I just finished taking a great big steaming s*** in my boss’s beloved leather office chair. He’ll be back in 5 days. His office will be locked up nice & secure till then.

Every time I hear someone say “in another life” I think of that f****** retard Katy Perry singing in her irritating voice in her stupid song The One That Got Away.

Corvallus is a load refuser! I took my younger brother Bobby (who has Downs Syndrome) to one of Corvallus’ pimped out no loads refused cumpdump parties and Corvallus said he couldn’t allow a developmentally disabled man to cream his croissant.

Bobby was standing there with a hardon and he kept...

black buck? how Caucasian n**** we be lions

ADHD is way more than just being distracted and hyper. That is literally just the tip of the iceberg. People with ADHD are capable and struggle in ways you will never understand until you do your research, the same applies to people with Autism. A lot of the time people...

a good example of fragile masculinity is the idea of “alpha males”. the term is not real. anyone who follows and believes in these terms is probably the biggest incel

like the dude with a blue American flag for a rear window? Way to s*** on your country while acting like you care wigs, wiger, wig wearing sissy boys, wig to match the girls sir wiggwashingrun

1 autism. 1 retarded b*** pirate, its

My aunt, who is not much older than me, my mom’s sister who lives below us. We were really close when we were kids. Same interests. She knows… And she still makes jokes about him. Subtle jokes. Like even his name it comes with shlameal. That’s what she would call...

what are you hiding under all that back bush . . . a c***. That’s what the V in corvallus stands for. I bet she has to dump smelly powder on it an find the wet spot to identify were too warsh

Miss Millerx is my wife’s youngest sister. Known her for years, always thought she was hot. Don’t know how many times I’ve jacked off to her videos. My wife doesn’t know. She doesn’t even know she does p***.

I need someone to change my pants for me. Love Chloe xx

I found a thong in a changing room at the climbing centre and sniffed it.

My heart cries for you. I miss you quite terribly.

I AM

the LECHE LORD!

the MASTER OF MANJUICE!

the CREAM CONNOISSEUR!

the SULTAN of S****!

the JERU of J***!

greazed sleazed on my knees ready to please and BREED

the ONE and ONLY

CORVALLUS

RIP cARmen

A.E.M.G

S*** s***! I’m 40yo and childless by choice. I love my freedom and I love having no financial worries. Most of all I get to life a selfish life of self indulgence and devient decadence. EAT MY A** YOU LOSER!!!

I hate being a father. I hate that my wife pressured me into it. My life was at its best a year before we conceived our first child. It has only been downhill from there.

My wife insisted and she isn’t even a very good mother. She pawns the kids...

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I just need to rant!!
My mum asked to use my phone, and I said sure, you can use it, because when she calls people, her phone stuffs up, so I said okay, only one call, and she ended up calling my grandma, and after she called my grandma,...

WIFIS

CLEANKITCCF

D*****

-A.E.M.G.

Just because they can laugh, go outside, and hang out with their friends, doesn’t mean they aren’t depressed. You can smile and still be depressed. You can go to work and still be depressed. You can run a f****** marathon, be rich, or win the lottery, and be depressed. What’s...

Women are made for men to c** in and impregnate.

brittany avis if your out their. sorry for everything. and i hope your doing well. you seem too have disappeared of the face of the earth/internet so i hope your doing all right

I am a gay man. I want to get fucked in the a** by as many men as possible and for them to pump me full of their virile seed. I like giving men pleasure.

Trannys are gross. You cant escape them these days sadly. Theyre everywhere. its a plague.

I feel sad for those who are struggling. But when I really talk to people with BPD, their life surprised me a lot. I possibly also have BPD myself but I’ve never thought to be so destructive. I understand that not everyone has the same resources and childhood education to...

People dont change for the better. Ever. this year proved that to me.

Goodnight my sweet baby love. 🥰 I sure wish I were lucky enough to hold you. Always here, always waiting, you’re my person.

Don’t forget that every contestant on those PATHETIC “talent” shows have to pre-audition beforehand. That rediculas T***** nut was only selected to get clicks. The fact they gave him a standing ovation after that hidious performance tells you everything you need to know.

Who needs the comedy channel when you have Trannys!

90 minutes before the club Q shooting in Colarado the club announced they were holding an “ALL AGES” drag event. The shooter Anderson Lee Aldrich is an American HERO. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

I think I might have depression but I don’t want to admit it. If in a year from now I feel the same way – lost, alone, flat – then I need to talk to someone. This s*** can’t continue and f*** what others think.

Meanwhile in California , you have a low 6 figure job and still live paycheck to paycheck.

Shayne roe lying cheating pos

greedy old cunts

CHINESE UGLY INCEL AUTISTIC RETARD DERANGED DELUSIONAL DETACHED P*** SCHIZO RETARD (LIKE ACCORDING TO CENSUS ALL INCELS) NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING...

Pastors will tell you to do something. When it fails they will say that is just the will of Jesus. It cost me forty percent of my income. It cost the pastor. No more tithes preacher and keep your hand out of my pocket.

IF YOU ARE A HACKER – HACK INTO KIRI NICOLE SMITH FROM RANDLEMAN NC PROFILE – SHE DOES WHAT CARDI B BRAGGED ABOUT – DRUGS MEN UP AT BARS AND ROBS THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!