my f****** a** hurts

I told you if you were honest with me that I’d try to be open to what you had to say.

I want to get out of here ASAP.

you said final season starts the 22nd; so about how much longer is this gonna be?

I am a heterosexual male. I am in a long term, monogamous relationship and have a healthy s** life. But when I watch p***, I NEVER watch vaginal i**********. I’ve been watching all a*** s** videos for 25 years and have no plans on ever watching normal s** on film....

I cant go a f****** day without thinking of you. even though its been a very very long time. I’ve never been more in love. I’ve never missed anyone more.

Happy birthday Ramirez.alondra1.

Sometimes I don’t know what to think.

But this is my third birthday with zombies. It might sound cool or like a survival accomplishment or something but it’s not.

Come get me RIGHT NOW.

If you’re waiting on me to be this dreamy little princess expecting my prince...

JELLO C** B** LOU YOUR EVIL SPELLS OF @FUCKOFF LAUREN@ ARE IN YOUR MIRROR NOW AND GOD HAS CUT YOU OFF FROM HARMING ME. DIRTY LOU YOU STINK BUT YOU CAN’T HARM ME . YOU BAD W****.

After My Dad caught me sucking my grandfather off we would have s** in my room and he always left the door open so anyone and everyone could watch us. My Mom told me that dad would dress up for his dad so when he did his father would take...

Eli, come get me RIGHT now.

Post your number.

Israeli soldiers make boys jack each other off and then they make the boys cut their balls off while the boys dicks are very hard when the balls are cut off….. after the balls are cut off many boys put their dicks in other boys pussies trying to make the...

I love you Eli 💖
More than anyone in the universe.

No one loves me like you.

The unwavering love and commitment and kindness you’ve given me all these years means more than I could ever say.

The overwhelming amount of love you invest in me, every single day,...

It’s hard to trust someone when you openly trusted them before and they let you down and hurt you deeply.

And not just once but many times.

Elijah, come and get me right now.
Post your number and I’ll text you.

But I’m done waiting for you to magically...

Spend one summer at my grandparents farm I learned a lot about animals to the point I actually have fun with them. Grandma and I have talked about the birds and the bees. I actually asked grandma can we do it?

She said if we do is between us,...

Haymitch Abernathy from the Hunger Games gives me butterflies. I don’t even know why.

Many years ago I almost fucked my virgin sister.But I wasn’t brave enough…I know now that I was only a few kisses and maybe 5 minutes from the penetration of her virgin p**** .We both sat on her bed ..I was only in my briefs she in only in white...

Since my father caught me sucking on grandfather he has been sucking me off a lot lately . He came in my bedroom and undressed and looked at me and told me to lay down on my bed. He took off my shorts and there I am and he leaves...

Eli get your b*** out here NOW and come get me.

RIGHT. F******. NOW.

(some guy wrote this on a h***** website: )

“Nigeria is the only country in the world where hot girls get turned-on by a 50 yo man to because of his wallet.

Amino Kano, (near Beer Barn) is where all the street girls hang out. On a Wednesday or...

It’s a tradition for your family to take an Easter photo.
Its a tradition for me to steal your children’s soul in the photo, where it is trapped forever.
Their souls will burn in eternal flames
-Evil Easter Bunny.

Eli, get your b*** out here now and come get me.

I could melt you on Easter Sunday right in front of your kids just for a laugh with my heat vision.
-Evil Jesus.

I’m 28 now my grandma raised me she takes me everywhere back in my younger days. She was my first in and out of bed, she taught me well, how to pleasure women thanks to her I have a wonderful wife. I never said anything to my wife about grandma...

i slowly tore apart a youtuber’s friendships because i didn’t like him. i’ve been running leaker accounts and i would publish whatever i could dig up from his google drives, i got the links from a friend of his but i gave credit to a different friend and now they’ve...

keep that dirty old s*** and old b****** pig sh!ter at the Troubled J for jerriatric radio house the F away from me. stupid dirty old woman and dirty old man bastards they are. No wonder some paster followed him around his car and garage telling him he needed to...

Eli, I’m sorry for calling you names. You know I didn’t mean it :3 I love you more than anything in this universe, always will.

But, you still need to come get me asap.

Love you baby. Cuddle me while I sleep :3

Eli.

Come and get me right now.

RIGHT. NOW.

I don’t care about anything else. Get out here now.

GET YOUR B*** OUT HERE NOW ELI.

RIGHT F****** NOW.

I’m not staying here any long and I’m not waiting any longer.
Eli, get your A** OUT HERE RIGHT F****** NOW AND GET ME OUT OF THIS GODDAMN HOUSE.

HURRY THE F*** UP STUPID, AND I’M NOT GETTIN A DAMN PLUMBER SO SHUT THE F*** UP

I really wish I knew what you’re thinking Ramirez.alondra1 or what u are doing now. I wanna talk to someone.

My aunt wants me to stop by her house after work to pick up something for my mom. She opens the door wearing her robe and said come on in. I follow her into the kitchen looking at her behind. She has the big rear end and I want it....

What’s the f*ucking point of DeepSeek if I can’t use it to generate N*** stuff? That’s the only advantage they could possibly have over Chat GPT.

When I was dating my ex girlfriend Seema- we used to kiss each other in the back of my of my car until we both had an o***** (while fully clothed- except for our shoes) at pretty much at the same time. It was very hot to say the least....

Tis not gay to twirl another mans pony tail or man bun, it tis alpha male bonding in my country.
-The adventures of man bun milos

2 days ago, I was chatting with my cousin Tanya, with whom I had a kissing affair when we were in our teens- 20 years ag

I asked her one question about our affair, and she told me that she didn’t remember any details about our affair. and kind of...

in my country it is not gay to twirl another mans man bun or ponytail but a bonding experience for alpha males. -The adventures of man bun milos

Bryant Hartnett is a homosexual.

I miss you ramirez.alondra1

GET YOUR A** OUT HERE AND GET ME RIGHT F****** NOW ELI

RIGHT. F******. NOW.

Im gonna f****** kill myself. Life is tough and i hate it.

So you’re just gonna sit on your a** saying “pretty soon” like a hint? No f*** you!
Get off your a** and get me out of this f****** house RIGHT NOW.

Not ‘pwetty soon’.

NOW. Right f****** NOW.