Over ten years ago I went to the West Virginia Though Man fight’s. I met a fighter who losts wife, she sucked me off after the fight because my bets were a grand. Later on I fought him bare knuckles in Huntington for a private high stakes betting fight, I...

So, it’s Christmas today in our religion (Eastern Orthodox Christianity) and my cousin stopped by this morning. I wish I tried i n c e s t just to see what it’s like. Guess my fiancé wouldn’t approve.

I always rubber up before entering her back door. Prevents human Hershey matter from ruining the romantic moment.
A public service idea to avoid chocolate pudding on the dip stick.

Our one nephew and oldest son attend the same college. Over the Christmas break Josh drove Richard home. Josh decided to stay the night before heading home. The next morning Josh walked in on me while showering. He asked if I needed any help. For fun I replied sure scrub...

I just did something that single men of my age never do.

(normally I’d show up at SimplyConfess, and read the latest, and respond with something witty, or crass, or both, but instead I offer this sincere admission)

I took it upon myself to update my undershirts. I was beginning...

I used to meet some girl at the park. She always wore a dress with no p******. I would get on the swing and put her on my lap facing away. I would have her bend over while we were swinging and I would insert my co** in her. We...

I deliberately left my bedroom door partially open after showering while the pawg a** tenant was in the next room and caught her standing peeking at me while I jerked off lying on my towel through the hinge door spaces.

I f.u.c.k.i.n.g LOVE j.e.r.k.i.n.g off at IKEA! Then I go to the food court and order Swedish meatballs from the hot Swedish chicks that work there, then I go j.e.r.k off again to the thought off them! I F.U.C.K.I.N.G LOVE IKEA! I want to f.u.c.k one of those Swedish girls...

It’s so awful when you spend years commanding a girl (who you have no business even talking to) to stay away from “your” man and harass her, trying to make her jealous, then you find out “your man” and her have been f.ucking behind your back for ages. 😱 omg...

I asked my mother if I could invite one of my friends over to join in with me and my mother. She said yes. I told my mother that me and my friend have been having s** together for a long time. My mother wanted to watch us. My friend...

I’ve been used and abused in my life so much. This is the year that I start using and abusing. F*** you.

I treat you with unkindness because you have such a beautiful wife. She’s 9/10. You need to be punished for being with a woman I can’t have s,e,x with but want to. You can’t have it all. I will prevent you from having a perfect life.

F/u.ck, even when I was watching my spending at Christmas I still overspent. It didn’t help that the Nord VPN c.u.nts auto renewed my subscription and took $220 without my consent. Why wasn’t I born into an extremely rich and privileged family? This isn’t fair.

Out of my four siblings, two are the biggest assholes in my view. Don’t ask!

Grace Mclaughlin has a full bush

A couple of months back , my aunt and uncle came in to town. My aunt told me that she told my uncle that me and her have been playing around with each other . I asked her what he said , and he said he knew about it ,...

It always seemed that no matter what direction life took, no matter what the personal situation was at the time, a rebel spirit permeated in most people where even if we didn’t act on our impulses we found a healthy release for them that caused no disturbance or upset to...

Hope Corvallus has a COSCO size pack of toilet tissue for his diarrhea and loose stools. Stinky gas surrounds him, bu.tt soon the great Corvallus will be ready for backsnatch activity. Hurry back, friend.

Angela I think of you every time I c um. Every single time. Nothing gets me off except thinking about you.

Gaza boys are made to strip n*** and beat their dicks and then have their hands tied behind their back and their balls are t****** with wire ties, and then they are masterbated and have their legs spread apart, and their ankles tied down ….. the IDF fingers their p****...

As a millennial, much of our dissatisfaction comes from being promised the world from childhood, then we grew up and realised it was a big lie and all we get is the crumbs off the boomers banquet table.

Evaun has large areolas and a hairy blonde bush

I’m a teaching assistant at the university, and these days I’ve been exploring cosmetic surgery. I might get my lips filled with hyaluronic acid — in a healthcare institution, of course. And I’ll probably get a b*** job one day, even though my breasts aren’t that small. I have a...

My husband thought I was out for lunch with my friend, but in reality I was getting filled by my son’s soccer coach’s cokk

So my new boyfriend told me on our second date, he has this thing for wearing fem clothes. I’m open minded, so ok.
I went to his place, he was wearing a beautiful expensive dress and nice shoes.
Tbh, I don’t have expensive things like my bf. The...

Fardowsa Muhumed

is really a white woman from rural Montana.

Two days ago I saw a young girl trying to push a baby carriage and it had a bad wheel. It was hot out and I pulled over to see if she needed help. She looked a little ragged but was pleasant, very tiny and petite. She said she had...

OK why do all of those 65-IQ Somalians look like their heads have been cratered by brute force? And why do the stupid Somali women keep mating with absolute sick mofos whose heads look like literal aliens and not mere illegal aliens.

Shouldn’t all of those dips be pirating out...

My brother is being mean. He took me to the toilet but he won’t wipe my tushie for me. He’s just laughing at me. I’m a messy little girl and I need some help. Love Chloe xx

African American people rejoice!

San Francisco is going to post an IOU to all A.A. people for the sum of $5 Million. They admit to having no funds with which to pay you, but all local A.A. will be owed $5 Mil. by the city of S.F. (even some of...

Money management is clearly not your forte and begging on socials again demanding access to resources that you don’t have because you literally let your life become a dumpster fire.

All the while you s*** post about midnight ballerinas and you could never degrade yourself and yet you beg...

Maybe I’m lucky, maybe not. I enjoy time by myself so much I have pushed countless people away who like me and want to be with me. My best friend is the opposite, he hates his own company so he likes to be with others all the time.

Constantly posting on book face about not having access to resources and then dry begging for cash from “community” and then never taking ownership of your own misfortune is banal asf …. It’s been 30 years and you haven’t even really used your pretty privilege except when you were on...

So tonight, my husband and I are hosting a Happy Naked Years Eve Party. Seven couples will be attending.
We have light food and plenty of champagne. All are neighbors and will not be driving. Here goes, Happy New Year, Y’all.

I love wearing sensational lingerie and feeling nawtee. My throbbing little male thing in the smooth material keeps me on the edge. After a few hours, the urge to release is unbearable. I go off in a powerful gasm and must wash the delicates.

I’m going have to cut today’s forest walk a bit short. It’s as icy as f)u.ck and I don’t own any winter boots.

If Something Strange represents the marginalized, then why is every performer white and dresses in a minstrelsy get up?

YESS MASSA I GET DEM CORNBREAD RIGHT AWAY, SUH! I’S BE A GOOD HOUSE NYIGGUH!

I’m extra nice to my wife the day before she goes to therapy.

RE: People have to realize that the garbage on this web site is all made up.

Which posts are garbage? Why didn’t you explain what you are talking about? What is all fantasy that never happened? How do you know what happens in everyone else’s life?

Perhaps you simply lead...

Received some Juicy Couture pan-tees for Christmas. They make me feel so feminine my penus is firm and sticky. Time to pound it down than sleep. Night night all…