It was a wild first time for him. I needed to help him glide his unexperienced cream pie nozzle in my pie pan. Moments later he was stirring away. The look on his face when he squirted. He asked can we make another cream pie. I replied sure lets bake another one. Took him longer this time. He asked why did take longer. I lied to him saying I’m not sure, but it was really fun filling up that pie pan again.
im so f***** sick i think i might die
No cuts, no scars, no bruises, crack yer head open with my rusty crowbar
Prevail Wonder
Before time began, there was the Cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our race was born. For a time, we lived in harmony. But like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil. And so began the war. A war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death, and the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space. We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home. Searching every star, every world. And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called… Earth. [the All Spark falls to Earth] But we were already too late
Optimus Primer
Diversity is such a strength that it requires 24/7 propaganda to remind us. And a police state to enforce it…
I wish I hadn’t let things go the way they did, but I wish I could tell you I’ve never stopped loving you and caring about you. I pray that one day you meet Jesus and he changes your life. Maybe one day if it’s God’s will we shall meet...
I need someone to change my pants and wipe my little wet tushie for me. I’m not shy. I’m just a little wetter girl. Love Chloe xx
I’m a childish little wetter girl and I just wet my pants like a little kid. I didn’t wanna go potty so I just sat here and made a little puddle and now my little tushie is all wet. Love Chloe xx
Does anyone know that user that used to post on here and secrets anon called “MIGOS ATL”? He was a failed rapper Found out that the user had his brains splattered out. Someone splattered him at a bowling alley a few years ago after he dissed them
Confucius Say: “If you let people who s*** in hole all their lives into your country, you have shithole country”
You look amazing, hope you have good memories of me and we can reconnect. Have thought about you from time to time. Miss you…..
I’m an adult male and I like to pick my nose and eat my snot.
We all know what you REALLY do with those 3D face scans, Smoky Dave.
-Under His Eye
My cousin, four years older than I am, left their family ranch after his sister, my age(13), got pregnant she claimed from r***. I live on my wife’s (Oregon) family farm I hadn’t seen him for nine years when he and two other cowboys came our favorite bar. He asked...
Blue eyes: no White skin: no Blonde hair: no European: no High IQ: no Superior: no
You are NOT german. You are garbage 🗑
🇩🇪The Tika of the Swas🇩🇪
You haven’t gone through enough to justify your actions towards others. You deserve so much worse and don’t you worry baby doll, it’s coming for you. 🙂
Extroverts love to inflict all manner of hell on introverts and treat any negative response as a flaw that the introvert must work on fixing rather than a fundamental difference that should simply be accepted.
I am an actress and I go to the bar/pub with the intent of getting laid. I order one drink and sip it and then talk and act like I am really drunk, slurring my words and loud. Even tho I am not drunk at all.
The H.orny guys come...
I loved my Aunt. I dropped my load in her all the time with no worries about making babies. She had to wear a pantie liner to keep the juices where they belong.
Oshawa is full of nothing but whores and creeps. If you want to hear about some truly b******* things check out the Austin Eady harassment and stalking and situation.
I have been noticing these issues in my neighbourhood for the past 17 years or more 1- loud s** on trampolines over the road , s** group meetups or partner swap s** sessions on trampoline 2- fake bird calls with bird whistles and wooden frog calls out the...
I have worked at this company for 6 years, I an 28 years old with a nice shape, I am friendly by nature, but I feel I am s***** deviant, as I love to s@ck C@ck.. does not matter who or shape or size, I just really have always enjoy...
Life isn’t fair when you walk in on, you’re 16 year-old son measuring his morning w o o d y. Then learning he’s longer than your husband. Then all you can do is smile and wish.
I hate the word ‘obvious’ and the concept of it. Nothing is obvious. There are 8 billion people on Earth and there is no one piece of knowledge every one on this planet knows. Also, the word betrays that the speaker has an empty imagination or is lazy because often...
A fantasy that can’t come true is torture.
Corvallus works at McDonald’s.
I used to dig him out after work behind the restaurant in the parking lot. He was always covered with shredded lettuce and smelled like French fries.
JoAnna Freeland’s energy was contagious today… I love seeing her in such an elated state. She is a beautiful person. I would do anything for her.
I like the name Bock, but it’s not a first name, it’s a surname. I think it should be a first name. I like Beroca too and Brick. Those would be good first names.
under the influence of a mental illness, I did things that I consider unethical, a belief I would sometimes express to others. I thought they were bad when I was doing them, too; I was trying to stop and eventually succeeded. I might not have morally been a hypocrite, because...
Not all who hate n****** are certified Niggerhaters
I would love to see some females do my neck twisting kink..if you’re interested in what it is check out my ig page hannah_westonland..if you’re interested dm me.
Слава богу, глупые американцы даже не знают, что Дональд Трамп делает за нас нашу работу и уничтожает их! Аляска скоро снова будет принадлежать матушке-России.
I don’t have a sister, I have pisster.
I need to pee but I don’t wanna go to the toilet. I wanna sit here and wet my pants like a little kid. I’m a little teenage wetter girl. Love Chloe xx
I am a Man, 34 years old, and I enjoy wearing women’s lingerie, especially P****** (SIlk or Satin) Occasionally I wear them to work under my men’s clothing for my personal satisfaction of knowing I have a hidden secret, and how they feel on me.
A month ago, one of...
I feel really childish standing here and wetting myself like a little kid but I can’t help it. I’m a little teenage wetter girl and I need someone to wash my little tushie for me. Love Chloe xx
I just wet myself again. I’m not ready to be a big girl. I’m a little wetter girl and I need someone to change me and wipe me. Love Chloe xx
Kylie came over this moring after everyone left, She left her clothes on as she began Sucking me off and after about 20 minutes I squirted C** in her mouth she moaned and slowly kept suckin she showed me the c** in her mouth and swallowed it as I walked...
i love s******* submitting to black men, getting bullied, roughed up by them, i kno being a white guy it’s like being made a slave but i don’t feel like I can help it.
I need someone to change my pants and wipe my little wet tushie for me. I really hadd to pee and it just came out in my pants and now I’m all wet like a little kid. I know I’m a messy little girl but it was only a little...
I’m a teenage wetter girl. I wet myself in bed every night and quite a lot in the day. It’s unfair to expect me to use the toilet. I’m only 18 and I still feel like a little girl. Love Chloe xx
Avoid p***, there’s something about it that’s not right. It puts you in a trance and alters your thinking.
Ok so… there’s this guy I really like, and I think he really likes me. I want to think of him as my bf, but at the same time…. it’s difficult for me because I’m not sure where we stand. I feel like we don’t have a spark..
The thing...
we don’t want a royal visit here and catherine and william better teach their child to stay away from men i like as she is just a worthless child. I AM ALL THAT MATTERS. ITS NOT ALL ABOUT YOUR FUNTS.