It doesn’t really matter though. Plenty of things trump even a nice p****. I know that. Quite a few women would leave a man with a modest job and a super nice p****, for a rich man with a meh p****. Hell they might even leave for a deadbeat the...

Coach has me in a diaper and plastic pants today. I bet he’ll take me to the detention room, and strap me to the therapy table for a nice, long, high-pressure deep colonic irrigation treatment using a big inflatable nozzle. I hope he lets me s*** his huge c*** while...

Alas, I don’t care who you’re with because all you are is pain because you want your c*** in every girl that you see and that is not anything to be jealous of, it is only to pity the poor girl who will suffer and be hurt all the days...

I got my Dad’s gay Sister pregnant when I was 15. Only my Mom ,Dad and her know. She stayed with us when she came home for a class reunion. She was sleeping in my Sister’s room beside mine. They brought her home late so drunk she got in my...

I’m married to a b****. I work my a** off to please her, only to have her jump on any misfortune, or error, or slightest mistake, and run with it for hours, days, and weeks, permanently holding it against me.
I even sing a song to myself about her....

HI MY NAME IS TABITHA POPPINS AND MY PRONOUNS ARE CANT/SWIM. 😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

THERE’S NO PRONOUNS IN HELL FREAK!!! 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

TRANNYS BELONG IN CAGES AND COFFINS.

don’t give catholics the time of day. they deliberately didn’t tell me about their first communion laws and made a fool of me as a punishment for getting molested as a child and they said “we did this to you cuz you got caught being a dirty little girl letting...

I love making anorexic girls vomit on my c***. Thay like it too!

If only T***** Poppins has spent more time learning how to swim instead of rioting and destroying he’s local Portland community. Or maybe he just started identifying as a fish?

I used to feel very patriotic before I became unemployed and then I understood that my country doesn’t care about me. I looked around a realized that you can put most patriots into 2 categories. The most common are the uneducated, people incapable of critical thinking. The other catagory is...

THAT IS STABBITHA COFFINS TO YOU! YOU SORE LOSER. I GOT THE YOUNGER PRINCE WHO IS RICHER THEN YOU AND PRETTIER AND HE AND HIS BROTHER ARE ALL MINE. AND ONLY WANT ME. SO HA AH HA HA HA HA HA. I WIN AFTERALL. AND WHAT A HAPPY HUGE WIN...

RICHARD HUCKLE IS IN HEAVEN. RICHARD HUCKLE WAS A BEAUTIFUL & TALENTED HUMAN BEING. R.I.P RH 👨‍👧‍👦💕💗💗💗

Most of the time employee loyalty is meaningless. In the movies it’s something to be celebrated like the person is with the company 30 years so they’re living legend. In real life, no. A teacher at my old high school has been there for about 45 years. In the movies...

I have always searched for love, but I always ended up getting used and hurt. Now I hook up with random girls and do one night stands just to feel something, at least for a moment. Since I have never been able to feel the real love in my heart....

Just got home from a long night out and my prodigious backbush is so caked with dried jizzlejuice it feels like a bird’s nest!

CORVALLUS

^^ That hit too close to home.
Beautifully spoken.

I know it’s only my truth… I was never made for this world. I try to not take advantage or manipulate people… but often find myself doing so regardless. I’ve never maliciously taken from anyone… I am just so egregiously helpless in modern society that many find the need to...

No one cares what sort of side pieces a w**** takes. He’s still a w****, making you an even lower denominator than you were to begin with. When you find someone special that doesn’t already belong to the rest of the world anyway, maybe someone might actually care.

Would you consider actually messaging back ☕?
I’m leaving and will live 4 hours away 😇
I hella miss chatting with you.
Also to add to what I said earlier.. I didn’t mean it like take pitty on me.
Well Chao 😋

If anyone you were fuking was any good, you wouldn’t be having to give their p**** germs to someone who actually makes you c**. You’re a liar and she’s a dud.

Yuck

Biden has my vote! 👌👌👌👌👌

RICHARD HUCKLE IS IN HEAVEN. RICHARD HUCKLE WAS A BEAUTIFUL & TALENTED HUMAN BEING. R.I.P RH 👨‍👧‍👦💕💗💗💗

RICHARD HUCKLE IS IN HEAVEN. RICHARD HUCKLE WAS A BEAUTIFUL & TALENTED HUMAN BEING. R.I.P RH 👨‍👧‍👦💕💗💗💗

To: I confess. I abuse my birdie and I lie to Mother and say I didn’t rub my bird.
Me: Continue as you are – toilet paper is better than, well, nothing and you won’t go to Hell, because such a place does not exist – that is the...

To: My stepdad was leaving my bedroom with something in hand as I got out of the shower.
Me, If female, yes he was and your mind is on the right track. Rub your wee wee hole furiously and you will have an o***** in your p****** of course...

To: I know I’m conventionally attractive in some ways and I shouldn’t complain but I do get tired of men looking me up and down for way too long and making suggestive comments.
Me: Don’t worry, your looks won’t last for very long ,then nobody will look you up...

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at 𝚏lir𝗍𝟸s**.c𝗈m
I’ll be waiting you…Be waiting a long time then, like forever

You want to kick a Jewboy in the nuts – think about the delicious anticipation: Was me, (If I were an American – I am not) Just call an American Income Tax Investigator (it only takes a telephone call to say “what about Steve Kirsch’s “Overall” substack.***?), I would be...

Time to get my

BACKSNATCH

Bred!

I’ve been dating “Melissa” for several months. She’s smart, funny, and quick witted. I know Melissa is self conscious about her appearance/weight. I know Melissa is considered overweight, but she’s attractive, even though she doesn’t see it. I don’t care about the fact that she has 15 to 20 extra...

Shot gun wedding your uncle.

I cant shake this loneliness this year. its been getting worse and worse since the beginning of the summer. No matter how social i am I still feel so painfully lonely.

I still feel worthless…. I still feel unwanted, unlovable, ugly, stupid…
I’d do anything for a hug… For someone to tell me it will all be okay… For someone that loves me as hard as I love that one man… Truth is, no one ever will. I’ve never been...

Daddy said it was a special game. The Doctor said it was a torn sphincter 🤔

It’s 9:19 pm and my husband went to get cranberry juice for me because I have a bladder infection.

What he doesn’t know is I got it from by Black lover’s big c***.

I would love to be talking with you right now. Trying to make you smile. Singing to you. You answering my questions with questions. Good times.

You’re not even hot for each other or you wouldn’t be here. We don’t care what you claim to be eating.