My son asked me about my age being so young. I replied well I was 14 and your dad just turned 15. And promised to P*U*L*L*O*U*T. The fishies found an egg .
Plastic bag over your face hard to breathe thru
Prevail Wonder
For F*CKSAKES! Got my Santa suit all soaked going to work this morning in the rain 🌧 Now I smell like mold, must, and alcohol. Good thing I’ve got this bottle of whiskey to sip on while I work
Mall Santa Claus FML
Your throat will collapse when I fill it full of Christmas presents, and MY B******** DICKKKK
Ghetto Santa Claus
I am so scared of the teenager with a laptop.
nice grey SUV Kia
I often wish death on people who have inconvenienced me in minor ways like not saying ‘thank you’ when I hold a door open for them.
You can insult me until your tobacco fingers and teeth turn yellow but you can’t deny the truth. Smokers harm themselves, their families and their friends with their selfishness. Gross.
No, I don’t really care tbh.
I’d need to see what you look like and what you’re about first but I’d bet smoking is more enjoyable that looking at you.
Smokers get upset with the truth but it’s a disgusting habit and breathing in that stink is harmful to others. Smokers are selfish and stinky.
With my job I get to interview a lot of people about their lives everyday. 2022 was a f****** s*** year for a lot of people. I’m glad it wasn’t just me.
High vibrational people won’t fall for your manipulations
I’ll bet smoking is more enjoyable than being in your presence?
I feel the same way about women who don’t work and listen to hip hop and EDM music.
Bilirubin makes the s*** brown
The most attractive person will instantly look ugly once you see them smoking tobacco. Ewww it’s 2023 are you not embarrassed? You smell bad and I just don’t want to be around all that awful smoke no matter how nice your personality is.
When you have a problem os when someone else’s dream coming through is your biggest fear.
Sometimes “dreams are not all they’re cracked up to be and we realize that once we mature.
As long as you have a practical back up plan, it’s all good.
Hold your broken dream up high, you know you try. This is the worst case scenario lullaby.
Stayed with my brother and his wife and daughter at the weekend. Oh boy the teen daughter is hot. She spent most of the time in the house wearing nearly non existent pyjamas, low neck and short shorts with her b** cheeks showing. Sunday morning I went to the...
I don’t know but I’m falling to a guy named JOSHUA. There’s nothing special about this man but I guess he will be a good father someday. Since the night he told me about his perspective on me. I found it hard to focus on everything I did. I want...
i’m not this loser’s girlfriend. Jesus
f****** furry wanker, go and kill yourself. then i’ll let my doberman piss on your maggot-ridden face.
I might be rule number one if you want a quality woman. Do not smell like s*** and a**.
But that’s not what you’re looking for though right? you disgusting f*****.
So much time?
It’s 30 seconds in the shower whkich you should take every few days, every day if you work hard enough or at a grubby job. S*** once a day before you take a shower. I find that most women are not attracted to men who smell like...
You haven’t lived until you’ve done a** to mouth with a Doberman pinscher.
Hating on certain groups is a slap on God’s face because he put time and effort to create them just like you. No one is better than anyone. Only God is better than all the human race. Can’t love God and hate his creations. Satan deceives someone full of hate...
i don’t understand why some people keep eating when they’ll just get hungry again. why waste resources to feed thems? just let them die, they’re too lazy to even wash their a**.
your independent gf should give up on fighting you and just dump your a**. run back to your momma. she’ll be submissive to you, her forever little boy.
I don’t understand why we spend so much time washing our a**. What’s the point in washing an area that will keep on getting dirty no matter what? Just leave your a** alone. It’s normal for it to be stinky and dirty. It’s supposed to be that way. A** will...
white people make the best nazi pigs
The suicidal realizations came back yesterday. I wish I could manage my thoughts better. Or at least get a brain transplant.
Black people make the best noose models.
only a dumbass will try to tear down a girl’s p**** that he never seems to be able to stop looking at. far too many assholes on here claiming they are the s*** when we all know you’re here because you definitely are not the s***.
I’m black and I r*** guide dogs.
lol. “try’d” LMAO ok you really didn’t finish grade 4
for god’s sake you dumbshit white pasty dough. YOU’RE, NOT YOUR. f****** dumbshit uneducated piece of white trash.
If you have try’d killing yourself as much as you say, yer the ultimate failure in life because even death has been avoiding you.
Act like your not white you’re not that believable
It’s just to piss on you’re your yer yar day
Look at all your hard work, it amounts to nothing, it’s unsustainable. It’s amazing you think this is anything other then a big lie. Maybe that’s why your clinging to an idea. When companies cut corners the people pay. It’s just starting to affect you. That mean.. soon it’ll affect...
why is it that you don’t know when to use “your” or “you’re”? did you not finish elementary school? do you have dyslexia? are you just plain stupid? if you can’t even speak english right, you have no business talking s*** on this page.
dumbshit white people can’t even differentiate between you’re and your when it’s their native language.
i hate kids. but they always like to stick with me, like?? GTFO kid, go find someone your age to talk to and play with. every time i go to a get-together where these parents bring their kids, these kids always want to talk to me. i always have to...