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Yep, like the Shrikebats of Dromedon.
How’d you beat them?
I’m trying to remember.
There were an awful lot of casualties that day. Oh, yeah. We inverted polarities!
*CRASHES*

Autobot Kup

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My parents and I were in Ukraine when the war started
Mom was raped by a Russian soldier in front of me and dad
The thing that amazes me, mom was willing willing to ride her r***** c*** isn front of dad and tongue 💋 kiss him
When the guy said he was going to kill dad it made mom ride his c*** faster ❤️

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This razorblade can make you smile,
Want to see?

Mr Knife 🔪

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I’m gonna carve your face

Jack-o-lantern

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If someone hates you for no reason, give that mother.f.u.cker a reason. Be a man.

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I j e r k e d off at ikea once.

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Reply for, “The sheer volume of mental illness on display on this website is breathtaking.”

Have you looked at the world lately and seen the mental illness on display in High Places? Such as the Epstein files which the government is working hard to suppress to protect wealthy and...

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If your wife is cooking a meal, eat a whole different meal before it’s even done..
Be a man.

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If your neighbour bought his wife a new car for Christmas, key it. Be a man.

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The sheer volume of mental illness on display on this website is breathtaking

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10 months

When I tell y’all white people are f****** cooked! They are f****** done bro.. What the f*** is going on with their white women?? Why are they having s** with the school children? and DOGS! I mean we all been knew they liked f****** dogs & horses. You can go...

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10 months

Nobody will know who I was in 200 years, but they might see the trees I planted which are not native to this forest and wonder how or who put them there.

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Please pray to God through Jesus Christ for better health, wealth, happiness, peace and love. Thank you

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10 months

P.o.rn videos should be muted by default until the viewer clicks ‘play sound’. I almost got caught out if not for my quick reactions. Phew.

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10 months

I’m reading these posts and as a Democrat I hate to say it but Corvallus is just a racist. As a gay man I prefer white men but sure I’ve had black tops and I always treated them with respect and never questioned their political choices. Corvallus is a power...

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10 months

My husband has a pan.tyhose fetish. He does look lovely, nice legs and tight body, no fat.
Tbh I’m jelly.

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10 months

I love her, not you. She’s a rare flower 🌸 and you guys are huge ugly autistic transwomen morons. 🐮🐻💨 No one loves you and now you’ve been extra hurt because your insanity has been fully exposed.

She’s a tiny little girl. You’re adults. Who are you to try...

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10 months

CORVALLUS here again and if you’re black or Latino and you vote Republican you should be put into a prison camp.

I want you on one of the programs my party supports whether it be section 8 welfare or food stamps. Get on it, and I’m not asking anymore....

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10 months

Late at night when I was spending the night at my cousins house I woke up in the middle of the night and saw my cousin m*********** on the couch. Both her hands were buried between her legs, her head was thrown back and her mouth was wide open as...

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10 months

i can’t stand those days of 1970s and 1980s of all those hairy hungry khunthard hippos , remember those toys the hungry hippo, if you put them with most of the ho ho ho horz I knew with hairy Khunts that is what you got and they were fattsexuals/ Turdsexuals...

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I need to go potty but I’m just gonna sit here and make a mess in my pants like a little kid. I’ll need someone to change my pants and wipe my messy little tushie for me but that’s ok. Love Chloe xx

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10 months

If you are female and I hung out with you 20 years ago you are terribly missed. Those were the best years of my life and I like most foolishly took it for granted. It shouldn’t have ended this way with such distance between us. Hope you ladies all are...

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10 months

Obsessed with s** when you’re ugly and slow omfg stop. Obsessed with s** and you’re virgins (but not the hot kind!) STOP. No one loves you, no one wants to date you, and definitely no one wants to f.uck you. Gross a** farm animals. Makes my skin crawl.

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10 months

Look at you guys 🧸, and look at her 🌸. Now a normal person would be able to tell that between all of you, she’s the only one who doesn’t have roast beef in her pants. Mooooo! Big fat ugly autistic transwomen morons. This is why you don’t try to...

