gonna try no salt added Ketchup on ramen chicken flavor. chicken pargm..

I really like this guy but I could never tell him even if I think he likes me back because I don’t think my friends like him.
I feel like an a******

She fucked So many n****** you’re Jenny’s dad. Hey Don’t worry though eventually she’ll find forest.

It’s over compensation for their tiny weiners.

You are the biggest hack in Hollywood, b****. You are so talentless and bad at your job that you take it out on anyone you can. Namely, anyone with a “lower” job title than you.

You road the coattails of significantly more successful filmmakers than yourself. You’re an inarticulate...

He’s a bad dude that’s why he was there with another girl at a different girl’s without his girlfriend. Yall are friends because of it.

I’m sure the orderly will bring a spit mask with a turtle suit an wheelchair with straps. She became an animal that’s hard to look at. You deserve it.

You don’t belong to you’re parents. Factually, they belong to you. Think about it?? You do something they have to pay. You do belong to you’re government.

I’m not surprised. Corvallus always has been into violating his a** with plastic toys.

How messed up in the head can someone be to run around intentionally sleeping with multiple married men who ultimately end up with their families destroyed and at the same time have the nerve to always be posting about prayers and loving God? When you set out to destroy another...

Corvallus just violated himself with a plastic dinosaur. I saw it through a hotel window. My eyes! They burn! He had almost the whole thing up his a**, and only the tail was sticking out! It was like he had a weird little dino tail all his own, except it...

20 yr old woman here. My deepest secret is that I have a s***** fetish for men who are married/taken. If I’m talking to a guy in any situation (at work, in public, online, etc), and he lets it slip that he’s married or has a girlfriend, I instantly become...

Lonely is an epidemic here. You are heard. It’s normal to feel lonely sometimes. If it is often enough that it’s causing depression, then it’s time to confide in someone.

Some people s***, and they trash-talk others. They are just not Smurfy.

since 2016 the Mysoginystic, far-right, hate group known as The Proud Boys have been flaunting their C*** emblazoned flag across the supposed free nation of America.
These men seek to deny Human Rights from the people that we as a community support, a community that prides ourselves on inclusion...

re b*** fuked dude: ask her to peg u

You are beautiful and deserve to live. You deserve all of the good things in life. I wish that I could take your hand and tell you that. Don’t harm yourself, please. You deserve far better than this, venting on here. I wish you all the good things for which...

I can’t hold a relationship with a woman because I was raped by another man. I finally met the right girl but can’t be intimate with her. When I was 18 I was locked up for stealing a car. It wasn’t my first time but Virginia is very strict. Because...

I have toes.

I kind of get where this person is coming from. People have fallen thousands of feet without parachutes and lived. Others die after a drop of 10 or 12 feet. Physics are complicated, peeps. Don’t be a jackass to people who are struggling.

Unless you’re just talking to yourse. In...

I got nothing but s** on my mind.

The moment I wake up,s**,eat,s**, I’d look at strangers and imagine them f****** my brains out.

Worst part of it all I’m still a virgin. I have a wild imagination and this is because I read too many fictions and s***....

I was never confident in my s******** until Corvallus licked my b*******.

My breasts are enormous and I’m lactating right now so I need to keep pumping. They don’t make a maternity bra in my 46O size so i keep having to take my bra off to pump. My bra is real big and heavy and it has seven rows of hooks...

Hello my name is Chris and i am here writing for my friend Clark Hallisey who was contacted on FB by a young white male and a middle aged African American male who explained that they had come to understand that Clark was interested in homosexual encounters from this website...

I have only five people on my snap because it’s where I post my day to day life. But only one person ever watches my stories. At first I thought maybe I post too much and annoy people. But then when I watch everyone else’s they’re always much longer than...

This is true. I guess some people just get spoiled when there are always people randomly giving them free $ too because they feel they deserve it and like them. It’s hard to see a view like that when it’s never existed for you. I had a very successful career...

Yeah right. You wish. If you weren’t such an ugly freak of f****** retarded nature, which is your parents fault, you wouldn’t need to demand to be fun odd by a normal all around good person, loser. S***** atoning…. Hahahahaha! F*** that. That’s laughable. You’re a retard.

I bought 2 used p****** off an Etsy seller. A s*** cotton thong I could stretch over my face to sniff and lick while stroking my c*** with the other, a silky nylon one that partly fit in her a** crack but also partly covered her b*** cheeks. Both of...

S***** autonomy will eventually be outlawed. If you don’t s*** that t*****’s d***, f*** that fat girl, or let that incel f*** your p****, you’ll be in serious legal trouble. It will be the real definition of “r*** culture” and the “feminists” of tomorrow will DEFEND this s***! Any woman...

It is when you are trapped in a relationship where you need to rely on the support of someone you have grown to hate. I guess you can leave and go live in a cardboard box.

That’s life if you want to live comfortably. It’s one of those games in...

I think some women neglect their children to be a part of the economy rat race just to ‘win’ men who then are only there to gleen from them an Xbox machine, a car, a horse or whatever tickles them. Then that man can scoot along when he finds an...

You don’t need a career goal to live. Some people’s lives can head into a different direction. There are other things in life besides the buying and selling of goods and services. It is nice to focus on such things if you have a clear and open space to do...

The child who hates children. . we are so glad you have not been blessed with children. It takes a loving giving person to care for them, one who is not a selfish dimwit like yourself.

You’re being ridiculous. I would s*** you so good you would not stop thinking...

Bang Energy CEO Jack Owoc is a p******** and groomer
he grooms teen girls to be the playthings of powerful republicans
he has brought teen girls to Mar-a-Lago to be drugged & raped by republican donors and politicians

You’re as simply as intelligent as bug’s.

“Cream Gene” isn’t a real person I made him up & i dont do teams, and the Perineum enthusiast here is a real life actual Grundlehuffer!

– CORVALLUS

A game I like to play is to walk down the street and count the number of women I want to f***. So far 4, I only started a few minutes ago.

I can only tolerate your spying in small increments.

IDK who needs to hear this, but moms aren’t special.

You are NOT special just because some man cream pied your stank p**** and you popped out a child some time after.

In fact, a lot of y’all are trash parents that treat your children like s***, traumatize them, and...

I have had a major p**** fetish since I was in high school back in the early 90s and started buying my own p****** just a few years later. I have been wearing 24/7 for the past 10 or so years and while most guys with a p**** fetish get...