He gets to practically live with three beautiful women. I like it best when he laughs about the ridiculous things we talk about together.

Nothing kills a good person more than them reminding you of your ex. Remember that.

Anyone that still wears a mask is mentally ill. thats a fact. they got some serious mental issues.

I’m alright now. At least you were the one to call this over, not me.

i couldnt stop staring at your beuatiful bulge today you 21 year old hottie.

You left out the part of being closeted gay. And bored people don’t keep coming back again and again for more. It’s no one else’s fault you can’t face who you really are. Fuk you.

So I’m going to be brutally honest. And I’m going to keep this short.

I left my ex boyfriend twice. We were together for 8 years. I cheated on him alot. The first time I left. I had overwhelming butterflies for a co worker. My ex tried everything to get...

You’re a fuking nerd amusing himself with trash we don’t care about because you s*** in the real world. Isn’t there a cool person’s a** you need to crawl up and kiss?? Go build yourself an online girlfriend who lies and says your s*** matters. You’re a w**** with a...

Get a life. Listening through doors and walls. Ripping holes in the white privacy fabric over the bottom of the bathroom window? People like you s*** where you eat

Man you can’t blackmail people who don’t give a s*** about all this nonsense. So what. Everyone does s***** things with their s** partners. Go ahead and out s*** to the dweebs of society. Who fuking cares. Get a life.

No difference what’s between the legs.
Borderline crazy beliefs, leads to fail experiments.<[You]
Infiltration led to Integration all the while you complain about inflation

I fuking hate you. I hope all your secrets are outed by someone less compassionate than me. And who cares about your loser audience. What a bunch of sorry fuking losers.

No your kind is trash. It’s impossible for you to live off the land Because you lack the knowledge and grit. I bet you pay for electricity. I’ll bet your water if full of fluoride. I bet you give birth to a dumbass even less human then you.
Infact...

You know when she breaths, she’s thinking about children. She’s such a p********. Her body naturally does it. I bet she’s got a little b**** an no balls. Hermaphrodite

1508 1as Mother GeMs

That’s why I sent your stupid a** an old photo. It was very clear you were melting down you stupid alcoholic. I’d start counting the days. Soon she’ll see vids

I PRAY THAT MRS MARTHA MABRA HAS A POP SHOOT TO HER SKULL -E.A.M.G

I’m not talking to you. We all have those moments where someone wants to fuk us when we’re out and about, and those times when our lovers told us what they like about us. Congratulations to him on being one of the biggest jerks I’ve ever known. Such a ‘nice...

I want Snapple!

It doesn’t really matter though. Plenty of things trump even a nice p****. I know that. Quite a few women would leave a man with a modest job and a super nice p****, for a rich man with a meh p****. Hell they might even leave for a deadbeat the...

Coach has me in a diaper and plastic pants today. I bet he’ll take me to the detention room, and strap me to the therapy table for a nice, long, high-pressure deep colonic irrigation treatment using a big inflatable nozzle. I hope he lets me s*** his huge c*** while...

Alas, I don’t care who you’re with because all you are is pain because you want your c*** in every girl that you see and that is not anything to be jealous of, it is only to pity the poor girl who will suffer and be hurt all the days...

I got my Dad’s gay Sister pregnant when I was 15. Only my Mom ,Dad and her know. She stayed with us when she came home for a class reunion. She was sleeping in my Sister’s room beside mine. They brought her home late so drunk she got in my...

I’m married to a b****. I work my a** off to please her, only to have her jump on any misfortune, or error, or slightest mistake, and run with it for hours, days, and weeks, permanently holding it against me.
I even sing a song to myself about her....

HI MY NAME IS TABITHA POPPINS AND MY PRONOUNS ARE CANT/SWIM. 😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

THERE’S NO PRONOUNS IN HELL FREAK!!! 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

TRANNYS BELONG IN CAGES AND COFFINS.

don’t give catholics the time of day. they deliberately didn’t tell me about their first communion laws and made a fool of me as a punishment for getting molested as a child and they said “we did this to you cuz you got caught being a dirty little girl letting...

I love making anorexic girls vomit on my c***. Thay like it too!

If only T***** Poppins has spent more time learning how to swim instead of rioting and destroying he’s local Portland community. Or maybe he just started identifying as a fish?

I used to feel very patriotic before I became unemployed and then I understood that my country doesn’t care about me. I looked around a realized that you can put most patriots into 2 categories. The most common are the uneducated, people incapable of critical thinking. The other catagory is...

THAT IS STABBITHA COFFINS TO YOU! YOU SORE LOSER. I GOT THE YOUNGER PRINCE WHO IS RICHER THEN YOU AND PRETTIER AND HE AND HIS BROTHER ARE ALL MINE. AND ONLY WANT ME. SO HA AH HA HA HA HA HA. I WIN AFTERALL. AND WHAT A HAPPY HUGE WIN...

RICHARD HUCKLE IS IN HEAVEN. RICHARD HUCKLE WAS A BEAUTIFUL & TALENTED HUMAN BEING. R.I.P RH 👨‍👧‍👦💕💗💗💗

Most of the time employee loyalty is meaningless. In the movies it’s something to be celebrated like the person is with the company 30 years so they’re living legend. In real life, no. A teacher at my old high school has been there for about 45 years. In the movies...

I have always searched for love, but I always ended up getting used and hurt. Now I hook up with random girls and do one night stands just to feel something, at least for a moment. Since I have never been able to feel the real love in my heart....

Just got home from a long night out and my prodigious backbush is so caked with dried jizzlejuice it feels like a bird’s nest!

CORVALLUS

^^ That hit too close to home.
Beautifully spoken.

I know it’s only my truth… I was never made for this world. I try to not take advantage or manipulate people… but often find myself doing so regardless. I’ve never maliciously taken from anyone… I am just so egregiously helpless in modern society that many find the need to...

No one cares what sort of side pieces a w**** takes. He’s still a w****, making you an even lower denominator than you were to begin with. When you find someone special that doesn’t already belong to the rest of the world anyway, maybe someone might actually care.

Would you consider actually messaging back ☕?
I’m leaving and will live 4 hours away 😇
I hella miss chatting with you.
Also to add to what I said earlier.. I didn’t mean it like take pitty on me.
Well Chao 😋