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10 months

Look this guy up on LinkedIn. He lives in Toronto. Vincenzo Puopolo – Dog Walker and House Sitter at Doggy

Vincenzo is a pervert who r**** women. Ladies, if you see this man, make sure you have a can of pepper spray to spray in his face.

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10 months

friend of julie and stacey martz mcconnellsburg pa and i can tell you all pastor stacey martz and his wife julie martz knobsville Pennsylvania are stand up bible based Christians who are very rich and with prosperity untold they own beach houses,properties,new cars and trucks.They are perfect with no...

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10 months

The difference between a guys s t i f f i e and a d i l d o ?
A Fact: The d i l d o doesn’t get tired and limp.

779 Views
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10 months

I don’t care if you are a Nazi or a hippie, eveyone deserves freedom of speech without censorship. Death to those who try to censor. It’s important to know what people are thinking. Censorship won’t stop them feeling the way they do.

599 Views
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10 months

She is a rare flower, both in beauty and grace. One of a kind.
Unlike all her big, beefy sisters. Moo! 🐮 Lmfaooo

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10 months

WHAT?! You mean you actually LEAVE your HOUSE in the FOREST and drive 20 minutes to THE STORE? And you’ve done this BFEORE? MIND BLOWN!- big fat ugly autistic transwomen

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10 months

Why does he love her, and not me? He tells me everyday she’s beautiful and I’m ugly. That He loves her and hates me. That she’s the perfect woman, and I’m everything a woman shouldn’t be. He loves me not.

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10 months

I hope my wife really meant it when she said she just wanted simple Christmas presents because that’s exactly what I got her.

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10 months

Ugly autistic morons: “Durrrr… poo poo, pee pee, *our own flappy roast beef flaps*”……….2 seconds later “Wanna f***?”

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10 months

Hey h**** retard: YOU’RE NOT GETTING LAID. You’re so goddamn embarrassing and every single person knows what you’re doing and what you want; the sad thing is how many morons are trying to do the same thing 😳

639 Views
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10 months

They’re all retards just like their dad.

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10 months

Retweet this virgin loser: x d** com /EdenEnvie/status/1983345651883868239

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a truth
10 months

Wasn’t sure if I should post this undef ‘a truth’ or ‘a pain’ and I wish ‘a painful truth’ was an option. I spent years and years sticking my webcam up my a**, exposing my breasts and playing with my coochie. It’s all over the internet and anyone who wants...

779 Views
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10 months

It was one night in college, we went down by the river, got high and drunk and woke up with my a** fucked. Who done it, went and fucked me.

It’s been twenty years now, and when I get high and drunk I want a man to f*** me....

850 Views
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10 months

HUUUUGE, fat, ugly Autistic transwomen is what you are. You’re not real women- you’re apes. You’re robots. You have no hygiene – you’re so revolting it’s beyond words.

You mas.turbate all the time- every day and probably every night too 🤢 and you think the world wants to know about...

701 Views
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10 months

I don’t call her my girlfriend, I call her my Cis Lady as to not offend any trans women out there.

And of course she forgave me, I’m just a heteronormative white cis male engaging in experimentation and providing pleasure for the underprivileged, unhoused, marginalized and historically oppressed people....

752 Views
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10 months

I would love to have a s*xual go at 18.0000-year-old Amy Fisher from the fall of 1992. She was just the right combination of “weathered” and “vulnerable” at the time. I get the feeling that the then-young adult would “put-out” for just about anyone who showed interest.

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10 months

The Grinch,

F*ck you. You green, pantless son of a b*tch. Give me a moment while I take my boot out of your mom’s green, slimy cooter. That filthy c*nt. Oh and by the way, everyone knows Cindy Lou is a dude. Congrats you h0m0. How is Max doing? Tell...

683 Views
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10 months

Evil Santa Claus,

Shut the f*ck up you fat red-dressed piece of sh*t. All those elves probably molest you and you like it. I happen to know one of those mother f*ckers and he told me you like for Mrs. Claus to peg you. You f*cking degenerate.

-Blade

768 Views
a truth
10 months

Does anyone think Pennywise seems kind of…..slow? Like he has autism or something and he really really seems to hate young tiny beautiful girls

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