucking told me about this 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE not 1 week. For f-uck sake.

I wet my bed again. I woke up but I just started peeing. I couldn’t stop wetting myself like a little kid. I can’t help it. I’m just a childish little wetter girl. Love Chloe xx

A knife is not violent by nature, it is only as violent as it’s wielder…
For example, a simpleton like you uses a knife to put butter on a bagel, a demon like me uses a blade to scoop out your brain like a pumpkin and eat the innards.

I couldn’t post on this site for a few days because it said I was posting too much and to “come back in an hour”

Even if I say anything it wouldn’t matter sure you walked but what minimalist effort you done says things too. But you have the right to hate me if you felt the same. All I heard from everyone how you break me in a sense you did hell I’m still...

I still plan to die. They can try to delay me all they want, but I will be dead this year. I’ll still be the one that gets blamed when he hits me, and I’ll still make everyone hate me. I wish I knew what I did to make Jason...

Please pray to God through Jesus Christ, read the Bible and go to church or watch it online for better health, wealth, happiness and love. Thank you

Stop pretending like you care. You hate me. You did everything you could to bring me down. Not look at you groveling over me because I made the decision to walk away from your b*******