NOBODY is a better spitroaster than GW Bailey

– CORVALLUS

I’m secretly a lesbian

I’m a 45 year old female. Yesterday I experienced a really fun M F M t******** . I knew that one was only 19 . Then afterwards , I learned it was was his father he just turned 38 . Nothing like doing a father / son combo . So...

There is a law suite about Camp Lejeune.

It says you had to be there from 1987 and earlier.

I got there in early 1988. I don’t qualify.

Every time I go #2, it is all blood. It is bright red. I mean there is a LOT of blood.

I...

You morons know what I did today? I googled the ancient phrase: “Up your b*** and around the corner” (and I’m nearly sixty)

I’m sorry, I thought it is what we are doing. Now I like somebody. But I LOVE you.

tell me how to survive every part of forgetting her

Why couldn’t you just be normal?

My name is Michelle I am 17. I am lying in my bed right now listening to my mom getting fucked by her date. It is so hot, my mom is screaming f*** my p**** and moaning as he pounds her. I rubbing my c***

I DONT PLAY WITH YOU B******* A** N***** I AINT F****** NO N***** BY DUMPSTERS SHUT THE F*** UP IMA CHOKE YOU OUT WITH MY B******** C*** MOTHERFUCKA IM THE NIGGERONIAN AND I AINT NEVER FUCKED YOUR CRACKERJACK A** YOU FUCKED THAT OTHER GAY F***** N**** PRESTONWHITEBOYFUCKTOY I AINT THAT...

To our supposed “fellow” Americans in Minnesota and other states bordering the Mississippi River who’ve sent letters to The Desert Sun: Your less-than-friendly replies to the idea of Mississippi water being sent by canal to meet up with the Colorado River is no surprise to us in the West.

Hey fatass, every time I see you I have flashbacks to f****** your wife. Remember that time you took your kid to the t-ball tournament for the weekend? We fucked the whole time you were gone. I’ve got the body, the c*** and the stamina you don’t and I made...

I fucked my wife’s younger sister and I enjoyed every bit of it. She said my d*** is so sweet, that I f*** so well and she would like me to f*** her over and over again.

Computer One
Dear Enemy
Computer One
Computer One I’d like to ask a question please
Exactly where does love go wrong
I thought she knew how much she meant to me
I turned around to see and she was gone
So tell me...

Think it’s a fare trade . My boyfriend wants me to s*** his d*** . But refuses to lick a fresh cream pie off me .

Mom is highly jealous ! I’m only 16 . My mom says I’ll never get lost . Because my breasts are 40 dd .

i am extremely attracted to terrible people. serial killers manipulators school shooters mentally ill people and abusive people i dont know why exactly but awful people are really attractive to me

There’s so many soft beta males today

Today is my 17th anniversary and I spent it having dinner with my wife and then sexting and sending d*** pics to my 16 year old girlfriend later on

Hey Mr. I still like you.

Stop posting about your prideful arrogance, your human get over it.

i love playing magic tricks with my moms s** toys
i like to make them disappear in my p**** when no one is around
one time i almost got caught …i don’t think daddy saw it

when you’re married you don’t f*** …when you’re divorced you’re f****** everything
that should tell you not to marry the b****** all they want is an extra paycheck

I have always struggled with body image all my life, I was one of the “chubby” ones and everyone made fun of me so I decided to get skinny, but it still didn’t make me feel beautiful and I still feel worthless and that no one will ever truly want...

CHINESE UGLY INCEL AUTISTIC RETARD DERANGED DELUSIONAL DETACHED P*** SCHIZO RETARD (LIKE ACCORDING TO CENSUS ALL INCELS) NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING...

I’m very bitter of my best friend and her bf’s relationship. Why can’t I find healthy love? Why don’t I have what they have. Whenever they’re being cute together I wanna f****** throw up. They’re cute but god I’m just so tired of not having romance in my life. But...

I like girls, and I want to tell people but I know they won’t be too fond of the idea and they’ll definitely look at me in a different way because, this country is still somewhat conservative.

Gary is a gulper of guy gasms

How many more clues do you need? Let’s f*** already!

I’m 45 year old married housewife . It will be the last time thinking ( I’m 19 ) sure I can take on husband and two of his buddies for a special birthday f*** party .

?y Mom and I are living togeather as a married couple for the last 6 years and I’m not ashamed. My Dad at 58 of a heart attack. I am an only child and had been divorced for 3 years. My Mom was 33 when I was born. We were...

Sorry for friendzoned you but i like someone else and he is so special to me

I love the taste of Dog C**.

i murdered my stupid little sisters pet lizard named potato chip :I

The budest, morman, Nation of Islam, Baptist, or jojoba witness religion have a scam that they have been trying to prove Catholics are hookers. The girl gets pregnant and they try to prove she’s a w****, take her baby from her, kill her boyfriend, and she can’t have anymore kids....

If I ever had a thing, it was that.

Okay

My wife knows I’m knowing cheating on her, but stays with me because she signed a prenup. She doesn’t know that I’m sleeping with multiple people, most of them being young men. Younger than my eldest daughter’s age. I know I should feel bad about it, but I don’t.

One woman describes a violent and painful gang r*** and recalls, “One of the most disturbing things that happened that night is that I had an o*****. Despite years of marriage, it was my first o***** ever.”

tomato soup is good during winter. But chicken noodle is the best for the heart and soul. I hope you will know, as you rest and try to sleep. May the angels of god. surround you in love and peace..and help you sleep soundly. Many hugs are being sent your...