Last night I was at our VFW hall. Having dinner and a few cold beers. Big Roy was there. Former Navy served on a submarine. He asked me if I wanted to launch with his torpedo in my wet sea. I smiled at him and replied I’ll take it for a test ride. I wasn’t expecting his torpedo to reach the bottom. About five minutes later it exploded.
My Mother in Law seduced me when I was in middle school mowing their lawn and cleaning their Pool. She started with the suntan lotion that turned in a full body massage and ended with oral s3x. She $ucked me off while I f1ngered her and told if I never said a word about it to anyone she would do more next time. I promised I hadn’t said anything to anyone so she took me into their Boat after I finished the yard work. She is tall with thick thighs, olive skin and small pretty shaped br3ast. She su cked me 0ff then got on top, I finished inside her but didn’t so I got h4rd quickly. She c@me then put on top, she was so wet I pu mped her for a half hour before we c@me together. It became a weekly routine the rest of the summer, she taught me how control first 0rgasm. My family and I moved to a different state so I didn’t see her again till my college girlfriend introduced me to her visiting mother. The reason I hadn’t met her was she lived at her fathers South Dakota farm summers. We’ve unsuccessful controlling our desires but not very often.
For months, I’ve had a crush on my best friend. I also am in a relationship. My partner is amazing and I wouldnt leave them for anything, however theyre very clingy and get jealous easy. They know about this crush and it gets them really upset so I dont talk...
I recently have been involved with another male in M2M oral s**. I enjoy giving it but just when he ejaculates in my mouth. He will swallow but I just can’t and I immediately gag.
I love my husband with all of my heart but my god he is dumb sometimes! Not like a moron per se but a f****** airhead and it infuriates me because it’s like interacting with a child and I just sit in awe of how utterly dumb he can be...
Hammerin’ Hank Goldberg & Mel Kiper Jr spitroasted Yatil Green at the downtown Indianapolis Holiday Inn in 1997
I’m not drinking the beer because I like it. I’m drinking it because the alcohol is taking the edge off my psychological pain and anxiety.
About a year ago me and my husband stopped drinking Coke (we were both seriously addicted to it), eating added salt and all sugar. Today we had a sip of Coke and OMFG it’s disgusting! It tastes like floor cleaner smells and we genuinely thought we had been poisoned, so...
please mask up. don’t want germs from your nose flying around me. and you’re ugly.
I miss pulling my d*** out of my p****** and sticking it through a gloryhole. I haven’t pumped my c** into a dudes b*** in almost a year and Im going crazy. I get so hard when I watch videos online of dicks f****** gay a** through gloryholes. I can’t...
I do not plan on every having a partner, nor a s***** experience. I am insecure about my size, and doubt that it will be anything but pure disappointment for my loved one. I plan to remain alone for the rest of my life.
I doubt you would see this Abigail given its been years since we’ve been friends but I wish I told you that I respect you as a person. Hope you’re doing well. Also in case no one’s told you, you’re really pretty. You used to bash on your looks but...
I used to like Irish men until you forced your way into my life
I just don’t understand how you, as a man can have narcissistic traits and entitlement when you mooch off of a sick woman who wants you out and you refuse to get a job and support yourself. No amount of tears, reading, anger and hurt works on you. I hate...
N****** are as n****** do. Ask the b****.
You abandoned your family owning them money, never speaking to them again despite them trying to contact you for 2 decades. Let your parents die without knowing where you are. Using a woman for money and a place to live yet giving back nothing. You are a disgrace. Irish c***
Stop shitting on me because I accept you for things that you don’t like. I love you. I want to share in what you’re doing even when it’s wrong and demented. If you want better things then be them.
PIGS are total S***
I’m finding it difficult to be attracted to women.
They let me see their weakness. How can I not be preoccupied with them.
A big thank you to all the brave police officers who kill N******. Every N***** life ended makes the world a better place, God bless you HERO’S 👮♂️👮♀️👮♂️👮♀️🎖🎖🎖🏆🏆🏆🍺🍺🥂🥃🍹🍸🍷🥂🥂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I hope you die and that married w**** you like to sleep with gets stabbed and murdered.
All the people who demonize jewish ppl belong to sewers cuz your parents sure did give birth for a massive p************ like you
kanye is black
Black people belong in cages and coffins.
caroscene you should be grateful that you had 2 husbands. you don’t deserve any more. stop being a spoilsport. your family are just spoilsports.
“god” and “satan” don’t exist, u dumbshit. the only evil exist among humans are in their own hideous hearts. like yours.
You are a Bigot and you are a Slave. You master is Satan. Everyone can see what an idiot you are. Go back to your worship of EVIL.
holy s*** washington was a bigot. washington also owned slaves btw
I hope you’re doing good. I’m trying to respect your wishes and give space but damn today is the day I could use just seeing you and hearing your voice. I need to know things are going to be ok. G******* it would be nice to hear your reassurance right...
I’m the #1 P**** Lover! Ain’t nobody loves p**** like Corvallus! Ciswoman p**** only for me!
the only “bible” you’re reading that claims jesus was not a jew is the one belonging to the synagogue of satan
The Bible makes it clear that Jesus was NOT a Jew. Only Satan tells you lies to trick you to believe otherwise. The Bible is not a cult.
Jesus said to the Jews: “Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do....
transphobes don’t even deserve to be in a circus because no one would pay to look at one. lmao.
jesus was a jew, you sad moron cracker. only a cult would tell you otherwise.
Trans kids are FREAKS and belong in cages at the Circus.
No Jesus was NOT a Jew. Your statement is blasphemy and your stupidity is Monumental.
Jesus called the Jews the Synagogue of Satan.
You are obviously Satan’s toilet paper.
jesus was a jew, you moron cracker.
When the Devil takes a s*** NI🐵🐵ERS come out.
CHINESE UGLY INCEL AUTISTIC RETARD DERANGED DELUSIONAL DETACHED P*** SCHIZO RETARD (LIKE ACCORDING TO CENSUS ALL INCELS) NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING...
republicans are just as bad as democrats. republicans are just a whole lot dumber.
“men are from mars, women are from venus” is a dumbshit concept that is almost 50 years out of date. if you’re still using such an outdated term, you’re obviously a damn fossil. so stfu, dinosaur.