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Last night I was at our VFW hall. Having dinner and a few cold beers. Big Roy was there. Former Navy served on a submarine. He asked me if I wanted to launch with his torpedo in my wet sea. I smiled at him and replied I’ll take it for a test ride. I wasn’t expecting his torpedo to reach the bottom. About five minutes later it exploded.

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My Mother in Law seduced me when I was in middle school mowing their lawn and cleaning their Pool. She started with the suntan lotion that turned in a full body massage and ended with oral s3x. She $ucked me off while I f1ngered her and told if I never said a word about it to anyone she would do more next time. I promised I hadn’t said anything to anyone so she took me into their Boat after I finished the yard work. She is tall with thick thighs, olive skin and small pretty shaped br3ast. She su cked me 0ff then got on top, I finished inside her but didn’t so I got h4rd quickly. She c@me then put on top, she was so wet I pu mped her for a half hour before we c@me together. It became a weekly routine the rest of the summer, she taught me how control first 0rgasm. My family and I moved to a different state so I didn’t see her again till my college girlfriend introduced me to her visiting mother. The reason I hadn’t met her was she lived at her fathers South Dakota farm summers. We’ve unsuccessful controlling our desires but not very often.

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how old is the gerontophile who constantly writes mom and son s** fiction? if he’s a boomer himself, it’s pretty sad.

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obsessing over a dead man and insulting him when his murderer walks free is psychopathic behaviour. kill yourself.

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“COVID IS JEWISH” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO someone please trace this crazy flyfucker and take their internet away. sad that you come here to spout your tripe because no one irl will take you seriously

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george floyd was a p************ that deserved to die.

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“ugly” people do get raped. fuckers also r*** the elderly, grandmothers aged 90. r*** happens because the fucker wants to humiliate the woman. it’s not about being “pretty”.

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fat dudes usually have dicks shorter than the average guy. their testosterone level is too low (which explains the obesity). if they were overweight since puberty, their dicks are short, too. lmao

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Listen you stupid fuckers:

Brittney Griner is a DRUG SMUGGLER… pull your heads out of your asses and treat her as such. There are other drug smugglers jailed in Mexico and places beyond who never get the asinine attention she gets after her conviction. Americans are the people using Brittney...

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Hell no. As long as heโ€™s got a chubby blonde double hearting all his Facebook posts, he can kiss it. Iโ€™m not dumb. Heโ€™s c*** ringed at the neck (and otherwise useless). . the fuk with him.

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Love & Light

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Things I love:. A guy in shorts sitting on my face. A naked guy sitting on my face. A guy’s c*** all the way down my throat. A guy’s balls in my mouth. A guy’s fingers in my mouth. A guy’s toes in my mouth. A guy spitting in my...

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There is only one way to make sure no more felonies, no more dictatorships or fascist regimes, no more disgusting ugliness, no more religious nutjob extremists, no more bloodshed, no more cowardice and messed up severe mental diseases and retardation, no more terrorists and no more fucked up stuff and...

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Men are ugly. Their faces are ugly. Their bodies are ugly. Their hair and thin skin are ugly and gross. Their soul is ugly. Their skull is ugly. Their thoughts are ugly. Their lies are ugly. Their delusions and g******* are also very ugly and vomit level disgusting. Their minds...

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The roots of all evil and all that is wrong with this world is men.
R***, child abuse, wars, violence, animal abuse, domestic violence, abuse of women, destruction of nature, meat industry, the vile world of politics, selfishness, ignorance, lies, delusions, regression, dictatorships, religious fanaticism, obstruction of justice, wasting...

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CHINESE UGLY INCEL AUTISTIC RETARD DERANGED DELUSIONAL DETACHED P*** SCHIZO RETARD (LIKE ACCORDING TO CENSUS ALL INCELS) NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING...

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Dam That River > Mbop

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Pretty privilege this pretty privilege that. How bout ugly privilege. You will never get catcalled,stalked,harassed, kidnapped,raped. You won’t be a target for s** trafficking. That’s a win for me.

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A couple weeks ago, my friend pulled me aside at a bar and told me that if I ever wanted to share his girlfriend, that he’d let me hop in. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing but I was totally into it. I don’t consider myself gay but I’m...

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I haven’t wiped my a** in years, I just let my dog lick my shithole clean after every s***.

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The moment who found it “catchy”? I found it kind of immature and lame. It wasn’t heavy enough. It was immature. I was listening to Lane Staley sing about being in the depths of heroin addiction, learning to play guitar from Jerry Cantrell. Those kid reminded me of kids whose...

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TIMOTHY HASLETT = HERO. COMMUNITY leaders in a Missouri city say they reported black girls going missing for weeks before a 22-year-old woman escaped from a kidnapper who was holding her in his basement.

Timothy Haslett Jr is facing r***, kidnapping and assault charges after the woman, who has not...

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Timothy Haslett achieved more in one month than Hanson achieved in their entire career.

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Timothy Haslett knows how to treat a woman rite ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Timothy Haslett lived the dream. Every mans secret fantasy ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰

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Wildman Steve used to have a crackhouse over by the Prince Hall Lodge where he had a bunch of teen boys and girls he’d keep doped up and pimped out. Many were fresh off the boat Haitians

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Alonzo Highsmith raped a student and threw her in a lake when he was a student at the University of Miami

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Former US Attorney now shitbag attorney for other shitbags Kendall Coffey used to bring hookers to Brewer Park in South Miami and get toppy in his car. Probably still does.

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“NED” the sailing instructor at the Coconut Grove Sailing Club used to molest me and other boys throughout the years

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EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU would take MICAELA PIMENTELL’s succulent SHEBEEF up your shitter!

EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

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what are the academic credentials of the Jan. 6 rioters? oh yeah, cave men dont need them lol. stop laughing, liberals, it is also time to stop the myth that you are open minded. f*** humans.

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connor is just a mini me, L.

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It’s sad to look at the male youth of today. Almost all of them are on the internet pretending to be girls. They want you to refer to them as ‘she’, but when you talk to them, they say they’re a dude with a d***. No, b****, you are a...

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steamhate s** live again. I love it.

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I love everything about male feet, from the wrinkles of their soles to the smell of their sweaty toes, I wish I could have a man putting his hot masculine feet on my face 24/7, Johnny sins feet are really good ones, I love to go out in public and...

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She also wants a Hummingbird to eat honey off her c***. ๐Ÿฆ

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My Girlfriend’s ultimate fantasy is to s*** off and be knotted by a police dog. A German shepherd police dog.

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Some ppl here deserves to be jailed and executed

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Seeing you is a reminder of how badly I want you…. Those eyes are still like home. That smile is still the reason my heartbeats….. It may never be us but for me, it will always be you. I’m so in love with you! ๐Ÿ’•

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I wish she would sit on my face. A good time would be had by all!

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Don’t forget to wish Britney Griner a happy birthday tomorrow! I wonder if Putin will send her a cake? ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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