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Your teeth, missing
Your soul, burning in hell
Your legs, chewed on by hounds

Demon Kane

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The devil works in painful ways

Demon Kane

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I’m gonna steal your Christmas tree and put your father in a wheelchair

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sometimes I think how long a n***** d*** is every time I’m on the street

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To whoever the f*** said, “F*** HOMELESS PEOPLE” you’re a beta b**** who’s father and motherless. No one loves you and you f****** s***. Go kill yourself. I hope you get raped so bad you end up in the hospital and nearly die. I hope you get raped and have...

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I love Jesus and Buddha. And they love me. That is all that matters. Everything else is b*******.

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i want to kill myself. i cant do anything right, im ugly, im imperfect, i hate myself. i no longer want to be alive and i just want someone to tell me that it’s okay that i want to kill myself. theres nothing left for me and i just want...

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RIP Marge! 49 years ago today, one of the worst accidents I ever researched.

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4 years

What the f*** is wrong with people who hate Homosexuals? I’m talking about the h******* haters. The ones who literally use an anti-gay flag emoji in their username! If you hate gays so much, why are you obsessed with them? They literally try hard to look for religious, scientific, and...

107 Views
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4 years

Still no jizzleheads taking me up on my offer!

Once again for those randy gents on the fence my backsnatch is:

✓ bodacious
✓ brolic
✓ brawny
✓ brizzled
✓ beefy
✓ bearded
✓ brilliant
✓ bouncy
✓ breathtaking

BRONSONIAN...

160 Views
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4 years

my sister is a c*** and her husband is a d***. Their upcoming kid will probably be a little retard f*** as well.

140 Views
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CHINESE UGLY INCEL AUTISTIC RETARD DERANGED DELUSIONAL DETACHED P*** SCHIZO RETARD (LIKE ACCORDING TO CENSUS ALL INCELS) NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING...

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4 years

Sugars that go too low = coma .
Sugars too high = coma . Its a fight im tired of .

106 Views
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4 years

I need go keep sugars below 100 if possible. Its horrible when it spikes . I feel horrible.

107 Views
a truth
4 years

Im tired. Scared of cancer again. I don’t know what to do .

132 Views
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4 years

Laughing because Jesus is not a liar. He’s kind and gentle, very wise, and has a sense of humor. He’s more relatable than a quiet fat man who wants you to concentrate within instead of how you are with others, like you should be.

93 Views
a truth
4 years

last night ( being the sneak that i am ).. i peeked in my mothers bedroom
and i watched her take a huge cucumber and shove it in her p**** making it almost disappear
after a few moments her body jerked uncontrollably and she collapsed in her bed

146 Views
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4 years

BUDDHA is a homo..likes little boys

115 Views
a truth
4 years

If you are tired of Jesus, try Buddha. Buddha loves you and wants to help you. He is not a liar, like Jesus.

142 Views
a truth
4 years

People are always looking for Jesus. Like the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. The bible tells us that he is not here. Buddha is here. Buddha is in your heart. All you have to do is wake the f*** up.

143 Views
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4 years

I have nothing to say. I don’t know why he’s trying to keep me around when he obviously doesn’t like me, has a w**** who doesn’t mind being used riding his c*** and being thrown out, and another old desperate woman who will take and do anything s******* for him....

162 Views
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4 years

You’d actually probably just die of exhaustion/obesity

77 Views
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4 years

No out of shape old dudes, they usually cry after being laughed at for not peeing with a good strong flow. Probably a gay

116 Views
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4 years

Like a crabs mouth back there when she’s t** up

95 Views
a truth
4 years

Insomnia is making this homophobic closeted neighbor curious enough to r*** my pink a**

127 Views
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4 years

Oink oink 🐷

111 Views
a truth
4 years

Ya yo momma

149 Views
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4 years

And you and yo momma be some of those fuggos you retard 😂😂

133 Views
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4 years

Yeahhh, the reason I’m not interested in you isn’t bc you’re religious dumbass, its because youre ugly and have a s*** personality. Even if you worked out and got built, youd still have a really unappealing face bro. Sorry, not sorry. Get with someone as ugly as you.

139 Views
a truth
4 years

Lol f*** you hoe right down your throat while I slap your t*** n force a squirting sensation out your hairy feral pisser

86 Views
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4 years

Lizzo = shitskin Elephant

103 Views
a truth
4 years

I’m proud that I know so little of her that I misspelled her name.

98 Views
a truth
4 years

When I was 12, I paid this kid to get naked and s*** in the woods for me.

94 Views
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4 years

Did you just say rubbish like a s*** stalking Brit? Psycho addict James from Vanderpump tiny p**** Rules?

85 Views
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4 years

Nobody follows nobody’s, hence your real profile on social media.

92 Views
a truth
4 years

No, Your worthless as your words are meaningless

95 Views
a truth
4 years

Who is Gardi B? Does she play Wusic? …lol… I think you meant Cardi B who plays music, boy genius.

100 Views
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4 years

They ain’t rich because they have telnet they rich because there a millions of low IQ morons who follow them. They make a fortune from product placement and endorsing brands. They’re music is TRASH but unfortunately TRASH makes you rich these days. Gardi B is another fine example.

110 Views
a truth
4 years

I can feel it, you’re about to cyber stalk someone like a cowardly moron who hides behind a computer screen because no one gives a s*** about your spineless small d*** opinion in real life…lol…

120 Views
a truth
4 years

he loves the look of his white hands on my dark skin, especially when we’re pleasuring each other, moron.

80 Views
a truth
4 years

Put out the fire with piss is what just happened, sissy. You’ll burn in the lake of fire with your unloving hag and naughty children, putting words in gods mouth rewriting it as if it was your own. Praying to false Gods is a sin. Jesus is and was black...

77 Views
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4 years

I can feel it, you about to burst into explanatory detail. Going through the moment like your a genius, drag your knuckles another day on sim p ly confess . Co m

80 Views
a truth
4 years

Well it could mean a few things, autism’s just not letting you read between the lines. I’m sorry you literally need to have s*** explained to YOU.

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