I have a cold and I have no idea if it’s covid. I’m going to my local amusement park this weekend anyway. I’ll be wearing a mask and I have all the shots but I’m not missing this. Opening day for this place is something I’ve been counting down the...

there’s more than one time zone in america. i know in you rush to post you probably didn’t take that to consideration.. but you’re a f***** moron

Just because because you’re offended I piss in you’re wife’s mouth doesn’t make me a s** offender. Just because you have a back up cell doesn’t make you a cho mo what’s on you’re device does.

You think you can buy a woman nachos and be better? She never took into consideration.. all the time I spent hauling her as back and forth between side pieces.

I am coming to the realization that I spent over a year of my life in contact with a lunatic. I met a guy and for over a year he only met me a couple times and always wanted to talk about slave/mistress stuff but hardly actually did what he...

That b**** is so fine, even after she gained weight and made fun of me to my face, i was still willing to lose my 2 best friends just to try to fulfill my recurring fantasy of f****** her. I was only nasty to her because I felt insecure and...

I don’t care that she’s fat, she’s still fine as hell. That said, I’ll say anything to hurt someone’s feelings. Nothings off limits when I’m aiming for the heart. I purposely target likely insecurities.

I run a Twitter account that’s rapidly gaining popularity, and it’s based on a fictional character. My friend runs a second account, based on the love interest of the first. We do it to give the fans of the franchises more content, since the original creators decided to bait the...

Someone will pay a terrible price. A stranger.

TAKE ME OUT. END MY SUFFERING! I F****** DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU M***********! GIMME A REASON TO DRIVE THE WRONG WAY ON THE HIGHWAY!

ive known since lorna shore.

You b****** and I have one thing in common. None of us care about anyone more than we care about ourselves. Good game. Well played. Good fight. Hello. Goodbye. Goodnight. Wont you turn out the light?

Eh f*** it, why am I tryna convince you to spare me taking my own life when my life is pretty much gonna be nothing but a s*** sandwich of eldercare and substance abuse until I inevitably kill myself to avoid living alone anyways. F*** me up. I honestly dont...

Take your f****** W and let me attempt to try to reforge the shattered pieces of my life into something that I don’t have to be ashamed of. Im tryna turn around. Please Don’t bury me, I’m not dead yet. I’m losing my mind but at least Im containing it...

Just f*** off shamoo, you already destroyed my life and almost got multiple people killed

Plus the cam girls don’t complain when you objectify them or decide you’d rather play video games than be h**** some nights.

There’s no point being a creep nowadays when you can just throw 150 bucks at a relatively unknown c****** on onlyfans, make some poor girls f****** day, and get some primo custom amateur p********** out of it without being treated like a pestr having to deal with shame or guilt....

Certain mistakes are only made once. Sometimes you realize that you’ve crossed a line, and your response is to never cross that line again. Sometimes, it takes losing all your friends. But I assure you, I learned my lesson on that one and will never and have never done it...

I’m in the hospital for eating disorder treatment and I just poured a cup of milk down the sink and hid the nuts. it’s the small things in life that make me happy.

Your cookie probably smells like piss covered liver and onions because you don’t bathe often enough anyways.

anonymous sources advise against any further attempts at retaliatio or retribution if this is gonna stay civil. If the list is made, a list will be made. Take your victory and go in peace. As of now, all is forgiven, however…. any further threats to stability and comfort will be...

I pay women for their time and they film it so it’s not prostitution. Its all technically legal.

Youre officially cut off. You lost 13 minutes for the attitude. Lame a**.

Im not a v*****. I never leave my house.

Yeah no, ill die before that happens.

Shut up you fuking v*****. You’ll probably slide by with probation, but at least your creepy a** will go on the s** offender list.

my b, seaweedhead420 on snapchat

let’sa go. seaweedhead on kik and snapchat. text me something only the two of us would know, plus your answer. You can stay anon otherwise. If I dont hear from you by 1, im cutting you off but leaving the bridge unburned. Lets do it together.

Im lonely . The only person I thought was a true friend, Im learning isn’t . he has agoraphobia. He rarely goes anywhere. He expects me to wait around for him . he strings people along . empty promises . he really is ill . he really doesn’t care I...

I thought you would appreciate a parting gift.

I love being objectified. You crave this d***, dont you?

as for number 3, i have a fleshlite

Unlike you, I know how to keep a fish on the hook.

Tight jeans legs crossed

I’d like to think Wilbur Gray for being the only person to ever take my b******* seriously. Congratulations, muppets, tell Gonzo I said he owes me 50 bucks and tell the swedish chef he ain’t got no herrrrnnnnnngggginnn testicles. Meep meep b******. -Beakor

I’m in love with a woman in her 50s and feel miserable because I know she probably will never even consider me. She’s a mother too to make it way worse and not the type who’d be so much into love stuff. Meanwhile my young a** is here having nothing...

This is x y motherfucking z. Bit mofucka

There is only one way to make sure no more felonies, no more dictatorships or fascist regimes, no more disgusting ugliness, no more religious nutjob extremists, no more bloodshed, no more cowardice and messed up severe mental diseases and retardation, no more terrorists and no more fucked up stuff and...

You’re cut off.

I think the answer to what I have to do is to move on without burning the bridge. I’ll be here if you need me. Later hater. One of us has to be responsible.