You can’t look as beautiful as you do and not expect men to constantly look at you or have them seek your attention. You are too beautiful. You are so beautiful you make me very angry because I know I can’t have you. You should make yourself ugly, cut your...

I’d watch my hot older sister in and out of the shower, doing her hair and makeup naked or bottoms only, every chance I got. She knew, ate up how obsessed I was with her, and would play it up, moving and swaying her bare hips, powdering her t*** (which...

Eli- you need to come get me NOW.

Not April. Not May. Not June. Not July. Not later this year. Not 2026.

NOW. Get your b*** out here and get me NOW.

they always say “to be loved is to be known” and I want just that. The thing where he knows when you’re upset, when you’re hurt, and all. The little things that he notices about you. I want just that! I want the kind of thing when Kai knows Paedyn...

chaspendelton Flew me out and ate my south Asian booty hole.

– Jayamali234 aka Jaymalir from fiverr

Ah…. I see…. The Exoteric Latitude… I believe I remember this now. I used it as a dumping ground for my failed expiriments, aborted souls, I’m sorry, discarded child. You have spent your life thinking you were cursed… I’m afraid it wasn’t anything so dramatic… you were born from my...

I will love you to death but won’t talk to you again thats how your silence, your ignore and your super busy alibis transformed me .

Ok Eli. That’s enough. You need to come and get me NOW.

SHUT UP N GET IT OF MY LIFE W****

I had hot-bodied, petite blonde female friend who was all kinds of bi-polar and wacked out to the point of being unsafe to be around. Great a**, was instant erection in her sundress, but otherwise, f****** wacky.

Still, I had tons of s** with her and used her for that...

As soon as they take away social security I’m killing myself. I’m not mentally fit to work full time. I got mad at God and told him if he doesn’t take care of me, he can’t expect me to take care of my family. I know it’s selfish to abandon...

On “Olde Cochranes” Vessel they call me Captain of the ship but not a dirty fckin pirate. I’m from the pirates guild Mafia you can check the emblem, s*** gets wild when the waves start and heads go rollin

-Captain of the ship but not a dirty fckin pirate.

Yes, as a close friend of his I can confirm that Corvallus is back in jail. He got hooked on meth and booze again, started stealing copper wiring and catalytic converters.

He’d be doing poppers, smoking meth and drinking vodka underneath a car while he’s cutting the catalytic converter...

I like to wear spandex leggings or Lycra shorts in public and show off my male genitalia. I like going into busy coffee shops and stand in line showing off. I love the attention and looks I get. I’m quite sure there’s a picture of me somewhere on social media....

After proving to my parents that I can support myself and show a semblance of a fulfilling life, I’m going to leave this world. It’s the least I can do after everything that I’ve put them through. Sure, I’ve been clean for 2 years and will stay clean until then,...

I prayed yesterday and last night and today that this cyclone Alfred will head off to a cyclone graveyard out at sea seeing there is so much cold winds mixing from Southern Ocean and Antarctica areas. Just prayed it will be a fizzer. It’s just fooling doing hokkies around out...

I would have a baby with you but you’ve got to get back on your feet and come back to the real world. I miss you so much

Eli. The time is now for you to come and get me. Not later. Right now.

No more waiting.

Idk what the f*** is going on here but obviously it seems like some kind of cult filled with people with mental health issues who prey on children.

It’s probably all over social media; like people try to say things without saying them but it’s obvious what they mean....

Is there anyone tracking the number of exceptional t*** on a national U.S. politician that have ever been more mouthwatering than are the pair on “AOC” ??

You can wear all the expensive clothes you want, you’re still a f-ucking dirty Indian and nothing is going to take that away.

Goodnight boy cat. Thanks for a delicious dinner.

You make me so happy. ❤️😘

I love you sooo much :3

Posting my Ex Dustin Holmes info because he’s a p******** that cums to pictures of 8 year old girls in bikinis. His number is 587 926 1234 shame him and help plaster his info everywhere. He swears he has no childporn but I bet he does.

I hate honkers

i hate n******

Trump is your reality, you stupid farkers.

Now get your heads out of your arses and deal in your 2025 reality.

Life is not just another birthday bong hit for you.

Say it with me. F*CK America!
Let the USA Burn!
United States of Sh*thole.
Let every American know, every country hates you! F*CK USA!
Say it with me. F*CK America!
Let the USA Burn!
United States of Sh*thole.
Let every American know, every...

if i hear wheels on the bus again im gonna smack someone round and round. if i hear wheels on the bus again im gonna smack someone round and round. if i hear wheels on the bus again im gonna smack someone round and round. if i hear wheels on...

When I was in my late 20s, I was dating t his girl named Seema. We went for a vacation together to my friends wedding in Florida. We stayed a few days after the wedding and went to Disney World to spend some time together.

On the second day...

N*gga did you just see my Audemar glisten? Stick shift sitting, my d*** hittin, switch hitten, 100 spoke rims make em n***** look when I’m rollin by p*issin, gold plated transmission just to flex onna b**** you ain’t gittin, a crew of niqqas roll behind me succin colt 45 fromma...

My 12 disc CD changer is starting to malfunction, malfunction, malfunction. F*** f*** f*** F*CK!. it keeps repeating Justin Bieber so many times ive torn my artificial ears off!..-

-Rotary Benson (The man built from scrap metal)

Something crawling in the night….
Something that could cause fright…
Something that could have a knife…
The kind of soul to take a life…
No makeup almost as scary as my wife….
Here it comes… SLICE.
-Demon Kane.

If you want them to get you tell them where you are

I love you very much. I heard ‘it won’t be long’. But that’s ridiculously not good enough. You want to talk, you text me.

I’m thankful for all you’ve done bc it’s truly amazing.

Now get your b*** out here and come get me.

This is a truth but I am lying to everyone around me. I am going insane. I check my shoulders every other second. I clear rooms in my mind as if there’s an active shooter. I am erratic and violent. If I’m not paranoid, I’m angry. I’ve never hurt any...

55 years ago my Brother knocked up our 13 year old cousin, their daughter Iris is two years older than I am. Dad and my uncle married sisters so she is a first cousin on both sides and $lut her and my moms. 25 years ago she needed a place...

Brabus Mercedes G Wagon in Düsseldorf Königsallee.
■GERMAN CARSPOTTER■

Bugatti Chiron at KÖ59 Hotel.
■GERMAN CARSPOTTER■

Mercedes SL at Rewe.
■GERMAN CARSPOTTER■

Bugatti Veyron 16:4 Sport at Kö59
■GERMAN CARSPOTTER■

2007 Hummer H2 in Essen.
■GERMAN CARSPOTTER■

Honda Civic EG in Gütersloh.
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$3 Big Bufords today, rumor has it Prestonian will be at every Rallys or Checkers simultaneously to feast on them and your c****!

To be honest I really miss cataotiz. She’s always been good to me since high school. If I’m honest she probably forgot about me. Or Doesn’t remember my Name. I never dated her but I always had a large respect for her. I’m happy she’s married. And I wish her...

THE 97TH OSCARS FROM LA.

Cynthia Wicked shows off bald head.

Guhlinda aka Araina Grande gives me a b****.

Conan O Brien reminds me that I miss his TV show.

Timothy Chalomet looks like a banana.

Jeff Goldblum grows another foot taller.

Dune sandworm plays an instrument.

Anora looks like...