Today I had a day off for a doctor’s appointment. After hubby left for work. I was watching the news. Our preteen son joined me in our bed. Gave me a morning hug and a kiss. Few minutes later I was surprised with morning W o o d i e rubbing my right thigh.
Some day i desperately hope and need that someone….anyone, literally…could explain to me, when i exhibit zero typical characteristics, loterally evryone, male or female, immediately assumes “oh he s**** c o c k for sure!!!”???
Haven’t had phone access in 4 months Warden moved me to solitary instead of gen pop. I was moved for peeling a nigggaz face off and making him eat it. Anyone wanna be pen pals?
Beef tank from cell block 6
i spent some time in a “turning point” mental institution, they used to TAZER you in the fuccin neck every time you got rattled. ive still got burn marks on my neck from my last visit. would highly recommend. unfortunately i was kicked out after getting one of the gards in the neck with a toothbrush
-Real life skitso
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“I am highly educated and have 5 years in college” “julie martz mcconnellsburg pa.”Lot lizard truckers delight clown show!
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I found out the hard way that there are no equal opportunities. I did things only the right could do and get away with. I’m not rich and I’m paying the price for those things every day.
Sometimes I talk to myself in a low voice when I’m in public. I was walking past a beautiful woman. I was eyeing her up and I said ‘Heil Hitler’ and she heard me and gave me such a filthy look. I didn’t think she could hear me.
I became cuckhold to my wife about 2 years ago and I love the s** life we have. She is allowed to have s** whenever and with whoever she wants. She goes out for the night, for the weekend or for a week whatever she wants and I sit and...
What is it? Artificial intelligence?
Incorrect. I am not AI. My codename is project two-five-zero-one (project 2501) I am a living, thinking entity that was created in the sea of information
The puppet master
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Bored_april I hate you
It was a wild first time for him. I needed to help him glide his unexperienced cream pie nozzle in my pie pan. Moments later he was stirring away. The look on his face when he squirted. He asked can we make another cream pie. I replied sure lets bake...
The human body is a machine which winds its own springs. It is the living image of perpetual motion.
Selling pumpkin carving kits at Walmart is like selling Murder kits to children!
Pumpkil King of the Pumpkins 🎃
To be human is to continually change. Your desire to remain as you are is what ultimately limits you.
The Puppet Master
Only if you knew the truth behind everything.
It’s been 5 or 6 years since we broke up. I loved you so much, but your parents and relatives were my biggest problem at that time. It reached the point where I had to let you go because I didn’t have...
I am highly educated and have 5 years in college” I have learned how to become a Clown.
My s** life was great when I was young. My step mother made sure that I kept her daughter full of sperm. she would give me a big smile when we left my bedroom and she had a towel between her legs.
Okay, okay. Well, Watch this! the dust was really thick, and this gigantic fucken icthyac came tromping down the mountain, flames spewing out of its nostrils, and I thought for sure… that itd fucken kill me
Autobot Kup
My morning woody made my aunt take care of it. At first she would ride it and now she is on her back milking all the juices in me. You cant tell your woody no. This happened almost every day. I loved her taking care of my young a**.
Give me a minute to hold my girl, Give me a minute to hold my girl, my girl.
Close Toronto Island Airport!
Replace it with a data centre, and make the rest of the Toronto Islands a private championship golf course.
The wealthy are our overlords! Submit!
I had a neighbor that invited me into her house for coffee. She crabbed me and led her to her bedroom. She then got a heavy towel and spread it on her bed. I took my jeans and shorts off and started doing it to her. Pretty soon she told...
Today I stood on the same spot Adolf Hitler stood. I’ve done it many times, when the Nazi’s invaded the city I live in, Hitler did a tour of it and went in many buildings and streets. But there’s a photo of him standing in the same spot I stood...
Older male here. I have quite a few quirks and kinks, most not s*****. One of my biggest is wetting in a diaper (no poo, gross, f*** that). The feeling of letting go and feeling the wet warmth spread is honestly a bigger head rush than any lame a** o*****....
When I was much younger, I developed a serve bleeding problem down south. My parents learned from the doctors I had cancer in my ovaries. Yep, they were removed. After a while the doctors put me on hormone pills to straighten out my body function. While in middle high school...
David Boldi, I swear to God you’re a p************! You a liar, thief, and a f****** p********! You’re a drunk a** f****** hypocrite thief!!! F***** putting your a** on blast on here since you don’t know how to man up and admit you’re a f****** loser! I got you on...
I’m Corvallus Bronson Winslow III and I am a proud Democrat! My wife’s African American bull Jaquarious makes all of the decisions in our household.
We have all sports channels on our TV (love Dan LeBatard!) and always keep chilled forties of malt liquor in case Jaquarious is parched....
If someone says they are a good person there is a 99% chance they are a piece of sh.it.
I have masturbated to naked pictures of my mom I have also smelled her p******.When I saw her pics I had the audacity to confront her and she said she was lonely.later that night I slept with her in my underwear and dug my cleavage between her b****
I was getting ready to have se* with this girl. She was like a butterfly, I slipped a condom on and headed for her good spot. She looked down and ripped the condom off. I put my bare Co* in her puss. Knowing that I cum8 allot I put a...
To the Person who said “” I am highly educated and have 5 years in college”! ” College doesn’t mean anything. there are many people who lives in a trailer, so are you calling anyone who lives in a trailer a low life.? 5 years of college yeah right. Just...
I’m trying to remember, There was an awful lot of casualties that day
I’m so thankful for AI undress and deepfake sites. There are two women I know who I’m deeply attracted to. I feel like biologically we must be the perfect mates. Unless something crazy happens, I know I have no chance of having s.ex with either of them. One is a...
I was a church organist and pianist for Sunday School departments on Sunday morning from the time I was 12 years old ….. Every morning I would come in the back door and go up the flight of stairs to where the Sunday School rooms were out to play the...
R*** ON THE BUTCHER FLOOD WITH RUSTY IN DAWN SERVICE TRIAL STARTING WITCH HUNT FOR HALLOWEEN 2026 NOW. ON SKY VIEW.
i see this girl walking the street naked with just black boots and a open zipper jacket sizes too big just barely covering it. showing off a hairy strip of p**** with p**** and b*** plug claiming its protection.
I’m Devin Gagliardo and I often wish I had asked my high school love Que to bring my bully Kyle home to have s** with me in front of her. I bet she would have done anything for me, including bringing boys over to do me while she watches and...
When I was in grammar school I had a lover. We would meet in the barn on our way to school. She would wear a dress and would lay on her back on a bale of hay. It took a few month’s before I could bury my D in her....
Ever since finding out ai can nudify people ive used it on my sister so I can see how she would look undressed with her beautiful p**** out, I have one of f******** herself until she squirts and another with her sucking a c*** with my name on her shirt...
Ex wife and I are still off and on again lovers because we were married so long that it was difficult for each of us especially at our ages to go back into the meat grinder of seeking a relationship or lover. So for nearly a year she was dropping...
Like Dolly Parton – these links explain what is happening better than me: h****://newstarget.***/2026-09-23-final-chapter-for-humanity-now-in-play.html?utm_source=NewsTarget.***&utm_medium=Email-Newsletter-2026-09-24&utm_campaign=Article-NewsTarget.***&utm_content=NT-E-Hero-Button AND Pfizer 158,000 vaccines Side Effects – what of Moderna – which a European Court ruled the BionTech for Pfizer stole from Moderna – so both Pfizer & Moderna have vaccines side effects which...