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Arguing with a coke dealer about geopolitics is about as useful as eating shards of glass

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Re: If anything doesn’t concern you

I’m guessing you were lighting off illegal b0mbs and annoying the entire neighborhood? I would turn you in personally without thinking twice lol, and then stroke it while watching the police ticket you. Probably would livestream it too. 😉

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Instead of calling everyone crazy, why not explain which posts you thought were so crazy?

If you like posts why not say which posts are good?

Posts written by Artificial Intelligence are obvious and misplaced.

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Parking enforcement officer assaulted and hit by car from a black offender

The C in Canada is for Crime

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4 years

You thought I’d be better off without you and you couldn’t be more wrong. I’m nothing without you

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4 years

It appears I’ve triggered a FATTY with my “fat kid” comment. LOOSE SOME WEIGHT YA’FAT F***!!! 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😂😂🤣🤣🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐷🐷🐷🐷🐖🐖🐖🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐷🐘🐘🐘🐘🐖🐷🐷🐷🐖🐖🐖

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4 years

Every fat kid in America should be forced to ride one of those stupid INCHWORM toys to school every day.

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4 years

Opening my Doberman pinschers a*** with my thumbs is a human right, PLEASE VOTE DEMOCRAT and support your local Zoophile community. 👍👍

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4 years

Honestly im in highschool.My first freshmen year and sometimes feel as if i dont have any real friends.Either all of them call me fat and annoying straight to me face.Even one of my guy friends told me “i find u annoying and dont think we should be friends anymore” im...

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4 years

honestly i love my parents but i hold a grudge on them for something they did a few years back.I was 11 years old,was going through my first breakup.I wasent handling it well i remember crying for months until my eyes got swollen actually not months but years.Thinking if that...

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4 years

You win

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4 years

I have a serious bellybutton fetish and an inchy!

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4 years

So why the f*** you stay on here and keep reading every post

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4 years

Oh yeah, well I think you’re a man who is not very good and reverse psychology, homo.

I will not debate my package with you or attempt to prove you wrong with pictures.

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4 years

She burned you so good lol

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4 years

well you don’t speak for 57 year old women sir tiny, my bellybutton could devour that inchy

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4 years

i hide my phone from the veiw of people while sitting next to them because i m here daily. The world revolves around me. I have orbit norbit!😂

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4 years

I can’t speak for ever guy on here, but as a 48 year old straight man, I have never my life seen anything on this site that would warrant playing with my shrivelled up d***.

Seriously. Never. Not one thing at any time ever.

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a truth
4 years

you stink like s*** or sour d*** then, Ive never had that problem loser

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4 years

Narcissistic men are disgusting and repulsive. So are old men. And bald men. And men with typical inflexible ugly male hands and ugly rigid fingers. And men hung up on dicks or men who are dicks. And those men that delude themselves that they’re someone or something. And fat or...

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4 years

They should have 100% but they had 0 strategy, now they hope winter will help which it will but not to the effect they seek as they have much help. they need China to step in after the massive loss of ground troops, Its history repeating its self from lack...

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4 years

I love how the sick mother fuckers on here criticize all the sick people who put these stories on here but sit and read everyone of them and play with their little shriveled up d***. You sorry mother fuckers

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a truth
4 years

Sure Russia is so depleted that they have possession of 20 to 25% of Ukraine. The Ukraine army is wiped out and thousands of NATO mercenaries backed by NATO weapons are unable to advance.
LOL!

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4 years

Russia is depleted.. 1 war dummy two different soldiers All fighting in one army, but yeah maybe with all you tuckers and fattys hiding as long as possible

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4 years

Smoking tobacco is disgusting. You stink, your clothes, your houses, and your cars stink. You think you’ve covered up the stench but we still smell it on you and your yellow fingers. I’d never date a smoker.

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4 years

i make/havest me foods jelly much???? Fatso

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4 years

im a housewife, yet im not married hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm loooooossssseeeeerrrrrrrrrr your like the v***** ladys s***** portal of a person who exists but is just a background person somewhere out there annoying everyone. We hate you, sure would like to eat the lady who makes fun of youz a**

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4 years

beer will get you just as skinny as fast food

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4 years

Fat Is An Understatement, i bet you’re smelly like a scew driver. MAKES ME WANT TO CLEAN THE C*** IN GASOLINE

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4 years

Little Sagging below not so little s*** everywhere

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4 years

or you could just change your diet.

eat less calories.
eat far less processed food, preferably none.
eat less often. don’t eat for 8 hours before bed. eat only in 8 hours after you get up.

eat only from the produce isle.
walk a little every...

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4 years

Imagine being a 56-year-old man with the emotional maturity of a little boy. You can never admit to being wrong or making a mistake. You literally claimed there was something wrong with your brain rather than saying “sorry I fucked up and cost you money even though I refuse to...

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4 years

She had an accident in her cotton p******. I took her p****** off and put her in the tub an washed the inside of her little thighs and her little p****. I let my finger slip off the w!h cloth and brush her bare little p****. I put dry p******...

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4 years

If I ever kill myself it’s cause I’m high and I cut off my own stomach, muscle, and cheeks with a kitchen knife to quickly get rid of the fat.

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4 years

If you a girl talk to me baby I’m all ears. If you’re a guy stfu and go s*** dicks and ever talk to me you useless trash.

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4 years

Hooves and Harmony in Jacksonville NC owner Corinna Stone is a lying thief and her husband communicates threats of animal abuse. They have negative reviews removed from their website to stay 5 stars so the world doesn’t see the way they really are! Keep your children and animals away from...

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4 years

Haii michael baginta, i have crush on you ♡
semangat yaa sekolahnyaa, pasti kau dah tau kan siapa aku
Notice aku ya xixi

133 Views
a truth
4 years

I’m a dealer of simple choices. For me it’s never too late. I am your pride. Agent of wealth. Bearer of needs.

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4 years

This is how Nancy Pelosi protects her own. How do you suppose she is protecting the rest of us??? You stupid MoFo’s… vote intelligently next time around.

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4 years

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚞𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚢𝚔𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚠 𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚊𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚊 “𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚝”- 𝙴𝙰𝙼𝙶 𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚜𝚔𝚒 𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚐𝚐-𝙴𝙰𝙼𝙶

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4 years

CHINESE UGLY INCEL AUTISTIC RETARD DERANGED DELUSIONAL DETACHED P*** SCHIZO RETARD (LIKE ACCORDING TO CENSUS ALL INCELS) NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING...

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a truth
4 years

My wife has a new favorite form of s**. She will put me on hands and knees or head down a** up or fully laying on my stomach while she holds the remote control for the f****** machine that is pumping my a** while I am face down drowning in...

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a truth
4 years

𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 30+𝚢𝚛𝚜 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚔𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚒𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝚌𝚑𝚊-𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑-𝚜𝚔𝚒 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚐𝚐 𝚔𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚎 𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚐 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚐𝚐 𝚊𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚍 -𝙴𝙰𝙼𝙶

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4 years

I grew up extremely poor and many nights me and my sister had to receive nourishment from our fathers p****.

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