Hope Corvallus has a COSCO size pack of toilet tissue for his diarrhea and loose stools. Stinky gas surrounds him, bu.tt soon the great Corvallus will be ready for backsnatch activity. Hurry back, friend.

Angela I think of you every time I c um. Every single time. Nothing gets me off except thinking about you.

Gaza boys are made to strip n*** and beat their dicks and then have their hands tied behind their back and their balls are t****** with wire ties, and then they are masterbated and have their legs spread apart, and their ankles tied down ….. the IDF fingers their p****...

As a millennial, much of our dissatisfaction comes from being promised the world from childhood, then we grew up and realised it was a big lie and all we get is the crumbs off the boomers banquet table.

Evaun has large areolas and a hairy blonde bush

I’m a teaching assistant at the university, and these days I’ve been exploring cosmetic surgery. I might get my lips filled with hyaluronic acid — in a healthcare institution, of course. And I’ll probably get a b*** job one day, even though my breasts aren’t that small. I have a...

My husband thought I was out for lunch with my friend, but in reality I was getting filled by my son’s soccer coach’s cokk

So my new boyfriend told me on our second date, he has this thing for wearing fem clothes. I’m open minded, so ok.
I went to his place, he was wearing a beautiful expensive dress and nice shoes.
Tbh, I don’t have expensive things like my bf. The...

Fardowsa Muhumed

is really a white woman from rural Montana.

Two days ago I saw a young girl trying to push a baby carriage and it had a bad wheel. It was hot out and I pulled over to see if she needed help. She looked a little ragged but was pleasant, very tiny and petite. She said she had...

OK why do all of those 65-IQ Somalians look like their heads have been cratered by brute force? And why do the stupid Somali women keep mating with absolute sick mofos whose heads look like literal aliens and not mere illegal aliens.

Shouldn’t all of those dips be pirating out...

My brother is being mean. He took me to the toilet but he won’t wipe my tushie for me. He’s just laughing at me. I’m a messy little girl and I need some help. Love Chloe xx

African American people rejoice!

San Francisco is going to post an IOU to all A.A. people for the sum of $5 Million. They admit to having no funds with which to pay you, but all local A.A. will be owed $5 Mil. by the city of S.F. (even some of...

Money management is clearly not your forte and begging on socials again demanding access to resources that you don’t have because you literally let your life become a dumpster fire.

All the while you s*** post about midnight ballerinas and you could never degrade yourself and yet you beg...

Maybe I’m lucky, maybe not. I enjoy time by myself so much I have pushed countless people away who like me and want to be with me. My best friend is the opposite, he hates his own company so he likes to be with others all the time.

Constantly posting on book face about not having access to resources and then dry begging for cash from “community” and then never taking ownership of your own misfortune is banal asf …. It’s been 30 years and you haven’t even really used your pretty privilege except when you were on...

So tonight, my husband and I are hosting a Happy Naked Years Eve Party. Seven couples will be attending.
We have light food and plenty of champagne. All are neighbors and will not be driving. Here goes, Happy New Year, Y’all.

I love wearing sensational lingerie and feeling nawtee. My throbbing little male thing in the smooth material keeps me on the edge. After a few hours, the urge to release is unbearable. I go off in a powerful gasm and must wash the delicates.

I’m going have to cut today’s forest walk a bit short. It’s as icy as f)u.ck and I don’t own any winter boots.

If Something Strange represents the marginalized, then why is every performer white and dresses in a minstrelsy get up?

YESS MASSA I GET DEM CORNBREAD RIGHT AWAY, SUH! I’S BE A GOOD HOUSE NYIGGUH!

I’m extra nice to my wife the day before she goes to therapy.

RE: People have to realize that the garbage on this web site is all made up.

Which posts are garbage? Why didn’t you explain what you are talking about? What is all fantasy that never happened? How do you know what happens in everyone else’s life?

Perhaps you simply lead...

Received some Juicy Couture pan-tees for Christmas. They make me feel so feminine my penus is firm and sticky. Time to pound it down than sleep. Night night all…

The new hit TV show “Heated Rivalry” is based on the closeted affair between Sidney Crosby and Alexander Ovechkin

Never read the instructions just get angry and break it. Be a man.

A hate you Gerell and Greg Somerville aka the Golden Boys! Betty Allerding chose you over me and I was the better employee. I will never forget what she did or forgive her! I better never ever see any of fuckers again!

You might have more money than me, but you’re still lower class to me because I am more educated than you.

I go to an adult bookstore with booths and gloryholes. I used to only s*** 1 or 2 loads a day there. Recently a larger construction job started and they brought in a bunch of Mexicans. The live in a camp ground close to the bookstore. I have sucked as...

I’m sorry for what I wrote about Sister Marie Howorth. My prayers are for the salvation of her soul. I have confessed my sin and am working on healing my memories of her.

I’m very curious at the age of fourteen about having s** with other guys. My grandfather moved in with us , and I had to watch him from eight o’clock in the morning to twelve in the afternoon until my mom got home from work. No Body was home from...

About four months ago our daughter asked about moving back home. Her excuse was she wanted to save up for her own place. We agreed on letting her have her old room back. Last week she asked hey dad can you replace the ceiling light in the closet. I said...

I am utterly speechless in how atrocious and moronic Google’s designers appear to be, at least from their publically visible works. The flaws are outrageous and in fact, can be ranted about for quite a while. Of course, I will take the liberty of listing them out, at least, the...

Don’t need to say this but Corvallus you’re a sick homo and nightmare fuel for dads everywhere

People have to realize that the garbage on this web site is all made up. Kinda like the old Penthouse Forum stories, all written by men . Not h**** women. It’s all twisted fantasy of things that never happened

Before 2025 comes to a close I will get something off my chest to express how I feel about my siblings turning their backs on me and I am not afraid to express it myself for I will be a man about it. The following I have to say go...

If someone hates you for no reason, give that mother.f.u.cker a reason. Be a man.

I j e r k e d off at ikea once.

Reply for, “The sheer volume of mental illness on display on this website is breathtaking.”

Have you looked at the world lately and seen the mental illness on display in High Places? Such as the Epstein files which the government is working hard to suppress to protect wealthy and...

If your wife is cooking a meal, eat a whole different meal before it’s even done..
Be a man.

If your neighbour bought his wife a new car for Christmas, key it. Be a man.